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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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22nd March.
Booze in Bristol. Oh, and food.

As you were. Talk about lunch or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:04, 226 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Who's the best comedian?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Tim Vine

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:06, Reply)
No it's Andy Parsons he's BRILLIANT I like him in 'Mock the week' and, err, ahem, yeahhhh.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Michael Macintyre

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Oh he's just BRILLIANT too! I don't know who to pick!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Fred West

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Ariel castro

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Michael Ryan

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Tom from myspace

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Geoff from Byker Grove

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Dave 'Bent-son' Phillips

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Tom Selleck's Moustache

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Vanessa Feltz.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Johnny Briggs Trombone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Ronnie Kray and Reggie Kray and their old mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Every taxi driver who met the Krays

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Geoffrey Arccher

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Bouncer from Neighbours

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Best episode ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRR4SEjPPc
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Of all the unanswered questions that bug me
the one that bugs me the most is "Why is Andy Parsons famous?"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I have never seen or heard of him other than on that. And he doesn't appear to actually be a comedian in the traditional sense either.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I'm sure he used to be part of a double act called Parsons and Naylor.
Dunno what happend to 'Naylor', though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Christ, if Parsons is the one that 'made it' imagine how shite Naylor was

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Naylor
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Because 'ee TAWKS
like a sergeant MAJOR,

And finishes his SENTENCES

With a STOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
And gurns.
Don't forget the gurning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
You.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Apart from me obviously, you dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Ross Noble or Eddie Izzard are my favourites

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
I was wondering the other day if they should team up, what would happen.
Whether it would be rilly good, or too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Both have mellowed, so I think if they did, it'd go better now than it would a few years back

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I rather enjoyed Noble's Freewheeling TV show last summer.
That was quite fun. I particularly liked when he crashed the office meeting, made it funny, and then pissed off, leaving the poor guy with a presentation on ... sub-process accounting or something ... to pick up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
I only caught bits of it, should give it a proper watch really
I can't tell whether I'd think he was brilliant or a complete tosser if I met him in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I think like everyone else
He's a healthy dose of both.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Izzard can sometimes be really informative and interesting, and at other times a prick.
I would vote for him for MP though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Yeah, I looked into it and you were right with the date.
I'm not working that weekend, so I can do the whole afternoon / evening combo. Have you got a home match that day?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
No football that day
I'll gaz you later.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I'm afraid I am in the country on that date

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
can i come?\

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Yes. If you wank hard enough.
You should.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I am drinking Budvar in the back garden
Whilst watching a bandicoot eat sultanas on the lawn.
(BeatsWork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I don't believe any of these things exist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
What, lawns?
I think most of them are under a foot of water these days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
We've had 3 days of rain in 3 months
Too much water is not a problem
(BeatsWork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
No rain in the middle of summer?
Shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
tough to prove on the Internet
Don't you trust me?
(BeatsWork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Not one bit.
Also, shut up BeatsWork
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Sadly, think I'll miss that one
www.keziefoods.co.uk/ - One for Battered, possibly.

Today's lunch is 2 sweet chilli and pork sausage rolls, with a bowl of thai chicken soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Can I come please Jeff?
Pleeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeee?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
+ian

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Only if you bring drugs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I thought that was my job.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
soz b3ffers, i wasnt aware of this baysh etiquette

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I'll bring 'script pad, we can bob off to the all night chemists as and when?
\○/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Slap on some butrans patches at the beginning of the evening.
By the time we finish we'll all be happy little campers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Soz I have a friends 30th the week after.
Next time I'm in London, all you southern ones are meeting me for beer though.

NOT in Soho.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
booze, yes
food, meh, depends how much booze.

i'll book where stunned is staying, and hope that his boyfriend makes it along for the ride.

cup of mushroom soup today, with cracked black pepper to make me think it tastes of something, then bikram yoga after work.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
You are a food flid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)
because of preferring vodka? or because of having a cuppasoup for lunch?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Because of not eating
so you can fit in more alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Tasting menu at
www.meluha.co.uk looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)
it says "vegetarian option available"
i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
It looks nice
but I'm not paying £45 for a taster menu.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Povvo.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)
That would get you four family feast buckets from KFC
It's a no brainer really
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)
No, it looks like a load of overpriced bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Can you find out how many bicycles they have please?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I won't be there.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
ah well
shit happens, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
\o/


I mean, "Oh, no! That's such a shame!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)
The idea of spending an evening in the company of you & dullards like Cavy is about as appealing as having a penile swab.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)
why the cavy hate?
she's a v nice girl.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I don't hate her. I just find her boring.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)
She speaks very highly of you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
No she doesn't.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Can't imagine why.
You're such a personable little chap.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
it's annoying that he's actually good fun in person

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
He certainly hides it well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
i deleted because i don't want you to shout at me :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)
i think it goes over his head

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Shut up you fat ginger harpy.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
oh man, and i was just nice about you and EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
No can do Jeff, I've been burnt too many times
Well, once.

