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	 Shut up BeatsWork.
	Shut up BeatsWork.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:04,
	
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	 Yawn
	Yawn
 	Were you too slow when I asked last time? 
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2208169
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 poor marius
	poor marius
 	no happy ending for him :(
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:05,
	
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	 Post a link to a post you edited for the lolz if you're a cunt
	Post a link to a post you edited for the lolz if you're a cunt 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:05,
	
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	 ^
	^ 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:08,
	
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	 Shut up BeatsWork
	Shut up BeatsWork
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:09,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10,
	
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	 What you lack in originality..
	What you lack in originality..
 	No that's it.
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BeatsWork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10,
	
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	 ^ upset
	^ upset
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14,
	
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	 Shut up BeatsWork
	Shut up BeatsWork
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:10,
	
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	 We should all put him on 2.0 until he shuts up.
	We should all put him on 2.0 until he shuts up.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11,
	
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	 2.0 is for pricks
	2.0 is for pricks
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:14,
	
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	 I like tellling him to shut up
	I like tellling him to shut up
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:15,
	
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	 I think it's nice that he's managed to pick up a 'thing' so early in his time posting here
	I think it's nice that he's managed to pick up a 'thing' so early in his time posting here
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:16,
	
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	 I know, it's good. It means he's accepted and it shouldn't put him off posting
	I know, it's good. It means he's accepted and it shouldn't put him off posting
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:17,
	
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	 He's my favourite of all the new posters
	He's my favourite of all the new posters
 	After Stibbins, Show-Man and Sculpture of Man, of course
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20,
	
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	 right as ever tuib
	right as ever tuib
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21,
	
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	 i can't think why nobody new ever posts on off-topic...
	i can't think why nobody new ever posts on off-topic...
 	(replying "shut up swipe" is not clever, and as you all know, it won't work)
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:11,
	
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	 You are a fucking idiot.
	You are a fucking idiot. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:12,
	
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	 Shut up Gillian
	Shut up Gillian
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:13,
	
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	 alright greggs hat
	alright greggs hat
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:18,
	
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	 fucking stupid name....
	 
 	fucking stupid name....
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19,
	
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	 heh
	heh
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:19,
	
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	 Shut up Gillian
	Shut up Gillian
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20,
	
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	 So someone wanked off a dog?
	So someone wanked off a dog?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:20,
	
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	 for the last time
	for the last time
 	leave ym out of this
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21,
	
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	 NEVA!
	NEVA!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22,
	
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	 i would like more
	i would like more
 	hours in the day
pink voddie
time with my family up north
holidays
diamonds
alt: scruffy little mongrel/terrier type dogs. then parrots/parakeets. then kittenses.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:21,
	
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	 Hang on! He doesn't have two noses at all!
	Hang on! He doesn't have two noses at all!
 	Thats one nose split down the middle
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22,
	
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	 Why is a dog in Glasgow even news in Western Australia?
	Why is a dog in Glasgow even news in Western Australia?
 	Is there really that little going on over there?
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	 Australia is a country the size of europe with the population of Delhi.
	Australia is a country the size of europe with the population of Delhi.
 	Theres pretty much fuck all going on over there.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28,
	
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	 Delhi must be pretty empty now
	Delhi must be pretty empty now
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 Unlike YM!
	Unlike YM!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 yeah she's full of pasty laced spunk
	yeah she's full of pasty laced spunk 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 with extra carrots
	with extra carrots
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 PJ's cock is shaped like a pasty 'handle'
	PJ's cock is shaped like a pasty 'handle'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 Ribbed for her pleasure.
	Ribbed for her pleasure.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:36,
	
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	 is it sweet at one end and savory on the other?
	is it sweet at one end and savory on the other?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 Nah, original recipe, fishy all the way through.
	Nah, original recipe, fishy all the way through.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 it sounds delicious
	it sounds delicious
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 HEY TANGLES! WHAT WAS YOUR KERNOW QUESTION?
	HEY TANGLES! WHAT WAS YOUR KERNOW QUESTION?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:22,
	
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	 Oh fanks mate, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
	Oh fanks mate, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
 	It appears that I may be going on a stag weekend in Newquay.
My question is this: is there anything at all I might find worthwhile there, or will it just be full of stag pricks and I'd be best off drinking heavily and complaining?
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	 Newquay is nothing but Stag pricks. Its fucking shit
	Newquay is nothing but Stag pricks. Its fucking shit
 	Though there are some really nice places nearby.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:28,
	
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	 What!!?!?!?? Even 'Sailors' night club?!??!??!
	What!!?!?!?? Even 'Sailors' night club?!??!??!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:29,
	
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	 Sailors is one of the worst places I have even been in my life including the toilet in the rural French camping site
	Sailors is one of the worst places I have even been in my life including the toilet in the rural French camping site
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 i went there once and shagged a bird in a tent after
	i went there once and shagged a bird in a tent after
 	true story
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31,
	
