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Shut up BeatsWork.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:04,
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Yawn
Were you too slow when I asked last time?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2208169
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BeatsWork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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poor marius
no happy ending for him :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:05,
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Post a link to a post you edited for the lolz if you're a cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:05,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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Shut up BeatsWork
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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What you lack in originality..
No that's it.
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BeatsWork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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^ upset
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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Shut up BeatsWork
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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We should all put him on 2.0 until he shuts up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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2.0 is for pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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I like tellling him to shut up
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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I think it's nice that he's managed to pick up a 'thing' so early in his time posting here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:16,
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I know, it's good. It means he's accepted and it shouldn't put him off posting
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:17,
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He's my favourite of all the new posters
After Stibbins, Show-Man and Sculpture of Man, of course
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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right as ever tuib
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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i can't think why nobody new ever posts on off-topic...
(replying "shut up swipe" is not clever, and as you all know, it won't work)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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You are a fucking idiot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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Shut up Gillian
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:13,
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alright greggs hat
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:18,
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fucking stupid name....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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heh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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Shut up Gillian
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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So someone wanked off a dog?
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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for the last time
leave ym out of this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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NEVA!
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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i would like more
hours in the day
pink voddie
time with my family up north
holidays
diamonds
alt: scruffy little mongrel/terrier type dogs. then parrots/parakeets. then kittenses.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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Hang on! He doesn't have two noses at all!
Thats one nose split down the middle
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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Why is a dog in Glasgow even news in Western Australia?
Is there really that little going on over there?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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Australia is a country the size of europe with the population of Delhi.
Theres pretty much fuck all going on over there.
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28,
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Delhi must be pretty empty now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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Unlike YM!
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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yeah she's full of pasty laced spunk
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32,
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with extra carrots
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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PJ's cock is shaped like a pasty 'handle'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:35,
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Ribbed for her pleasure.
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:36,
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is it sweet at one end and savory on the other?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37,
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Nah, original recipe, fishy all the way through.
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40,
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it sounds delicious
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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HEY TANGLES! WHAT WAS YOUR KERNOW QUESTION?
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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Oh fanks mate, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
It appears that I may be going on a stag weekend in Newquay.
My question is this: is there anything at all I might find worthwhile there, or will it just be full of stag pricks and I'd be best off drinking heavily and complaining?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27,
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Newquay is nothing but Stag pricks. Its fucking shit
Though there are some really nice places nearby.
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28,
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What!!?!?!?? Even 'Sailors' night club?!??!??!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:29,
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Sailors is one of the worst places I have even been in my life including the toilet in the rural French camping site
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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i went there once and shagged a bird in a tent after
true story
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31,
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NO U NEVA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32,
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honest, and the LADZ in the tent next to us spent most of the night shouting about someone having 'got his balls out'
gud tymez
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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yeah right
like you've ever had sex
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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neither have you!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:34,
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She's got a lot of miles on the clock.
Surprising really, given her ginger hair, multiple chins & ghastly voice.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37,
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im as surprised as you are
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40,
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....and when I pulled it out there was a bit of sweetcorn on the end! HAHAHAHAHA
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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i'm hot and you know it
you nasty mean bully
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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l
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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its simple and effective
And I am disappointed that I missed it.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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mies?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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Oh YOU !!!
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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and i would walk 500 mies
and I would walk 500 more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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I wish you would. In to the north sea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:13,
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xxx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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A rural French campsite?
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37,
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You know the ones - the ones not in the middle of big fucking French towns.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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That's what I suspected.
Oh well, at least I can take some weed with me...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31,
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You could always come my way, hike up Carn Brea with me and smoke out at the top of a huge granite rock and look at the pretty castle
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:39,
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That sounds like a better plan
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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^Grooming^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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I'm too young to groom Tangles.
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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:(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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I know
he could at least pick the fleas from your back hair
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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newquay is a hole
but the bits around it are BEAUTIFUL. fuck them off and walk along the cliff top to Watergate bay.
halfway along, take a selfie of yourself falling off the clifftop and post it here before you hit the rocks, ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32,
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I just fucking said that!
