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22nd March.
Booze in Bristol. Oh, and food.

As you were. Talk about lunch or something.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:04, 226 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Who's the best comedian?

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Tim Vine

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:06, Reply)
No it's Andy Parsons he's BRILLIANT I like him in 'Mock the week' and, err, ahem, yeahhhh.....

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Michael Macintyre

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Oh he's just BRILLIANT too! I don't know who to pick!

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Fred West

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Ariel castro

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Michael Ryan

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Tom from myspace

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Geoff from Byker Grove

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Dave 'Bent-son' Phillips

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Tom Selleck's Moustache

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Vanessa Feltz.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Johnny Briggs Trombone

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Ronnie Kray and Reggie Kray and their old mum.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Every taxi driver who met the Krays

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Geoffrey Arccher

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Bouncer from Neighbours

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Best episode ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRR4SEjPPc
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Of all the unanswered questions that bug me
the one that bugs me the most is "Why is Andy Parsons famous?"
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I have never seen or heard of him other than on that. And he doesn't appear to actually be a comedian in the traditional sense either.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I'm sure he used to be part of a double act called Parsons and Naylor.
Dunno what happend to 'Naylor', though.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Christ, if Parsons is the one that 'made it' imagine how shite Naylor was

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Naylor
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Because 'ee TAWKS
like a sergeant MAJOR,

And finishes his SENTENCES

With a STOP.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
And gurns.
Don't forget the gurning.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
You.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Apart from me obviously, you dick.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Ross Noble or Eddie Izzard are my favourites

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
I was wondering the other day if they should team up, what would happen.
Whether it would be rilly good, or too much.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Both have mellowed, so I think if they did, it'd go better now than it would a few years back

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I rather enjoyed Noble's Freewheeling TV show last summer.
That was quite fun. I particularly liked when he crashed the office meeting, made it funny, and then pissed off, leaving the poor guy with a presentation on ... sub-process accounting or something ... to pick up.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
I only caught bits of it, should give it a proper watch really
I can't tell whether I'd think he was brilliant or a complete tosser if I met him in real life.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I think like everyone else
He's a healthy dose of both.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Izzard can sometimes be really informative and interesting, and at other times a prick.
I would vote for him for MP though.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Yeah, I looked into it and you were right with the date.
I'm not working that weekend, so I can do the whole afternoon / evening combo. Have you got a home match that day?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
No football that day
I'll gaz you later.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I'm afraid I am in the country on that date

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
can i come?\

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Yes. If you wank hard enough.
You should.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I am drinking Budvar in the back garden
Whilst watching a bandicoot eat sultanas on the lawn.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I don't believe any of these things exist

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
What, lawns?
I think most of them are under a foot of water these days.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
We've had 3 days of rain in 3 months
Too much water is not a problem
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
No rain in the middle of summer?
Shocker.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
tough to prove on the Internet
Don't you trust me?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Not one bit.
Also, shut up BeatsWork
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
^

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Sadly, think I'll miss that one
www.keziefoods.co.uk/ - One for Battered, possibly.

Today's lunch is 2 sweet chilli and pork sausage rolls, with a bowl of thai chicken soup.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Can I come please Jeff?
Pleeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeee?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
+ian

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Only if you bring drugs

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I thought that was my job.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
soz b3ffers, i wasnt aware of this baysh etiquette

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I'll bring 'script pad, we can bob off to the all night chemists as and when?
\○/
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Slap on some butrans patches at the beginning of the evening.
By the time we finish we'll all be happy little campers.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Soz I have a friends 30th the week after.
Next time I'm in London, all you southern ones are meeting me for beer though.

NOT in Soho.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
booze, yes
food, meh, depends how much booze.

i'll book where stunned is staying, and hope that his boyfriend makes it along for the ride.

cup of mushroom soup today, with cracked black pepper to make me think it tastes of something, then bikram yoga after work.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
You are a food flid.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)
because of preferring vodka? or because of having a cuppasoup for lunch?!

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Because of not eating
so you can fit in more alcohol.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Tasting menu at
www.meluha.co.uk looks good.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)
it says "vegetarian option available"
i'm in
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
It looks nice
but I'm not paying £45 for a taster menu.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Povvo.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)
That would get you four family feast buckets from KFC
It's a no brainer really
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)
No, it looks like a load of overpriced bullshit.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Can you find out how many bicycles they have please?

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I won't be there.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
ah well
shit happens, eh?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
\o/


I mean, "Oh, no! That's such a shame!"
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)
The idea of spending an evening in the company of you & dullards like Cavy is about as appealing as having a penile swab.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)
why the cavy hate?
she's a v nice girl.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I don't hate her. I just find her boring.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)
She speaks very highly of you.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
No she doesn't.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Can't imagine why.
You're such a personable little chap.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
it's annoying that he's actually good fun in person

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
He certainly hides it well.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
i deleted because i don't want you to shout at me :(

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)
i think it goes over his head

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Shut up you fat ginger harpy.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
oh man, and i was just nice about you and EVERYTHING

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
No can do Jeff, I've been burnt too many times
Well, once.

