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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning buttercupsalright?
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www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=11439
I'm pretty sure if our situations were geographically reversed,we'd all still be complaining. It got to 38 over here today, don't remember the last time we had a day under 35.
Is the grass ALWAYS greener on the other side?
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Shut up Show-ManEngerland iz da bezt countrie
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:26,
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That's the point, innit?I wish I was there, you lot wish you were... well, probably not here but you get my drift I'm sure.
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I do not know what you are blathering on about, Show-Man(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:32,
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excellent comic, thoughWasn't it? We have a right laugh round here.
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I have concluded you are a benter spastic than nakers.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:42,
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That's not whatYM says
she says we're both equally spasticated and loves us all the same
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Caps lock! haha you couldn't make it up! What am I like eh?!?!??!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:04,
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She wouldn't wanna get a good look at you and change mind would she!!!!!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:14,
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All dressed up for Frog in the bridal suite
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:14,
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Bridal?Could do with a halter that one.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:29,
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You reckon? Rory's been carrying a torch for her that long he's had to invest in a battery charger. (
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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Nah, that's just those eastern benders having a sook.Over here in the west it's always like that, we don't bat an eyelid. Bloke I'm sitting next to right now's beard is on fire, he hasn't even noticed yet.
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Hi Showman.I have a friend in W.A. Perhaps you know him?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:40,
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Great, I'll get him to give you a call.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:03,
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I don't know about that,but I'm willing to discuss that frogcock is a cock. Discuss.
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steady on! where have you been The Bear Pookie?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:51,
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I thought I'd have a few weeks off interweb stuff mate. Lot going on in the real world. Just won a court case which was preying on me a bit and am also starting a new bizzness.Fucking about on here was low down on priorities. I have a bit of chill time now. :)
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coolio. hope it is all sorted now and glad you got away with touching those kids.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:58,
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No was civil stuff.Inappropriately touching is next stuff. Seriously when we found a loophole that we could use I felt a physical weight lift off.
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If it's 38 degrees then it's very likely that elsewhere in the world grass IS greenerBiology science innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:00,
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Have you thought about giving your country some paracetamol?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:12,
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LUFFA B. AT HIS USUAL SHITFUCKTARD BEST. ... FACTS, SMACTS. ... TIDE GOES IN, TIDE GOES SIDEWAYS, WHO KNOWS WHY !!!(
Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:13,
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Nah, there are (small) traces of humour in your posts.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:36,
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*ignores**logs out*
*posts trolling reply*
*whines when people reply*
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Do get fucked 'Show-man', I'm talking to Tom.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:42,
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I LOVE portmanteaus!!!!They're so funny!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:43,
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Dearest Tom,Thank you for your support in this difficult time. It is my heart's desire that we banish 'Shoe-man' forever.
Fond regards,
David
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:45,
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My dearest DShall we mercilessly bully this 'showman' fellow until he weeps great salty tears of bitterest grief?
Yours always,
T
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Obie Trice, real name no gimmicksOne hit wonder, had gimmicks y/n?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50,
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Years from now when we're all the very best of friendswe will look back on this and laugh, you'll see.
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Oh man I'm gonna call everyone in folkstone called David and call them wee wee tapirs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:45,
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YJamie Foxx - shit actor, shit singer. y/n?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:43,
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Yes to both.Lol some review of 12 Years a Slave:
Alright film but a bit racist.
Someone in my office, yesterday.
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It's 'the' office, not 'your' office, you are merely another slave drone, probably with your own desk, but not your own office hth xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:47,
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I doubt he has his own deskIt will be a shared "hot desk" office full of hideous bright colours reflecting a fake hip and friendly culture.
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Some fucker made me drink a glass of razor blades in my sleepOh woes etc. /bearwithasorethroat
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I'll whip out my greasy cockso you can give it a scratch, eh?*
*Your throat, not my greasy cock. Ouch.
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Dunno, haven't been to the other side.My grass is alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:50,
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Why would I leave all this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:53,
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THX BBZ U NO WOT SUM PPL R LIK!! LOL(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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Apparently notsince you're posting on here, I think we can surmise the grass is more or less the same.
Anyway, isn't your grass all dead or on fire or being used to cull sharks for no good reason?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:05,
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That link totally shit on everything I have said about Australian humour.I quite like some of your films though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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australian men tend to be hotalthough I understand from aussie mates that the hot ones come over here and the inbreds stay at home.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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If you like sleeping with racist retardsyeah, some of them are hot.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:37,
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annoyingly the girls tooall fucking long legs and tans and blonde hair. fuck off home with your fucking long legs and tans and blonde hair!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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It's OK, they are usually racist retards too.At least, the ones I knew in London were.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:39,
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Nah.Well, yeah, I mean it attracts people from overseas lacking in imagination and ambition, but otherwise .... nah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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You'd shrivel up like a frazzle if you went thereRanga skin don't do too well in the sun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:40,
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Old ginger minge has had a tan ever since I changed those light bulbs for her(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:41,
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I thought your hair was purple these days?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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oh god no, that washed out ages agoback to the natural colour at the moment.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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BROWNBROWNBROWNBROWN!
I hope your wife teaches mini ape her colours......
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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If I'm going to fuck a hot Aussie, I'm not staying round for an ethical debate afterwards.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:41,
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I think all morals would have left once you agreed to stick your willy in his bum anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:43,
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He probably caused the latest wildfires by rimming an Aussie round the back of Walkabout (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:44,
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fair does.they are usually epic homophobes, too.
Mind you, that's probably just overcompensation.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:57,
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Australia is full of bendersPoisonous ones at that, they lurk under loo seats then rise up and bite you on the cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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They do like words that sound the same but mean different thingsthat's for sure
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My grass is quite green, but a bit soggy thanksI slept for 9 hours last night. That's almost a weeks worth!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:48,
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I have calculated that I need 7 hours a nightBut can live on 6
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:51,
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Start a new thread please sporters. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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