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Ok Tuesdays are generally shitWhat else is generally shit (My threads normally)
Alt You have a 10 minute amnesty to punch/ kick any one person in the world, who would you like to give a quick guilt free kicking to
Alt alt, DLT likes to grope, have you ever been groped or have you groped anyone, I used to work in a night club where there were often hen nights and I can safely say that my cock would be bruised by the end of the evening without seeing daylight.
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Not listening to your mum is shitFroggles didn't listen to Rachel and he's got a cold. Poor lad.
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My actual Mum told me never to wear a coat, but she does hate me so that would make sense.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:38,
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YM told me to leave her face like a plasterers radioand she then went to give you a night night kiss that's how much she hates you
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YM didn't say anything because she died ages ago and you are old.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:41,
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YepBut on the plus side I have feeling in all my toes and I don't shake,
So who is the winner here
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i bet mrs B wouldn't turn down vibrator fingers(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:48,
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Christ the list of people I'd kick in is nearly as long as my cock.Altalt: I once went to a girl's 18th birthday party, which consisted of 17 girls, and me.
It was hell.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:37,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:57,
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Work, bills, new films, new music, the internet.Alt: A Chinese or a baby or a Chinese baby
Altalt: My maths teacher was a paedo but he never touched me :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:38,
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Altalt: Birds love it when you give them a bit of a gropeMakes them feel special, don't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:40,
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It was normal back then, everyone did it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:40,
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This morning, on the train, do you mean?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:43,
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Yeah, sometimes I just go up and down on the busy packed tube lines, because it's easier to get away with.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:44,
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sleeveless t-shirts, tattoos, facial piercings, men in built-up shoes, the district line, red wine, "the sun", people who read "the sun"those ringlets that Hassidic jews have, meat or meat based products, sweet stuff anywhere near savoury food, and ketchup.
alt: tony blair
altalt: of course. I've come back from nights out with my arse black and blue. and I've had my tits "wahey'd".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:44,
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You know what to expect when you meet Stunned for a drink(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:45,
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he was surprisingly restrained on fridayI think he didn't want to cheat on monty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:48,
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He needs to move on, Monty is dead now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:51,
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i'm surprised he isn't, after our "civilised" friday night(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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only one of yours is shitthe other one's alright
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:47,
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Just look at Brian May (he has very dry hair usually)(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:57,
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not since i was about 17I was the past master of the subtle bum pinch, until one evening on my 17th birthday, when I groped a pert arse of a dude in jeans.
which turned out to be a woman.
I retched. never again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:50,
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yerit's not really the vests to be fair, it's the association with someone in the past. yeuch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:58,
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Did greggshat wear one?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:59,
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They are a must in hot summers. Obviously I have several different cuts, looks and colours in my vest collection.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:00,
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+ but they all make me look like a fat poof(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:01,
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You boys!Who did you pick on while I was away?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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Some prick's sock account(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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Some tattoos are ace.Red wine is delicious, and The Sun is the most popular paper in Britain, and therefore - whatever you think of the content - very important.
Ketchup is also delicious. Sometimes with red wine.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:02,
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Sorry you cant defend The Sun on the fact that lots of people buy it(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Who said I'm defending it?I'm just pointing out that it's very important - whether or not you like it.
It's a reflection of a significant portion of the population.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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Alt:The pope.
Peter Tatchell.
Sandi Toksvig.
George W Bush.
Paddy Ashdown.
Peter Andre.
Keith Chegwin.
Nick Clegg.
Arthur Scargill.
Piers Morgan.
Dozer.
My former father-in-law.
Julia Donaldson.
J. K. Rowling.
Carol Thatcher.
Alan Carr.
Nick Griffin.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:45,
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She wrote the Tiger That Came to Tea.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:49,
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No she didn't, that was Judith Kerr.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:50,
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wasn't that judith kerr?Julia Donaldson is more modern than that?
I remember half loving, half being disturbed by the "when hitler stole pink rabbit" trilogy as a kid. good reading.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:50,
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I don't know anything, I was just joining in(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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She looks set to overtake Andrew Marr here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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I am betting Batts has had to listen to the Gruffalo song once too often(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Why don't you do what Monty did, thenand introduce her to Bagpuss, the Flumps, Mr Benn, and some of that good stuff?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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Why Nick Griffin?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:02,
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People.People are generally shit. Especially the ones that aren't me.