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	 NO U NEVA
	NO U NEVA
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 honest, and the LADZ in the tent next to us spent most of the night shouting about someone having 'got his balls out'
	honest, and the LADZ in the tent next to us spent most of the night shouting about someone having 'got his balls out'
 	gud tymez
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 yeah right
	yeah right
 	like you've ever had sex
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 neither have you!
	neither have you!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 She's got a lot of miles on the clock.
	She's got a lot of miles on the clock.
 	Surprising really, given her ginger hair, multiple chins & ghastly voice.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 im as surprised as you are
	im as surprised as you are
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 ....and when I pulled it out there was a bit of sweetcorn on the end! HAHAHAHAHA
	....and when I pulled it out there was a bit of sweetcorn on the end! HAHAHAHAHA
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 i'm hot and you know it
	i'm hot and you know it
 	you nasty mean bully
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46,
	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:56,
	
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	 its simple and effective
	its simple and effective
 	And I am disappointed that I missed it.
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	 mies?
	mies?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 Oh YOU !!!
	Oh YOU !!!
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 and i would walk 500 mies
	and i would walk 500 mies
 	and I would walk 500 more
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:11,
	
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	 I wish you would. In to the north sea.
	I wish you would. In to the north sea. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 xxx
	xxx
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 A rural French campsite?
	A rural French campsite?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 You know the ones - the ones not in the middle of big fucking French towns.
	You know the ones - the ones not in the middle of big fucking French towns.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 That's what I suspected.
	That's what I suspected.
 	Oh well, at least I can take some weed with me...
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:31,
	
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	 You could always come my way, hike up Carn Brea with me and smoke out at the top of a huge granite rock and look at the pretty castle
	You could always come my way, hike up Carn Brea with me and smoke out at the top of a huge granite rock and look at the pretty castle
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:39,
	
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	 That sounds like a better plan
	That sounds like a better plan
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 ^Grooming^
	^Grooming^
 	
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	 I'm too young to groom Tangles.
	I'm too young to groom Tangles.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 I know
	I know
 	he could at least pick the fleas from your back hair
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10,
	
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	 newquay is a hole
	newquay is a hole
 	but the bits around it are BEAUTIFUL. fuck them off and walk along the cliff top to Watergate bay.
halfway along, take a selfie of yourself falling off the clifftop and post it here before you hit the rocks, ta.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 I just fucking said that!
	I just fucking said that!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:38,
	
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	 I'm not sure I could manage to post it before I hit the bottom
	I'm not sure I could manage to post it before I hit the bottom
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 our cottage is not a million miles from there
	our cottage is not a million miles from there
 	I could come on the walk with you, and take the pic as you fell?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
	
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	 You think of everything.
	You think of everything.
 	
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	 Jokes on her, her cottage washed away yesterday.
	Jokes on her, her cottage washed away yesterday.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:51,
	
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	 no, it's high up
	no, it's high up
 	got a few things to go at first.
even the thames is looking a bit full. glad i'm on the second floor.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53,
	
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	 Alright 'Luka'
	Alright 'Luka'
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Sleep
	Sleep
 	Wine
Curry
Time
Alt:
Dog
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:27,
	
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	 alt: something about your dog being a raving bender
	alt: something about your dog being a raving bender
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 The reason you love my dog is 'cos he's gayer than a pasty maker's hat
	The reason you love my dog is 'cos he's gayer than a pasty maker's hat
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 i do love a spectacular bender
	i do love a spectacular bender
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 Poor Frog
	Poor Frog
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 he loves it
	he loves it
 	I think he fancies the light in chains, keeps calling out his name in bed
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
	
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	 8-O
	8-O
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:48,
	
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	 8-O
	8-O
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25,
	
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	 its because the light has chains on it thats all
	its because the light has chains on it thats all
 	oh yeah #spareroom
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:50,
	
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	 uh
	uh
 	huh
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:53,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
	
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	 no, wait....
	no, wait....
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:47,
	
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	 I'm going ot Bridgwater at the weekend.
	I'm going ot Bridgwater at the weekend.
 	According to the chap on the phone, it's surrounded by what looks like a sea and the army are building a six foot high flood defence wall around the town. Totes packing a lilo.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:44,
	
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 	 lilo  dildo
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	 I don't see how that's going to stop me getting dysentary.
	I don't see how that's going to stop me getting dysentary.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 I'd like more* musical talent...
	I'd like more* musical talent...
 	...A greater vocal range, more money, more time and a bigger cock.
Alt: Jack Russel terriers.
*OK I'd like SOME musical talent.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:44,
	
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	 Jack Russell are nasty little shits.
	Jack Russell are nasty little shits.
 	
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	 TDGI^
	TDGI^
 	
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	 Jack Russells are great dogs!
	Jack Russells are great dogs!
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 Yappy little shits.
	Yappy little shits.
 	
