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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's my birthday, but, you know it doesn't matter. No need to make a song and dance about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:33, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
k

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:36, Reply)
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like a monkey
and your name is one too
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
monkeys are not the same as apes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Thanks fanta pants

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Excellent insulting

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I DISPUTE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)
*pages Frog*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I got here as quick as I could, how can I help?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
See above - Swipe says her pants are not ranga.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)
SHE IS LYING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Wasn't going to anyway, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Too short not listening ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I sincerely hope you have an absolutely terrible birthday, including losing your job, wife, home & child and catching ebola.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Well I will be doing 4 hours of legal, anti bribery and competition law training
So yeah, it'll be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Offer the course leader a case of wine to pass you without having to sit through it all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Can't, boss is going as well
I liked kernow fried carrots btw
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Thx bbz x

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)
sounds like the kind of shit dozer would enjoy
take one of those wind-up hamsters to distract the instructor
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
As the nicest one on here, I'll wish you a happy birthday
YOU NEEDY BEAKERISH CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Thanks spotters!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I hope Bobo the clown chokes you to death with a balloon animal in the middle of your party, just after the jelly and ice cream

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

jelly and ice cream anal rape
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Hush Redruth retard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Speaking of retards, happy birthday to you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
THis is the most insulting thing you can ever call a Camborne retard.
You're breaking my heart Nakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Happy birthday, cuntwipe

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I'm gonna steal some pick and mix as a treat to myself
Alright aa, how's the debt?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Sorted, thanks for asking.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Happy birthday nakkers
What presents did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:09, Reply)
: (
I've already got those ones
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)
All I got were some cards and a toddler with an ear infection

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Have an old Middle Eastern blessing on your birthday.
"May the skin of your arse never be stretched across a drum."
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
At your age I guess it'll stretch across without being removed from your body

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Snare snare

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
happy bent spastic day xxx

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
That's every day
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
true.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Funny how it seems

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Always in time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Alright
You share a birthday with Norman Wisdom, Alice Cooper and Gabrielle Anwar. A birthday special Come Dine With Me is the only way to go here.

*checks Norman Wisdom is still going*

Oh....:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Poison
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I've just ordered myself a present in honour of your birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Happy "9 Months after your dad fucked your mum really hard and did a massive spunk up her" Day
Boomshanka
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Best 15 seconds of her life, followed by the worst 35 years

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'd love a go on Keeley Hawes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
meh
She's OK
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
she's lovely

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
What are her feet like?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
dunno, haven't asked google yet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
prob not as good as Sian Williams

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Nice set of top bollocks on it though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
yer
Great pins an' all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
is she that life on mars one
I am for once in agreement if that's the case.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
yer that's her

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Yeah not really my cuppa...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
congrats
may your plugs always be at least 31m apart.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Salutations!
A vodka rain upon your day!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)

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