Alt: Michael Gove. Or Piers Morgan. Or George Osborne.
AltAlt: I had my arse groped once while getting on a bus in Glasgow. I was so shocked I didn't even say anything. Then again, he obviously had serious mental issues, so probably couldn't help it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:53,
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+ reader, I married him(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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Hahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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My bossAlt My Boss
AltAlt I was groped by a girl at school, repeatedly to the point where I eventually reported it. Nothing happened. Same girl did it to a guy called Dan and in response he grabbed her tits. He was expelled.
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Peej, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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Bit risky groping your boss, isn't it?Edit: Well this makes no sense since you edited your post
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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Hello! did you miss me OT?I bet you did!
Tuesdays are shit, but Wednesdays are shitter.
All them new reality shows are shit. Splash! The Jump, et al. event the addition of Kylie to The Voice hasn't brought it back from the Jessie J infested depths.
Saturday night telly generally. It's turned into a dvd night.
Alt. Vladimir Putin at the minute, but anyone in Politics, really. Obama seems alright.
altalt. Used to get my arse felt all the time as a barman. I'm not a piece of meat! hen nights are horrid things. "I'm getting married, let's celebrate this by being a drunk slag in pink feathers!"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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Did you have a nice time in potatowogland?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:00,
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I did. it was a bit cold to be all waling round and that.Got the Guinness Museum and apparently the Smallest Bar in Europe (possibly) in, stayed round Temple Bar, Trinity College, Grafton Street.
Nice :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:12,
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I meant to put walkingor wailing, depending on how UPSET I was at the time.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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The Guinness was free...if you count 16.50 euros a reasonable entry price.
(to the museum, not my arse)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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Hen nights are an embarrassment.When I had mine, I vetoed any 'comedy' t-shirts, 'hilarious' props, and drunken shenanigans.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:58,
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warcraft and dog walking(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:00,
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About twenty of us, ages ranging from 13 (granddaughter No. 2) to 63 (sister in law)booked the local pub, and had a dance teacher teach us a routine to pop hits of the day. As we got merrier, the dancing got more complicated.
I was the shittest dancer there : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:01,
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That sounds well shit, no offence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:02,
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We enjoyed ourselves, which is what counts.I don't do big crowds, or heavy drinking, or screeching harpies, so a traditional hen night would have been my idea of hell.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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Apart from the drinking I did this for my stag doI just wanted a day out boozing with my mates
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:01,
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When I worked at the airport, we had hen and stag parties coming through all the time.The blokes were almost always way more inventive with their 'themes'.
My particular favourite was the dozen or so guys who all arrived at separate times, wearing full country tweed, followed by the stag dressed as a fox.
The women usually just had t-shirts saying 'Sandra sucks cock' and 'Slaggy Sarah'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:04,
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DittoJust took over one corner of a good pub, full steak dinner, much beer and spirits consumed. Why waste half a night staggering between pubs?
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does pink not suit you, then?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:59,
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Hen dos are horrid.Women hunt in packs, men hunt solo.
Thus a pretty girl with more than half a brain can pick apart a group of lads, simply by flirting with each one in turn, but a guy approaching a hen do will be torn apart.
Ugh.
I organised my mate's stag do, in which we went to a comedy club in Bristol (yeah, yeah). There was a hen do in front of us, with the obligatory camp gay male friend. Five words: pink, cock-shaped deely-boppers.
Ugh.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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This is one of the many reasons I have no female friends.Well, no common ones, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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I have never met a woman over 20 that has liked hen dos.Stag dos can be great, though - mine was. My brief was simply that I enjoy getting drunk in the company of my friends. Considering what pricks my friends are, I suggested we do it a relatively good distance from civilisation.
Cue us going to a nice house on the outskirts of a nice little village in Devon for a weekend, where we went fishing in the morning, and sat by the swimming pool in the afternoon and evening, chatting, playing, and drinking our own bodyweight in booze.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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Why were you wearing "pink cock shaped deely boopers"On a stag do?
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Because we are SERIOUSLY wacky.100% LOOOOONEY, that's us!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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Lunch!Lunch is not shit. Got given some green tomato chutney by a patient, will have with some crackers and cheese. Highlight of the bloody day so far.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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There is a MASSIVE list of customers who need a good shoeing todayI have been groped but have not groped
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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