the way that the blokes all give geordiejay a hard time about being gay
secretly most of them are a bit scared of homosexuality and dozer is incredibly turned on by it

alt: you wish

altalt: got too much. want some?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:26, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you have some very peculiar fantasies about me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

The one involving the ironing board is a bit strange, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

it's not the weirdest one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

That's no ironing board, that's his beach sandals.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I thought you'd been fairly open about being experimental in your youth on that front?

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Oh man, if you'd been on his floor in halls you'd have seen some things that would open your eyes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

He's some sort of ghost, as far as I'm concerned.
Never seen him, never met him, yet I all but sat next to him at uni. Weird.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)

You wouldn't have seen him
Him and the rest of his floor were out boshing Yellow Bentines and Clarky Cat down at the union bar every fucken night man!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

it was all Jessop Jessop Jessop Jessop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

haven't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

no
sometimes we pretend we have, because tales about experimenting with other women get a certain type of feeble male frothing at the cockend, but we didn't really do it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

oh Jill, when are you ever going to get over me and my cruel rejection of your russet advances?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

no man could ever fill your turd sweatshirt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

you keep telling yourself that, sweetcheeks xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

no, really
nobody else would be dumb enough to buy it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

always with the attention seeking bullying, innit Jill?
If you want my attention, all you have to do is say 'alright'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

whatev's, tommyboyrebel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I'm a shocking prude, soz

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I thought we gave him a hard time as a show of acceptance
You know, like how we pick on other for undeniable truths like Battered is a dwarf, I never get laid and have books thrown at me, stunned is a big footed alcoholic like how your ginger, like how your, fat, like how you suck hundreds of cocks a day, etc etc
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Wait, Jason is a gay???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

whats a gay?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

*unfriends*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Of course he isn't
Its just internet banter. You think I really never get laid and that swipe is really a Ranga? Stunned has tiny fucking feet in real life, he could wear my wife's high heals. (and probably does)
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

frog and monty and battered will confirm that i am NOT A RANGA IRL
the bit about the cocks is true though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:37, Reply)

NOT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

wait til you see the new colour
that'll shut you up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

+ NOT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

\o/

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Yes you fucking are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

All joking aside, she definitely is.

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

+ NOT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

+ BRUNETTE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

+ FAT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

They love it.
They want to know what man on man is like.

This aint bullying! I had a harder time at school, and the taunts were better.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:41, Reply)

there's definitely an element of denial with some of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I blame Swipe for the poor quality of bullying here.
If she wasn't so busy flirting with Rory he'd have bullied GJ off of here in a fortnight.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

i don't flirt with rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Oh come on. Like anyone takes anything he says to heart.
There's more chance of Frank doing it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

You should have read QFTW in well in its well...whatever the opposite of glory days are.
People used to take him VERY seriously indeed over there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Mental illness IS serious.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1009060
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

find the one where he talked about doing his teenage boyfriend
that was lol
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Oh God, that one.
Happy Mock Phantom Turtle still drags that one out if he's in a corner.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:12, Reply)

it was funny though
plus you know that secretly it's true. if ever there were an underage secret sneaky bummer, it's that caravan dwelling pikey.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Oh wait, here's a better one
b3ta.com/questions/burninhell/post1676288
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)

haha
although the best bit is actually dozer's shameless rory bumming
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

CRINGE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

i guess everyone needs a hero

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I like emvee advising Legless to use the ignore function instead of getting upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

It's a massive feast of self-awareness failure, that thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)