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	Favorite comedians?
 	Who are your favorite comedians?
Alt: Do you own a pair of Doc martens?
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Stibbins, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:13,
	
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	i like that tim minchin
 	no
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:14,
	
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	I am not sure I would class him as a comedian
 	Don't get me wrong I quite like him, He is hugely talented as a pianist
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	I like Dozer, BeatsWork, Showman and Stibbins
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:15,
	
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	Alt: yes. Though I hardly ever wear them as I haven't properly broken them in so they're uncomfortable.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:19,
	
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	Dubbin is your friend
 	coat liberally and place a heavy object on top
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:25,
	
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	Ah. Thanks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	^this
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	Painful eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	Blisters and that.
 	The pair I had when I was a student (actually hand-me-ups from our DJ) were really comfy. These days I'm either in Skechers or Converse types. Between arthritis and my gargantuan size, I can't do a full day in heels any more.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	My Merrells are extremely comfy. Good for getting muddy in the park with micro as well. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	They look like they would be.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40,
	
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	Get a hair dryer to soften the leather, wear them around for an hour, when the leather'n'stuff remolds, it'll be in the shape of your foot
 	
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	Jim Davidson, Milton Jones, Tim Vine
 	I last wore Doc Martens when I was 16.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:24,
	
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	What are you?
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:25,
	
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	*goes for Gold*
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	ilol'd
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:43,
	
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	Russell Brand, Joan Rivers, Sarah Millican, Alan Carr
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	alt. No. I'm not a lesbian
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	^ is a lesbian
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	your choice of comedian says otherwise
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	I will give you Sarah Millican for that remark, but I don't think they will get any pleasure out of the others.
 	don;t they just watch DIY shows anyway?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:29,
	
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	Sarah Millican is fucking shit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	I quite like her husband.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:31,
	
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	who is she married to?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:33,
	
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	Gary Delaney.
 	They got married a couple of weeks ago. He's one of those one-liner merchants.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:35,
	
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	He does good 1 liners
 	But he gets on my tits with the annoying head bob in acknowledgement that he has said something funny
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:02,
	
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 	Gary Delaney is really funny.
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Stibbins, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	You like Tim Vine so your argument is invalid.
 	OR
We, differing as we are, like different things.
Oh wonderous universe!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	no, the comedians I listed are shit and I listed them ironically
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:35,
	
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	Yeah, whatever.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	Jim Davidson was alright, for a homophobic, racist, mysogynist.
 	A bit more cerebral than Chubby Brown
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40,
	
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	Sometimes I wonder if Jay is trolling us, but then I think he probably really *is* like this.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:41,
	
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	You can find out when I come to a baysh
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:43,
	
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	:o
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:44,
	
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	Alan Carr is not amusing in the slightest. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	Neither are you
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	Battered is occasionally, Carr never is HTH xx
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	and he has a laugh like a freshly clubbed seal
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:54,
	
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	I've never claimed to be. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	David Cameron! LOL!
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	I prefer Nicholas Clegg!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	I don't think anyone is ever going to beat the classic line-up of Henry, Copperfield and Ullman.
 	
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	Whatever happened to Copperfield?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:32,
	
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	Still available to hire on the after dinner circuit:
 	www.gordonpoole.com/David-Copperfield.aspx
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	The costs some of the others on that site charges are stupid. £10-£15k to have Alistair Campbell as an after dinner speaker? Fuck off. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:35,
	
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	i went to a charity do where some moron bid £30,000 for "tea with tony"
 	I'd only pay £30, and that's only to tell him what a fucking twat he is
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	15- 20k for Adrian Chiles 
 	
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	I have a great mistrust of 'buisness' and 'motivational' speakers. 
 	Especially those who's key achievment is shaking hands with Branson at a book-signing.
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	Roger de Courcey is available!
 	www.gordonpoole.com/Roger-de-Courcey.aspx
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:45,
	
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	Nookie!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:47,
	
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	No thanks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:50,
	
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 	Mark Thomas and Bill Balley are great comics!
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	I used to like Oor Wullie and The Beano
 	
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	Mark Thomas is a badman.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:56,
	
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	I bought a stack of stand up DVDs last week, and finally got round to watching some.
 	Sean Lock - meh
Jimmy Carr - smug but funny
Micky Flanagan - enjoyed very much. Five stars, would recommend.
For my birthday, my brother is buying me a ticket to see Ed Byrne, who is playing WsM this year.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	FLANAGAN?  
 	Leave it aht.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:36,
	
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	aht aht
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:36,
	
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	he's from the east end of london
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:37,
	
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	in the east end ov laaaaaahnden.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:38,
	
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	yeah, you try saying that in the east end ov lahnden
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	Gaaaaahn
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:38,
	
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	Oh, dear.  
 	You probably think all Londoners are like him.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	only ones from the east end.....
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	ov lahndan
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40,
	
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	You and Gonz are both Londoners and both Jewish
 	but as alike as a spaniel and a great dane, so no I don't think all Londoners are the same.
'Cept them Cockerney Facks. They're all gaw blimey ow's yer farver appleas an pears, innay?
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 	Seen Mickey Flaganhan, he's really good.
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Stibbins, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:43,
	
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	I like Ricky Gervais
 	
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	Will Smith AND Ricky Gervais :(
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:44,
	
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	Imagine if they teamed up ! They'd make the best movie ever made.
 	
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	Rob Beckett is a great new comic.
 	
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	I can't take my eyes off his teeth.
 	I like Daniel Sloss and Chris Ramsay out of the new bunch of comics.
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 	I like Josh Widdercome's radio show.
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	I tried to like Chris Ramsey but it's just like listening to a mate tell an anecdote.
 	Plus he laughs at ANYTHING on Celebrity Juice.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:45,
	
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	I can't watch that
 	on account of Leigh Francis being an unfunny twat.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:47,
	
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	Parts of Bo Selecta were genius
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:57,
	
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	Mark Steel is another good one.
 	
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	I like Frankie Boyle, but not all the time.
 	Bit hit and miss, but when he hits.....
Loved the Dave Allen re-run on BBC2 the other week, too.
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	They've just added him to netflix so shall be watching tonight.
 	My fella likes insulting jokes.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:58,
	
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	Obviously
 	
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	I've watched all 3 this last week
 	although in reverse order, probably would have been better oldest first.
The picking on people in the audience is well lol on all 3 though
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	Hale and Pace
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:51,
	
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	*stonks*
 	
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	^
 	
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	That Stewart Lee, right kids?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:54,
	
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	Freddie Starr
 	
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	Bruce Forsythe
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:59,
	
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	I watched a comedy programme that had a woman that looked like Bruce Forsythe (on purpose)
 	It was one of the creepiest looking things I've ever seen.
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	I wish they'd Yewtree the cunt.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:04,
	
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	Jerry Sadowitz
 	
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	"Hello Moose fuckers"
 	
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	Agnostic Antichrist. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:06,
	
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	Someone on my FB just posted this.... I quite like the way they've got Wiki links for 'internet' and 'shopping mall'.
 	seachranaidhe1.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/the-most-two-evil-bastards-they-should-rot-in-hell/
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