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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya!
I've just had a Bavarian Ham and cheese baguette. What have you just had?

Stole this test from Links but I dun this last night and got 130.
www.mbti123.com/iq/en/
What did you get?

This is a bit fancy. Would work in the battlefield but not on the streets.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/modified-syringe-uses-miniature-sponges-to-seal-a-gunshot-wound-in-15-seconds-9109033.html
What tech tickles your fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:47, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
dawww at the xylophone robot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I had a bacon and chicken roll (with mustard mayo)
Heinz tomato soup
BBQ Beef Hula Hoops
Peter's X-Large Sausage roll (with pickle)
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Ahem
YM,
clap
YM
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Typical Bonzodog29!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)
How does Bavarian ham differ from other hams?
Alt: Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
it comes from bavaria?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Bavarian usually indicates smoked flavouring, especially designed for people with no sense of
smell or taste.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Is it true that the gays have no sense of smell or taste?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
they can't whistle

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
They don't have mums, just two dads instead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Poor Monty RIP

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Or look up.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)
And their quacks don't echo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
It is not true. We can detect Joe Malone scents from a 1000 paces and can spot a Primark rip off
from another 1000 paces.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Cunting Chicken Soup with extra cuntons
So fucking what

Anything that kills the bloke from the Gadget Show or Richard Ihadawoody from that stinking C4 show. That and a butt plug that senses people with cancer and gives you a good vibrating to cheer yourself up.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)
stomping prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
hang on

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Alright stibbins the deleter

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I was so upset about being stomped by Sodomy Jase that I deleted in anger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)
He did the same thing to lighty last night, he's so needy for attention, it's gotta be all about him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
When did I?
Ohh, you mean your old thread that had ran its course and then some..?

alt. Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I can't believe you bloobloo deleted?!
What a nancy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)
You do it a lot jaysum, it's annoying

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I don't never delete!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Stomping jaysum, and deciding whether a thread has 'run it's course'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Someone needs to take charge here.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I wouldn't put you in charge of anything, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)
but he's a ppi claims helpline team leader!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
That's like when the thick kid gets to take the register to the secretary at school, it's a title to make him do stuff no one else wants to.
Such as get their sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Jaysum took the register btw

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I love how I'm Team leader now.
I will be office manager come July
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
It's exactly the kind of thing you'd bleat on about if you were in such a position

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)
How droll.
Work chat on a forum I use to detach from work.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
yer and you're blooblooblooing about it now
Poor Sodomy Jase, forever upset.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
No bloo's here pet.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
yer there is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)
+dy
' +tools
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)
140 but I got bored and put dunno on the last few
Anyway cheese and tomato flatbread
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Do you mean pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
No, the packet from Tesco says cheese and tomato flatbread

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Typical lying Jews

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)
It wasn't round like pizza though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Prole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)
OI! Needs must on this day of 'travel chaos'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)
You're going to let Mr 3p Noodles diss your food choices?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
He's bigger than me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
He is bigger than most people
And creates his own gravitational pull if you aren't careful
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Yeah he almost sucked me off with his gravity

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
He no do good italian food on whole but he still do mean pizza

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Whadda mistaka to maka!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Fucking hell
You useless cunts stop wittering about fucking tubes and cricket and nyommy cayke and get into some decent film chat (which I'm really 'into') and the threads gone and done a Reggie Perrin.

*fucks off back to IMDB message boards*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
^ UPSET

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
You can talk about anything here "Bill Clay"
What fillums are you looking forward to this year?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Everyone already was talking about filums until you stomped the thread yet again jaysum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)
It's not like I was saying "Post Here Immediately!!"
I'm sure we have the mental capacity to go between two threads.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Why do we need another LOOK AT ME JAYSUM THREAD when there was a perfectly acceptable conversation going on?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
But it's for your own good
we know if you don't get immediate validation you might get upset - we're merely saving you from yourself.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Lokesey knows!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
and I'm glad you were all rushing to assist.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Where is this cyst?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)
ON THE END OF YOUR SLEEVIES!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)
....and when you woke up the pillow had gone!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
and there was a mug of tea on the nightstand

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Only because the thread we were talking in got deleted after it was stomped by a needy bent mongoloid

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Selfish bastards.
When will the learn, nobody cares.
Shove your equal rights, shove your marriages.

The blacks had it right all along.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Well according to your always accurate online IQ test
I have an IQ of 170... I think we can safely assume that it isn't the best judge of how bright someone is.
For proof of this please look at any of my posts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I got bored with it very quickly, the questions seemed a bit too easy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Yep.
I was on hold though so thought I would rattle it off...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)
It's almost like they have rigged it so thick people who look up their, ahem, 'IQ' online are validated and believe themselves to be clever and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Worked on me lololololol

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I didn't make it, alright?
I wish you'd take a day off from persecuting me Bonzodog29
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)
if you read my post I am actually mocking myself

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I know you are but what am I?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
a bent thicko with no taste

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)
3 pints of Amstel and a good soaking
Tromboning
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
So... What's everyone's favourite remakes

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Casino Royale

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
not a remake
The old Casino Royale is a spoof.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Amazingly enough, I know this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)
It was a Blockbuster

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Leave It Sporter 'e aint wurf it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Tenuous link alert
Mrs Cow's cousin's husbands uncle is David Niven
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I know who you are irl now....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
uh oh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
dont worry its not A Matter of Life and Death

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Well obv
he's David Niven's nephew's wife's cousin's husband, innit
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Oh *that* David Niven's nephew's wife's cousin's husband!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)
That's me!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I don't like the other ones at all

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Exactly!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)
It all makes sense now!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)
not a bad tenuous link though
He should have avoided the E's though...


*Tenuous pun on MND/ Mdma
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Scarface

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
at least there was 50 odd years between the 2 versions

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Your threads

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
It's only me work clothes!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Someone do a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)
DUN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I got 180
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)
In darts, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)
WELL I HOPE JAYSUM IS HAPPY NOW THIS THREAD HAS MADE ME ALL BORED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I'm elated dear

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)
+ong

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Just had a telephone interview.
They don't seem to think I'm a slack-jawed, brain-dead, know-nothing fuckwit, so that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)
170, Not bad for a Pastywog

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

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