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	 22nd March.
	22nd March. 
 	Booze in Bristol. Oh, and food.
As you were. Talk about lunch or something.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:04,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 Who's the best comedian?
	Who's the best comedian?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:05,
	
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	 Tim Vine
	Tim Vine
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:06,
	
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	 No it's Andy Parsons he's BRILLIANT I like him in 'Mock the week' and, err, ahem, yeahhhh.....
	No it's Andy Parsons he's BRILLIANT I like him in 'Mock the week' and, err, ahem, yeahhhh.....
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08,
	
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	 Michael Macintyre
	Michael Macintyre
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 Oh he's just BRILLIANT too! I don't know who to pick!
	Oh he's just BRILLIANT too! I don't know who to pick!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:10,
	
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	 Fred West
	Fred West
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:11,
	
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	 Ariel castro
	Ariel castro
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:12,
	
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	 Michael Ryan
	Michael Ryan
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18,
	
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	 Tom from myspace
	Tom from myspace
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19,
	
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	 Geoff from Byker Grove
	Geoff from Byker Grove
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20,
	
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	 Dave 'Bent-son' Phillips
	Dave 'Bent-son' Phillips
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22,
	
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	 Tom Selleck's Moustache
	Tom Selleck's Moustache
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23,
	
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	 Vanessa Feltz.
	Vanessa Feltz.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 Johnny Briggs Trombone
	Johnny Briggs Trombone
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 Ronnie Kray and Reggie Kray and their old mum.
	Ronnie Kray and Reggie Kray and their old mum.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 Every taxi driver who met the Krays
	Every taxi driver who met the Krays
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 Geoffrey Arccher
	Geoffrey Arccher
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Bouncer from Neighbours
	Bouncer from Neighbours
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 Best episode ever
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRR4SEjPPc
	Best episode ever
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRR4SEjPPc
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 Of all the unanswered questions that bug me
	Of all the unanswered questions that bug me
 	the one that bugs me the most is "Why is Andy Parsons famous?"
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 I have never seen or heard of him other than on that. And he doesn't appear to actually be a comedian in the traditional sense either.
	I have never seen or heard of him other than on that. And he doesn't appear to actually be a comedian in the traditional sense either.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:11,
	
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	 I'm sure he used to be part of a double act called Parsons and Naylor.
	I'm sure he used to be part of a double act called Parsons and Naylor.
 	Dunno what happend to 'Naylor', though.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:13,
	
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	 Christ, if Parsons is the one that 'made it' imagine how shite Naylor was
	Christ, if Parsons is the one that 'made it' imagine how shite Naylor was
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 Because 'ee TAWKS
	Because 'ee TAWKS
 	like a sergeant MAJOR,
And finishes his SENTENCES
With a STOP.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20,
	
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	 And gurns.
	And gurns.
 	Don't forget the gurning.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20,
	
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	 You.
	You.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08,
	
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	 Apart from me obviously, you dick.
	Apart from me obviously, you dick.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:17,
	
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	 Ross Noble or Eddie Izzard are my favourites
	Ross Noble or Eddie Izzard are my favourites
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19,
	
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	 I was wondering the other day if they should team up, what would happen.
	I was wondering the other day if they should team up, what would happen.
 	Whether it would be rilly good, or too much.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20,
	
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	 Both have mellowed, so I think if they did, it'd go better now than it would a few years back
	Both have mellowed, so I think if they did, it'd go better now than it would a few years back
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:22,
	
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	 I rather enjoyed Noble's Freewheeling TV show last summer.
	I rather enjoyed Noble's Freewheeling TV show last summer.
 	That was quite fun. I particularly liked when he crashed the office meeting, made it funny, and then pissed off, leaving the poor guy with a presentation on ... sub-process accounting or something ... to pick up.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:23,
	
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	 I only caught bits of it, should give it a proper watch really
	I only caught bits of it, should give it a proper watch really
 	I can't tell whether I'd think he was brilliant or a complete tosser if I met him in real life.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25,
	
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	 I think like everyone else
	I think like everyone else
 	He's a healthy dose of both.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 Izzard can sometimes be really informative and interesting, and at other times a prick.
	Izzard can sometimes be really informative and interesting, and at other times a prick.
 	I would vote for him for MP though.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 Yeah, I looked into it and you were right with the date.
	Yeah, I looked into it and you were right with the date.
 	I'm not working that weekend, so I can do the whole afternoon / evening combo. Have you got a home match that day?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:07,
	
