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Apart from the really obvious, what would you like more of?
au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/offbeat/a/21375171/happy-ending-for-two-nosed-dog/

Alt. Favorite animal?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:01, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Shut up BeatsWork.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Yawn
Were you too slow when I asked last time?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2208169
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:08, Reply)
poor marius
no happy ending for him :(
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Post a link to a post you edited for the lolz if you're a cunt

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)
sigh..
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2208169
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Shut up BeatsWork

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)
What you lack in originality..
No that's it.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)
^ upset

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Shut up BeatsWork

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)
We should all put him on 2.0 until he shuts up.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)
2.0 is for pricks

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)
I like tellling him to shut up

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I think it's nice that he's managed to pick up a 'thing' so early in his time posting here

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I know, it's good. It means he's accepted and it shouldn't put him off posting

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)
He's my favourite of all the new posters
After Stibbins, Show-Man and Sculpture of Man, of course
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
right as ever tuib

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
i can't think why nobody new ever posts on off-topic...
(replying "shut up swipe" is not clever, and as you all know, it won't work)
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Shut up Gillian

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:13, Reply)
alright greggs hat

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)

fucking stupid name....
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
heh

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Shut up Gillian

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
So someone wanked off a dog?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
for the last time
leave ym out of this
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
NEVA!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
i would like more
hours in the day
pink voddie
time with my family up north
holidays
diamonds

alt: scruffy little mongrel/terrier type dogs. then parrots/parakeets. then kittenses.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Hang on! He doesn't have two noses at all!
Thats one nose split down the middle
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Why is a dog in Glasgow even news in Western Australia?
Is there really that little going on over there?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Australia is a country the size of europe with the population of Delhi.
Theres pretty much fuck all going on over there.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Delhi must be pretty empty now

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Unlike YM!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
yeah she's full of pasty laced spunk

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)
with extra carrots

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
PJ's cock is shaped like a pasty 'handle'

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Ribbed for her pleasure.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:36, Reply)
is it sweet at one end and savory on the other?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Nah, original recipe, fishy all the way through.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
it sounds delicious

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
HEY TANGLES! WHAT WAS YOUR KERNOW QUESTION?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Oh fanks mate, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
It appears that I may be going on a stag weekend in Newquay.
My question is this: is there anything at all I might find worthwhile there, or will it just be full of stag pricks and I'd be best off drinking heavily and complaining?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Newquay is nothing but Stag pricks. Its fucking shit
Though there are some really nice places nearby.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)
What!!?!?!?? Even 'Sailors' night club?!??!??!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Sailors is one of the worst places I have even been in my life including the toilet in the rural French camping site

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
i went there once and shagged a bird in a tent after
true story
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)
NO U NEVA

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)
honest, and the LADZ in the tent next to us spent most of the night shouting about someone having 'got his balls out'
gud tymez
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
yeah right
like you've ever had sex
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
neither have you!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:34, Reply)
She's got a lot of miles on the clock.
Surprising really, given her ginger hair, multiple chins & ghastly voice.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
im as surprised as you are

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
....and when I pulled it out there was a bit of sweetcorn on the end! HAHAHAHAHA

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
i'm hot and you know it
you nasty mean bully
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

l
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
its simple and effective
And I am disappointed that I missed it.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
mies?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Oh YOU !!!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
and i would walk 500 mies
and I would walk 500 more
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
I wish you would. In to the north sea.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
xxx

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
A rural French campsite?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
You know the ones - the ones not in the middle of big fucking French towns.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
That's what I suspected.
Oh well, at least I can take some weed with me...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)
You could always come my way, hike up Carn Brea with me and smoke out at the top of a huge granite rock and look at the pretty castle

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
That sounds like a better plan

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
^Grooming^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I'm too young to groom Tangles.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I know
he could at least pick the fleas from your back hair
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
newquay is a hole
but the bits around it are BEAUTIFUL. fuck them off and walk along the cliff top to Watergate bay.

halfway along, take a selfie of yourself falling off the clifftop and post it here before you hit the rocks, ta.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I just fucking said that!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I'm not sure I could manage to post it before I hit the bottom