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	 Wrong on the internet....
	Wrong on the internet.... 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 What does tdgi mean? I can't recall th meme acronyms sorry.
	What does tdgi mean? I can't recall th meme acronyms sorry.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01,
	
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	 this doctor grooms infants
	this doctor grooms infants
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:02,
	
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	 TFGI^
	TFGI^
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:03,
	
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	 I DO NOT
	I DO NOT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04,
	
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	 This frog gropes idiots
	This frog gropes idiots
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 Somethinh something ginger something.
	Somethinh something ginger something.
 	
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	 The edit is better, I have clicked 'i like this' out of pure accuracy
	The edit is better, I have clicked 'i like this' out of pure accuracy
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 I had a proper hand spaz
	I had a proper hand spaz 
 	words went all wrong.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 It's okay, I won't tell
	It's okay, I won't tell
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:10,
	
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	 Thanks bud
	Thanks bud
 	
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	 It was your own special version
	It was your own special version
 	this doc gets it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:04,
	
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	 Tybd29
	Tybd29
 	
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	 They're the kind of dogs who would see a teenager raped and commit suicide and then sit back and laugh about it
	They're the kind of dogs who would see a teenager raped and commit suicide and then sit back and laugh about it
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:00,
	
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	 They would commit genocide in a third world country.
	They would commit genocide in a third world country.
 	
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	 Who wouldn't?
	Who wouldn't?
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30,
	
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	 the smooth haired ones can be yappy little feckers
	the smooth haired ones can be yappy little feckers
 	but the wire haired ones are much cooler. I love them, it's so what i'm gonna get, at least half a jack.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:01,
	
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	 For your half a flat?
	For your half a flat?
 	
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	 it's a whole feckin flat
	it's a whole feckin flat
 	and no, I wouldn't have a dog in a flat.
it'll have to wait until i'm a grown-up, with a real front door and garden and everything.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:06,
	
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	 My G/F's Jack is smooth haired (insert strikethroughs/extra words as you see fit)
	My G/F's Jack is smooth haired (insert strikethroughs/extra words as you see fit)
 	Doesn't yap but is fiercely territorial. Quite bright too.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34,
	
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 	 ja   co
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35,
	
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	 Alt, Eric Burden.
	Alt, Eric Burden.
 	
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	 So this is the popular thread now?
	So this is the popular thread now?
 	Ffs.We have a dog which os spectacularly thick. It's ugly too.
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	 Goats.
	Goats.
 	Goats are ace.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:15,
	
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	 I own a goat
	I own a goat
 	He is called Stephen
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:23,
	
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	 I want a pygmy goat.
	I want a pygmy goat.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 NO PYGMY GOATS
	NO PYGMY GOATS
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:25,
	
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	 I know, I only want one.
	I know, I only want one.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:26,
	
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	 where does he live?
	where does he live?
 	Obviously the north east...
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	 Stephen is an odd name for a goat.
	Stephen is an odd name for a goat.
 	
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	 Giving names to animals is an odd concept
	Giving names to animals is an odd concept
 	
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	 My friend has a dog called Oliver, which I find odd.
	My friend has a dog called Oliver, which I find odd.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:30,
	
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	 I have an imaginary hamster named Grace
	I have an imaginary hamster named Grace
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:33,
	
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	 GRACE FTW
	GRACE FTW
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34,
	
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	 she asks to come out and play in the morning
	she asks to come out and play in the morning
 	She always looks disappointed when I go out to work :'(
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	 you know it's a hamster, right?
	you know it's a hamster, right?
 	it's incapable of feeling disappointment, or any other emotion except:
1 can it eat me?
2 can I eat it?
3 if the answer to 1 and 2 is no, can I hump it?
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	 she definitely gets excited about stuff
	she definitely gets excited about stuff
 	And hamsters do have emotions, you can tell depressed hamsters from happy ones.
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	 please re-read this statement
	please re-read this statement
 	and think very long and very hard about your life
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	 What would "mrs dozer" say?
	What would "mrs dozer" say?
 	
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	 Ours is called fucking shit for brains.
	Ours is called fucking shit for brains.
 	
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	 You named it after you?
	You named it after you?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:34,
	
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	 we named the dog Indiana!
	we named the dog Indiana!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:35,
	
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	 Lols!
	Lols!
 	
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	 More results like the weekend would be nice
	More results like the weekend would be nice
 	Alt: Dogs are best.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:36,
	
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	 alright AA
	alright AA
 	Been to see any more dreadful bands recently?
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	 Haven't been to any gigs in a few months
	Haven't been to any gigs in a few months
 	The last one was 30 Seconds To Mars, who were rather good. Shame the audience was shite, mind.
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	 30 Seconds to Mars are shit and for girls.
	30 Seconds to Mars are shit and for girls.
 	
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	 Best for what?
	Best for what?
 	
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	 Company, playing, etc
	Company, playing, etc
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
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	 Weird.
	Weird.
 	I think girls are best for that.
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	 Fair point
	Fair point
 	Dogs don't answer back, though
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