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Alt - the winter olympics - as shit, less shit or more shit than proper olympics?
altalt - pricks
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:00,
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alrightAlt: All sport is bent /ac
Altalt: wankers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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Golf isn't bent, or indeed hetero.All the practitioners hate women, gays, blacks etc, so the thought of fucking them is clearly anathema.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:02,
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Hahaha yeah, like 'golf' is a sport(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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Don't you start, I had a half hour argument about this exact thing with someone in the pub last night.Finally narrowed it down that his definition of sport needed a) a ball of some kind and b) running.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:08,
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Anything else is just 'an activity'.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:08,
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Yeah, I just don't care either way(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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BUT THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:22,
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So - what about marksmanship? Archery, shooting?What about the Cryplympics?
What about swimming?
Was this man real? Or was it you debating the subject out loud with yourself, on your own, in your flat?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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Mirror arguing is the new shadow boxing(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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Origami is the new black.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:40,
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No, bored. I might go and get a curry out of Sainers.
Alt: Quite entertaining. Watched the halfpipe final last night which was good. TUIB: how is all sport bent, you twat?
Altalt: I am not going to lower myself to the level of these cunts.
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Chasing after a ball instead of chasing after women?Well bent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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Tesco thai green curry box thingies are rather nice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:53,
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How come people say "We" when referring to UK medal winners but not bankers getting bonuses?Also, why is sky blue?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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I think you're fighting a losing battle here, mate.It'll take more than 'alright' to drag people away from that bitchfight.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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It's getting interesting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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Rory and Swipe flirting again?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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Lots of screaming and blood everywhere(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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No I am worried that I will get home to a house with no power or roof, excellent idea buying an old cottage in the country near the coast.
Alt, I like em, their are more Woah Sports than the normal Olympics, however what I would like even more would be the winter special Olympics where they would throw the handicapped down the luge. Megaluls
Altalt, leave the roses alone
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Hahahaha. I just deleted that long punch up thread.
Like I said yesterday, King Daddy!
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we lost our discussion about how the MILF phenomena is a new one :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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I said Its not new it just has a name now, as most blokes would agree (I assume) there was always one of your mates hot mums that you fancied or the teacher at school (normally a language teacher)
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I understand we're on for the 22nd?I'm not working that weekend, so I'm quite looking forward to it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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jeff gazzed me about thatwhere are you staying, el stunned one? is boyce going?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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Are there any hotels that'll still take them?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:39,
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it's a good pointthey must be sleeping in stunned's car
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:40,
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I am going to book something tomorrow. I am getting the train. I will likely stay in Clifton unless someone tells me otherwise.
Any other takers?
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Are we doing Clifton again?What's wrong with the centre?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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Nothing. I dunno. We end up there because JTDF lives that way, no?
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Ah, maybe.Purely selfishly, the centre is easier for me to get to.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:49,
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\o/I'd better get my drinking trousers ready, then. The last couple of times have been shockingly poor.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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i'll ask frog, as he's not been around todayhappy to stay anywhere!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:44,
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We're well aware of that.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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I'll let you know what's booked tomorrow. If we are in the centre I'll book something in town.
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good stuff, keep me postednot seen rakky for AGES and I love her
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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Top bird, certainly.See also booby sweary lady.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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Make sure you get a confirmation for that booking, eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:44,
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And ask whether 'ensuite bathroom' means 'pissing in the corner'(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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That'll be a 'no' then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:48,
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Yeah ok, still in bed.I don't want to work today, but only one week left so I'm sure I can suck it up.
You ok?
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wanderlust, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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Three girls in one thread?I'm not sure we can cope
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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I wasn't counting you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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it's goodbut I think, on balance, my zing was neater and more effective
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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Mine was more of the NO YOU school(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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Yours was more of the 'didn't get past primary school'.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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The post.In other news, tell us about the new album.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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All going well at the momentThere are three songs left to record, all on a general theme of homesickness.
Looks like it will initially only get a digical release until we can shift a few more copies of the last one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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How did you find that out? That is strictly classified information.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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You need something to boost sales.Have you tried being less shit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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Playing a few gigs would probably help, but y'know, effort.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:07,
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Or playing something that people know, like 'Freebird' or 'Alright Now'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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Alright.Alt: I dunno really, to form an opinion on either I'd have to subject myself to more of both than I really care to.
I suppose the winter ones are mostly gravity-based and that appeals to my lazy side.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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Which is the one with the hacky sack?thats the best one.
what time are we meeting up for the super secret b6sh then?
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SSHHH, I'm trying to throw all the wrong uns off the scentP.S you were in A RIGHT STATE luv. I'd lay off chuggin pints of white lightening if i were you
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Christ, do people still drink that stuff?I saw Piat d'Or in the supermarket before xmas. I thought I'd travelled back to the 80s.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:01,
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Le Piat D'Or, Hirondelle, Blue Nun and Black Tower. All the classics!
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yerStarting to get sorted for selling my other house.
Alt:
Winter Olympics is great! More dangerous sports to watch
AltAlt:
YOUN ARE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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Have you finally got someone temptedI thought you were renting it out?
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I am renting it at the momentMy tenants may be purchasing it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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fingers crossedSave on estate agents fees too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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You need rory here to point out what you're doing wrong now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:31,
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You should be selling your house on the black market to romanian jews(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
They're always after me lucky rentals(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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I couldn't care less about any form of the Olympics.Though I am curious as to why Russia, home of Siberia and a significant portion of the Arctic Circle, chose to hold the winter olympics in the only part of the country with a sub-tropical climate.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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Yeah, gays are well known for shying away from placesin which tanning and tiny shorts are an option. That mayor's kidding himself.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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There were fewer gays because they had been "resettled" with much more lebensraum.
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David Cameron's just being talking about pumping capaity.I think it's a very poor show that the other side of the house didn't bring up his mum's pumping capacity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:04,
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It's professional courtesyon account of it being common knowledge that his mum's puming capacity is woefully low.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:07,
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That's what Nick Clegg saidand he's had nothing but disappointment since.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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I liked it when Big Dave started pimping pictures of his missus in a bikini(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)
You need to introduce these pricks to Fudge; the new Queen of OT(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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Totes. Much better than some parrot.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 13:58,
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just finished drafting instructions to counselI like doing that.
alt: not watched any of it. I liked the 2012 Olympics being on when I was in the gym, made me run faster.
altalt: speak for yourself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:02,
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I've just found that I've wasted an entire week on some work(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:19,
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Shit code/instructions innit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:22,
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Are you still leaving?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:27,
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Mother fuckersI get a bit sick of the amount of times I spend half a day writing something for people and they then don't use it.
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