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
our cottage is not a million miles from there
I could come on the walk with you, and take the pic as you fell?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
You think of everything.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Jokes on her, her cottage washed away yesterday.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
no, it's high up
got a few things to go at first.

even the thames is looking a bit full. glad i'm on the second floor.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Alright 'Luka'

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Sleep
Wine
Curry
Time

Alt:
Dog
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)
alt: something about your dog being a raving bender

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
The reason you love my dog is 'cos he's gayer than a pasty maker's hat

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:35, Reply)
i do love a spectacular bender

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Poor Frog

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
he loves it
I think he fancies the light in chains, keeps calling out his name in bed
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
8-O

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
8-O

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)
its because the light has chains on it thats all
oh yeah #spareroom
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
uh
huh
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
no, wait....

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
I'm going ot Bridgwater at the weekend.
According to the chap on the phone, it's surrounded by what looks like a sea and the army are building a six foot high flood defence wall around the town. Totes packing a lilo.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:44, Reply)

lilo dildo
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I don't see how that's going to stop me getting dysentary.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I'd like more* musical talent...
...A greater vocal range, more money, more time and a bigger cock.
Alt: Jack Russel terriers.
*OK I'd like SOME musical talent.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Jack Russell are nasty little shits.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
TDGI^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Jack Russells are great dogs!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Yappy little shits.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Wrong on the internet....

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)
What does tdgi mean? I can't recall th meme acronyms sorry.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
this doctor grooms infants

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
TFGI^

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
I DO NOT

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
This frog gropes idiots

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Somethinh something ginger something.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
The edit is better, I have clicked 'i like this' out of pure accuracy

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
I had a proper hand spaz
words went all wrong.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
It's okay, I won't tell

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Thanks bud

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
It was your own special version
this doc gets it
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Tybd29

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
They're the kind of dogs who would see a teenager raped and commit suicide and then sit back and laugh about it

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
haha!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)
They would commit genocide in a third world country.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Who wouldn't?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
the smooth haired ones can be yappy little feckers
but the wire haired ones are much cooler. I love them, it's so what i'm gonna get, at least half a jack.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
For your half a flat?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
it's a whole feckin flat
and no, I wouldn't have a dog in a flat.

it'll have to wait until i'm a grown-up, with a real front door and garden and everything.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)
My G/F's Jack is smooth haired (insert strikethroughs/extra words as you see fit)
Doesn't yap but is fiercely territorial. Quite bright too.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

ja co
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Alt, Eric Burden.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
So this is the popular thread now?
Ffs.We have a dog which os spectacularly thick. It's ugly too.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Goats.
Goats are ace.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I own a goat
He is called Stephen
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I want a pygmy goat.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
NO PYGMY GOATS

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I know, I only want one.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
where does he live?
Obviously the north east...
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Stephen is an odd name for a goat.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Giving names to animals is an odd concept

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
My friend has a dog called Oliver, which I find odd.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I have an imaginary hamster named Grace

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)
GRACE FTW

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)
she asks to come out and play in the morning
She always looks disappointed when I go out to work :'(
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
you know it's a hamster, right?
it's incapable of feeling disappointment, or any other emotion except:

1 can it eat me?
2 can I eat it?
3 if the answer to 1 and 2 is no, can I hump it?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)
she definitely gets excited about stuff
And hamsters do have emotions, you can tell depressed hamsters from happy ones.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)
please re-read this statement
and think very long and very hard about your life
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)
What would "mrs dozer" say?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Ours is called fucking shit for brains.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)
You named it after you?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)
we named the dog Indiana!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Lols!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
More results like the weekend would be nice
Alt: Dogs are best.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
alright AA
Been to see any more dreadful bands recently?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Haven't been to any gigs in a few months
The last one was 30 Seconds To Mars, who were rather good. Shame the audience was shite, mind.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
30 Seconds to Mars are shit and for girls.

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Best for what?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Company, playing, etc

(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Weird.
I think girls are best for that.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Fair point
Dogs don't answer back, though
(, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

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