I'm not finished :(
Meetings and more work. Bah!

What's the worst news you've had today?
That I didn't go home?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hot presumably smelly girl had lunch alone again today.
We might have a potential suicide on our hands!
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

If she is hot how come you haven't got close enough for a sniff?
Ask for a light or something?
Or borrow her pepper
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Gotta hotta girlfriend

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Have you offered to finger bang her yet?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

No, I'm trying out being faithful.
It's an odd experience, but it seems to be working out so far. None of these other cretins will bloody finger bang her, either. I've tried asking.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Is it that they won't do it, or just that they won't let you lick their fingers afterwards?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

They're IT staff. If they can't masturbate to her cam while paying her lots of money
they haven't got a fucking clue how to cope.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Aw now I feel bad for fingerbanging your missus

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Shut up, no you don't.

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

We ALL do
the queue was almost round the block
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

This is not surprising.

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Don't be fooled by the finger banging that she got
We still, we still queued around the block.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)

That is excellent.

( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I hope you are still here posting when I'm in the pub in a couple of hours
Then we can chat some more
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Nah, I finish at 5 on a friday and see real life people when Im not at work.
I'm just using you
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I'll be in the pub roughly between 4.35 and 4.55, so we'll chat then!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

It's good going to the pub when Jason is still wearing his telecommunication headset and having potential 'clients' hang up on him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Do you not have a headset when doing orders of whatever it is you do?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

No.
I'm not in telesales.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Technically neither am I

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Yes you are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

"Technically"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I am an extremely important cog in the wheels of this company!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

you aren't though, are you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

totes am.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Course he is
You don't want someone with poor telephone manner being the first impression people get of your company.
I would imagine a nice, friendly-sounding gay, with a Geordie accent puts a lot of people at ease.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

hello, have you heard about how the government have told the banks they have to pay you back your PPI?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

You sound like a nice young man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Yes I have! I have been paying PPI that....
....I didn't want, need or ask for!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)

then we can help you claim compensation! just leave it to us!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)

yeah, where all the cogs are linked to an automated dialing system and you read from a script hoping to rip off bewildered old women

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Whenever i get called by Jason's company about PPI
I tell them which of their statements are flat out lies and that I work in Compliance for a large wealth management firm and know more about the subject than they do.

It's well lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

it sounds it
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

It's not lol at all, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Never mind, that's.....
...okay
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)

I don't do PPI though, innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU POST ON B3TA OK????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)

HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND ITS HIS THING
WHAT A DUMBNUTS
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)

because only an utter spastic would need to use a third party claims firm, or indeed work for one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Haha!! Oh you and your ways!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)

It's your ways that I find.....
....funny
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)

My dear FMD-S
I find myself in the uncomfortable position of agreeing totally and unequivocally with your post.

I shall, of course, be consulting "the internet" as to whether deletion of my account and subsequent suicide would be appropriate.

Yours as ever

L.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Dearest L
As always, a kind and thoughtful epistle, so gratefully received.

I do so beam with pleasure at our mutual acquiescence toward the very subject of the spasticity of TPC firms abd how they prey on the stupid, both as clients and as employees.

I hope that such an agreement may lead in time to the first fires of friendship.

Yours as always,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)

My dear FMD-S (R)
I do hope you are not attempting to groom me

Yours

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Dearest L
Not even our beloved mutual friend J would groom you.

With eternal felicitations,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Dear FMD-S (R)
I am most gratified to hear that.

Yours

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Click!
So eloquent.

Actually, solicitors use firms like ourselves to drum up business for them. Not that I need to explain myself.

Of course, should the market change, I will gladly find other work.
Your concern is duly noted.
Please find attached a diagram instructing how to deal with your opinion.

loltrap.com/pictures/b02f0c434ba1da7396aca257d0eb1e2f.jpg
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)

learn to post pics you thick bender
Also, learn about how to use reflexive pronouns you thick call centre bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Oooh. Right where it hurts!
My grammar and job!!

This is gonna be a big bloobloo and no mistake!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)