I'm resisting free nyommy cayke at the moment in anticipation of my low fat tomato soup later. er, yay
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Might have booked a hotel and a train
Maybe.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Talking down a really long cardboard tube is well lol

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)
it's on par with bubble wrap and talking through a desk fan.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)
When somebody's really concentrating you can get the other end of the tube
well close to their ear and say "hello" down it.

Comedy gold, right there.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Bad news, in lieu of a Pringles can Gonz shot hot Jewish arse gravy into that tube

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Worth it

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
he excelled himself on fb the other night, talking about fwah gwah
took me a while.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
He appears to be an idiot

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
i think it's a much better spelling
like oboejeans and cannonbear
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Can't make it soz, might be giving birth
Well I've finished work for the day, how about you lot?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)
*sympathy reply*

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
What the fuck is that big shiney warm thing in the sky frogger?

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
The moon? I only recognise the moon.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
THAT'S NO MOON

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
probably dozer's massive fucking mirror

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Nice innit. Thinking about wrapping up warm and going to do some work sitting in the garden.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
+ h

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
At least she doesn't shit in the garden

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Be careful though, small creatures are at a higher risk of hypothermia

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Got a day off tomorrow, nakers.
Full day today, though. How come you're giving birth? Do you got a fanny?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I have two, a Caucasian one and a sideways chinky one for when I'm feeling kinky
I'm like mrs potato fanny
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Which one did you put a baby up?
If it's the chinky one, do you have to give birth on your side? If you do, aren't you worried that when you squeeze too much and you poo, your poo will come out your sidearse and hit the doctor in the face?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Doc troll won't mind he loves a bit of poo play

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
He's down with scat

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
bebop dowap

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I have a chilli scotch egg and a massive slice potato, cheese and onion pie

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Cheese and onion pies strike me as povvo food
Any luck getting your allowence back or getting a new job?
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
they strike me as fucking delicious
stupid cup a soup.

oooops, just asked my trainee if she could smell burning. she said apologetically, "no, but I have egg AND tuna in my salad." gah.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Car allowance has fucked off and I'm in with agencies, etc.
Got a few useful things coming my way

Also:
The pie is fucking lovely
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)

You should see a doctor about that!!!
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
The pie sounds good.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Fenwicks £1.15 a MAHOOSIVE slice

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Where did you get the chilli scotch egg?
I like the sound of that
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Sunderland

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Newcastle

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Same thing innit
One end of a dog turd is very much like the other
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/houses-in-the-north-vs-houses-in-london?s=mobile
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
haha!
The Sunderland one is in Ashbrooke, near the cricket ground
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:40, Reply)
So prices in London are over inflated
Who wouldn't rather a massive house with a billard room and lake over a 1 bedroom flat
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is about 3 miles away from me
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35861749.html
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
thats fucking nice,

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I want a turret

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
A small shoulder mounted one perhaps?

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
*gonna have me some fun*

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
*does whispery voice*
Anytime...
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
TBDGI^

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
*bleeds you, real quiet*

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Fenwicks in Newcastle
They have a rather excellent deli section in there, with mini shops for sandwiches, jacket potato, cakes, etc.
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I like pronouncing it 'Fenwickses'

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I did some work for them ages ago
If you put the "s" on the end they really dont like it
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
i do it because i like to sound common, even though i already am

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
*angry sun*

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
^

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I'm git posh as fuck, me

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
im the product of a broken home :(

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)
^ black-eyed

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Big bulbous black eyes

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Also:
Gollumlols
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Just cos frog has 'bulbous' eyes is no reason to be mean

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION OK???!!?!

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Alright, alright...just don't get excited in case they pop out

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
It's ok, I'm unlikely to get excited, entertained or amused on b3ta

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Oh good, there's one of them in Leicester

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Do it
They also had black pudding, scrumpy and smoked bacon ones
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I used to live in that big block of flats opposite.
The Christmas windows music was 24/7 all through winter :(
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
The old chutney towers, next to the library?

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Aww. I miss that deli. Lovely stuff. They do the best crabsticks.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Spicy onions!

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Place near me does a chicken tikka scotch egg, which looks awful
Would give a chilli one a go, though
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Proper chicken tikka might be really nice
I might get some of that marinating tonight
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
You gave Bella a go, your opinion is invalid

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
heh heh heh

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I'm not sure chicken and eggs should be combined
It don't seem right somehow
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Depends which one you start with, really

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
my budgie used to like a bit of egg
it always felt vaguely WRONG
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
this is a euphamism surely

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
no
my budgie used to like nibbling on hard boiled or scrambled eggs.

FACT!
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Yeah I bet YOUR budgie likes a bit of EGG
Eh eh eh
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Carnivore!!

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Carny WHORE!

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Seagulls are always eating other birds.

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
No sillly Jay thats Lesbians

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
lesbian seagull is a thing isn't it?
It rings a bell but I don't want to google it at work
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)
LTI>

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Oh my GOD, people!
This has gone over 200 replies!
(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
amateur

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

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