I'm resisting free nyommy cayke at the moment in anticipation of my low fat tomato soup later. er, yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Might have booked a hotel and a train
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Talking down a really long cardboard tube is well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)
it's on par with bubble wrap and talking through a desk fan.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)
When somebody's really concentrating you can get the other end of the tube
well close to their ear and say "hello" down it.

Comedy gold, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Bad news, in lieu of a Pringles can Gonz shot hot Jewish arse gravy into that tube

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
he excelled himself on fb the other night, talking about fwah gwah
took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
He appears to be an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
i think it's a much better spelling
like oboejeans and cannonbear
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Can't make it soz, might be giving birth
Well I've finished work for the day, how about you lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)
*sympathy reply*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
What the fuck is that big shiney warm thing in the sky frogger?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
The moon? I only recognise the moon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
THAT'S NO MOON

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
probably dozer's massive fucking mirror

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Nice innit. Thinking about wrapping up warm and going to do some work sitting in the garden.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
+ h

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
At least she doesn't shit in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Be careful though, small creatures are at a higher risk of hypothermia

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Got a day off tomorrow, nakers.
Full day today, though. How come you're giving birth? Do you got a fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I have two, a Caucasian one and a sideways chinky one for when I'm feeling kinky
I'm like mrs potato fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Which one did you put a baby up?
If it's the chinky one, do you have to give birth on your side? If you do, aren't you worried that when you squeeze too much and you poo, your poo will come out your sidearse and hit the doctor in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Doc troll won't mind he loves a bit of poo play

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
He's down with scat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
bebop dowap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I have a chilli scotch egg and a massive slice potato, cheese and onion pie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Cheese and onion pies strike me as povvo food
Any luck getting your allowence back or getting a new job?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
they strike me as fucking delicious
stupid cup a soup.

oooops, just asked my trainee if she could smell burning. she said apologetically, "no, but I have egg AND tuna in my salad." gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Car allowance has fucked off and I'm in with agencies, etc.
Got a few useful things coming my way

Also:
The pie is fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

You should see a doctor about that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
The pie sounds good.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Fenwicks £1.15 a MAHOOSIVE slice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Where did you get the chilli scotch egg?
I like the sound of that
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Sunderland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Newcastle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Same thing innit
One end of a dog turd is very much like the other
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/houses-in-the-north-vs-houses-in-london?s=mobile
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
haha!
The Sunderland one is in Ashbrooke, near the cricket ground
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:40, Reply)
So prices in London are over inflated
Who wouldn't rather a massive house with a billard room and lake over a 1 bedroom flat
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is about 3 miles away from me
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35861749.html
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
thats fucking nice,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I want a turret

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
A small shoulder mounted one perhaps?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
*gonna have me some fun*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
*does whispery voice*
Anytime...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
TBDGI^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
*bleeds you, real quiet*

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Fenwicks in Newcastle
They have a rather excellent deli section in there, with mini shops for sandwiches, jacket potato, cakes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I like pronouncing it 'Fenwickses'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I did some work for them ages ago
If you put the "s" on the end they really dont like it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
i do it because i like to sound common, even though i already am

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
*angry sun*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I'm git posh as fuck, me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
im the product of a broken home :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)
^ black-eyed

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Big bulbous black eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Also:
Gollumlols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Just cos frog has 'bulbous' eyes is no reason to be mean

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION OK???!!?!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Alright, alright...just don't get excited in case they pop out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
It's ok, I'm unlikely to get excited, entertained or amused on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Oh good, there's one of them in Leicester

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Do it
They also had black pudding, scrumpy and smoked bacon ones
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I used to live in that big block of flats opposite.
The Christmas windows music was 24/7 all through winter :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
The old chutney towers, next to the library?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Aww. I miss that deli. Lovely stuff. They do the best crabsticks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Spicy onions!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Place near me does a chicken tikka scotch egg, which looks awful
Would give a chilli one a go, though
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Proper chicken tikka might be really nice
I might get some of that marinating tonight
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
You gave Bella a go, your opinion is invalid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
heh heh heh

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I'm not sure chicken and eggs should be combined
It don't seem right somehow
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Depends which one you start with, really

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
my budgie used to like a bit of egg
it always felt vaguely WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
this is a euphamism surely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
no
my budgie used to like nibbling on hard boiled or scrambled eggs.

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Yeah I bet YOUR budgie likes a bit of EGG
Eh eh eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Carnivore!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Carny WHORE!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Seagulls are always eating other birds.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
No sillly Jay thats Lesbians

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
lesbian seagull is a thing isn't it?
It rings a bell but I don't want to google it at work
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)
LTI>

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Oh my GOD, people!
This has gone over 200 replies!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
amateur

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

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