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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Secret shames
I cannot help but love me a bit of Kylie. What are your secret shames?

Alt:
Afternoon snack of choice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:10, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bit ashamed of what I put your poor ma through last night

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:11, Reply)
No you aren't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:12, Reply)
No, I felt a bit dirty afterwards though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)
the state of my car
the poor thing needs a valet like you wouldn't believe.

alt: it depends. savoury - houmous with carrot or celery or peppers, or nuts/crisps. sweet - itsu chocolate drizzled popcorn or hotel chocolat white chocolate and lemon cheesecakes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I'd put money on it being cleaner than mine.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:16, Reply)
That thing I did was pretty bad.
Alt: apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)
going here tonight, cheese wallah
read it and weep with envy!

www.artdufromage.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Alt: beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I wear my shames proudly. I do like a bit of pop, synth stuff etc. but my music "taste" is varied.
I like pop culture as a whole, which is strange for a gay.

Alt. I've just had some strawberries. I know! In February!! All the way from Egypt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Hey Jase, did you see you won the top tips bit in the newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Is this a joke?
Summat about a queer?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Don't be so homophobic.
This was yours, wasn't it?


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Good mouseover.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Oh, lol.
We have a right laugh on here.

I'm more of a cock man, really.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Oh, ok!
What do I win? Apart from online validation!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:28, Reply)
The respect of your peers.
I imagine all the bullying will stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:28, Reply)
On B3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Imagines

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Oh no

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Apparently the 8 bit computer I most resemble is an Oric Atmos

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I would have guessed at a ZX Spacktrum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Which bit?
Just having an olive and twiglet break . Can't go wrong with that.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Worcester sauce ones FTW.
I had some twiglets at the weekend and they just made my mouth taste of burnt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Nope not tried them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Make your mind up

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Appraisal went well, thanks for asking.
I am the fucking king daddy!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Pay rise?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Yes. And a Brucie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Nice one!
Are you going to buy me a present to celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I will buy you pint when I get the cash. Mid March.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Wicked, that's what I wanted!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:37, Reply)
How did he know?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:39, Reply)
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Billy Ocean's panic attacks affected his later works

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)
When the going got tough

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:54, Reply)
To the pub!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:33, Reply)
You may be the King Daddy
But you are not the biological father to your children.
HTH's to put things in perspective
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I have kids?
*rubs trousers*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
LET THEM FREE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)
IS THAT A STEP UP FROM THE DIRTY DONKEY DADDY?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Mos Def

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)
WELL GOOD
WELL DONE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Ms. Fat Booty ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)
no, i have a stupid tiny arse
it's the boobs that are stupid :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)
It was a Mos Def, Black on both Sides joke.
Can someone who knows music point out quite how funny it was.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Should get a 5% raise. And 20% bonus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)
so you're taking us to hawksmoor?
fab, i'm a cheap date, i'll just have the risotto and an absinthe cocktail, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:51, Reply)
It's a secret
Alt: Today's was a satsuma I found in a drawer, pining for the glory days when it might've tasted alright and not like little wrinkly bags of acid pus. Still, it was either that or a pot noodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:34, Reply)
like a bit of Kylie
Could you clarify, her music, her acting, or would you just like a go?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:38, Reply)
I've always thought Danni the filthier of the two.
Just saying.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I hear you, Bro.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I just wanted that Geordie cow fucker to clarify
Its all well and good saying you like a bit of something but you need to be more specific...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Although a Minogue sandwich may be fun.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)
At least you would have 3 tits to play with

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
^ TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:45, Reply)
When she was in Home & Away.........

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:48, Reply)
:( Those eyebrows :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Top Gear innit
Alt: Gin

Today has been epically shit. Please cheer me up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)
no tube strike!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I don't even do the tube, plus wfh tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Try some alt.
What happened Ape? Tell the group.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Same old bollocks jaysum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:45, Reply)
One day closer to the weekend though, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)
this place is dead on it's arse since you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Soz, but work comes first I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
no, its better now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Lies^
Damned lies^
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)
maybe a little bit :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)
It;s all gone to shit, Ape. I've even made it on the newsletter :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Gay quota innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
well, we can't have bigotry and racism here, can we?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)
u ok hun? xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Bit bloo boo waaaah aahahHaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Billie Piper
Face like a bottle opener, but i'd still love a go
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Buggin'
Buggin' me

news.sky.com/story/1210012/dane-bowers-admits-butlins-club-threats

During the altercation, Bowers, who once dated glamour model Katie Price, "shouted and swore" at the bouncers and called the duty manager a "k***", David Lewis-Hall, prosecuting at Chichester Magistrates' Court, said.

What swear have they censored?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
+er

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I suspect a Jewish slur, rather than a swear.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Kosh +er

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I have no shame.


Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Morning!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:09, Reply)
Are you in California now?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Stupid name for a man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Not even when you had a itch on your stomach and it turned out to be half a bucket of KFC tucked under a fold?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)
I met a woman so fat today,
I couldn't figure out how she got in to the building she was in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Maybe they built the bungalow around her and her ancient husband

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
It was an office block.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
He was just being MEAN
and bullying me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Well you are fat and old.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
WELL!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Soz.
Pickles.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Oh b3th...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
That was just a bonus.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Motley Crue
Fucking love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
All that hair metal rock scene is awful
Alright windy? Have you been flooded out?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:15, Reply)
I know it's awful, but I love it.
Nah, it was a bit touch and go a few weeks ago, but now they've got pumps up and barriers down we're all good. I've been sending photos of how safe I am to friends in Surrey.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Glad for, it's fucking awful being flooded

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)
I was in Somerset last week, was awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I blame homosexual inbreeding

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
It's Jason. He did it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
I read that as bleeding.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
He's manstruating.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Like I'd endorse wearing wellies!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Never wS a fan of cock rock.
Are you on the coast?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Nah, Oxford, but I live right on the River, so we're in a danger zone.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)
We just have wind rain and sleet, thankfully no floods.
Was talking tl a Manc friend earlier, they have sun and warmth! Bastards.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Well, anything to make the North bearable for them

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Yeah, but they live in Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
I like Manchester. It's full of Jasons.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
even has a street for them

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)
I was wondering, if you're second best
Who is number 1 trool
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
I'm best now.
Frog promoted me.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
He ent got the power

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
quality

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Take it up with him then :)
Hes the best one here.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
as a mod I actually do

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Yeah my mod mate frog xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)
My secret shame is liking 'alright' threads

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:06, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:10, Reply)
You been busy today?
or just outside?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
been busy
Financial advice is a non stop world!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)
hey me too!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)
'and its a click from me!'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)
did you get Battered to sign off on that click?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)
arghlrite

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:09, Reply)
I see doctors writing works on a keyboard too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)
yuh yuh yehsb

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)
someone do a new thread, my preferences are Not an 'alright' and not a jaysum one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)
I'm spent.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
What's wrong with my threads anyway :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Tainted with gay.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
You're never up to read them!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:21, Reply)
I read the digest when I get up at tea time.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Done.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:21, Reply)

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