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38,
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I'm not sure I could manage to post it before I hit the bottom
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38,
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our cottage is not a million miles from there
I could come on the walk with you, and take the pic as you fell?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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You think of everything.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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Jokes on her, her cottage washed away yesterday.
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Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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no, it's high up
got a few things to go at first.
even the thames is looking a bit full. glad i'm on the second floor.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53,
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Alright 'Luka'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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Sleep
Wine
Curry
Time
Alt:
Dog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27,
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alt: something about your dog being a raving bender
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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The reason you love my dog is 'cos he's gayer than a pasty maker's hat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:35,
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i do love a spectacular bender
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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Poor Frog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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he loves it
I think he fancies the light in chains, keeps calling out his name in bed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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8-O
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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8-O
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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its because the light has chains on it thats all
oh yeah #spareroom
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:50,
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uh
huh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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no, wait....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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I'm going ot Bridgwater at the weekend.
According to the chap on the phone, it's surrounded by what looks like a sea and the army are building a six foot high flood defence wall around the town. Totes packing a lilo.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:44,
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lilo dildo
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:52,
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I don't see how that's going to stop me getting dysentary.
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Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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I'd like more* musical talent...
...A greater vocal range, more money, more time and a bigger cock.
Alt: Jack Russel terriers.
*OK I'd like SOME musical talent.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:44,
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Jack Russell are nasty little shits.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:55,
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TDGI^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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Jack Russells are great dogs!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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Yappy little shits.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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Wrong on the internet....
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05,
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What does tdgi mean? I can't recall th meme acronyms sorry.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01,
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this doctor grooms infants
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02,
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TFGI^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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I DO NOT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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This frog gropes idiots
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05,
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Somethinh something ginger something.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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The edit is better, I have clicked 'i like this' out of pure accuracy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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I had a proper hand spaz
words went all wrong.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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It's okay, I won't tell
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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Thanks bud
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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It was your own special version
this doc gets it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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Tybd29
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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They're the kind of dogs who would see a teenager raped and commit suicide and then sit back and laugh about it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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haha!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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They would commit genocide in a third world country.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02,
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Who wouldn't?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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the smooth haired ones can be yappy little feckers
but the wire haired ones are much cooler. I love them, it's so what i'm gonna get, at least half a jack.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01,
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For your half a flat?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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it's a whole feckin flat
and no, I wouldn't have a dog in a flat.
it'll have to wait until i'm a grown-up, with a real front door and garden and everything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:06,
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My G/F's Jack is smooth haired (insert strikethroughs/extra words as you see fit)
Doesn't yap but is fiercely territorial. Quite bright too.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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ja co
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Alt, Eric Burden.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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So this is the popular thread now?
Ffs.We have a dog which os spectacularly thick. It's ugly too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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Goats.
Goats are ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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I own a goat
He is called Stephen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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I want a pygmy goat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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NO PYGMY GOATS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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I know, I only want one.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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where does he live?
Obviously the north east...
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:24,
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Stephen is an odd name for a goat.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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Giving names to animals is an odd concept
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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My friend has a dog called Oliver, which I find odd.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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I have an imaginary hamster named Grace
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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GRACE FTW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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she asks to come out and play in the morning
She always looks disappointed when I go out to work :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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you know it's a hamster, right?
it's incapable of feeling disappointment, or any other emotion except:
1 can it eat me?
2 can I eat it?
3 if the answer to 1 and 2 is no, can I hump it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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she definitely gets excited about stuff
And hamsters do have emotions, you can tell depressed hamsters from happy ones.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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please re-read this statement
and think very long and very hard about your life
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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What would "mrs dozer" say?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:10,
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Ours is called fucking shit for brains.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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You named it after you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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we named the dog Indiana!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Lols!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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More results like the weekend would be nice
Alt: Dogs are best.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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alright AA
Been to see any more dreadful bands recently?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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Haven't been to any gigs in a few months
The last one was 30 Seconds To Mars, who were rather good. Shame the audience was shite, mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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30 Seconds to Mars are shit and for girls.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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Best for what?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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Company, playing, etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Weird.
I think girls are best for that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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Fair point
Dogs don't answer back, though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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