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	 No football that day
	No football that day
 	I'll gaz you later.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 I'm afraid I am in the country on that date
	I'm afraid I am in the country on that date
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:08,
	
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	 can i come?\
	can i come?\
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:10,
	
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	 Yes. If you wank hard enough.
	Yes. If you wank hard enough. 
 	You should.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 I am drinking  Budvar in the back garden
	I am drinking  Budvar in the back garden
 	Whilst watching a bandicoot eat sultanas on the lawn.
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BeatsWork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:14,
	
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	 I don't believe any of these things exist
	I don't believe any of these things exist
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 What, lawns?
	What, lawns?
 	I think most of them are under a foot of water these days.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18,
	
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	 We've had 3 days of rain in 3 months
	We've had 3 days of rain in 3 months
 	Too much water is not a problem
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BeatsWork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:20,
	
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	 No rain in the middle of summer?
	No rain in the middle of summer?
 	Shocker.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 tough to prove on the Internet
	tough to prove on the Internet
 	Don't you trust me?
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BeatsWork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:18,
	
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	 Not one bit.
	Not one bit.
 	Also, shut up BeatsWork
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:19,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25,
	
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	 Sadly, think I'll miss that one
 	www.keziefoods.co.uk/
	Sadly, think I'll miss that one
 	www.keziefoods.co.uk/ - One for Battered, possibly.
Today's lunch is 2 sweet chilli and pork sausage rolls, with a bowl of thai chicken soup.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 Can I come please Jeff?
	Can I come please Jeff?
 	Pleeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeee?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 +ian
	+ian
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:25,
	
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	 Only if you bring drugs
	Only if you bring drugs
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:26,
	
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	 I thought that was my job.
	I thought that was my job.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 soz b3ffers, i wasnt aware of this baysh etiquette
	soz b3ffers, i wasnt aware of this baysh etiquette 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:29,
	
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	 I'll bring 'script pad, we can bob off to the all night chemists as and when?
	I'll bring 'script pad, we can bob off to the all night chemists as and when?
 	\○/
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 Slap on some butrans patches at the beginning of the evening.
	Slap on some butrans patches at the beginning of the evening.
 	By the time we finish we'll all be happy little campers.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 Soz I have a friends 30th the week after.
	Soz I have a friends 30th the week after.
 	Next time I'm in London, all you southern ones are meeting me for beer though.
NOT in Soho.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:29,
	
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	 booze, yes
	booze, yes
 	food, meh, depends how much booze.
i'll book where stunned is staying, and hope that his boyfriend makes it along for the ride.
cup of mushroom soup today, with cracked black pepper to make me think it tastes of something, then bikram yoga after work.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 You are a food flid.
	You are a food flid.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 because of preferring vodka? or because of having a cuppasoup for lunch?!
	because of preferring vodka? or because of having a cuppasoup for lunch?!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 Because of not eating
	Because of not eating 
 	so you can fit in more alcohol.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42,
	
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	 Tasting menu at 
 	www.meluha.co.uk
	Tasting menu at 
 	www.meluha.co.uk looks good.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 it says "vegetarian option available"
	it says "vegetarian option available"
 	i'm in
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 It looks nice
	It looks nice
 	but I'm not paying £45 for a taster menu.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42,
	
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	 Povvo.
	Povvo.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:48,
	
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	 That would get you four family feast buckets from KFC
	That would get you four family feast buckets from KFC
 	It's a no brainer really
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:08,
	
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	 No, it looks like a load of overpriced bullshit.
	No, it looks like a load of overpriced bullshit.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:34,
	
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	 Can you find out how many bicycles they have please?
	Can you find out how many bicycles they have please?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37,
	
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	 I won't be there.
	I won't be there. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 ah well
	ah well
 	shit happens, eh?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:42,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	I mean, "Oh, no! That's such a shame!"
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 The idea of spending an evening in the company of you & dullards like Cavy is about as appealing as having a penile swab.
	The idea of spending an evening in the company of you & dullards like Cavy is about as appealing as having a penile swab. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 why the cavy hate?
	why the cavy hate?
 	she's a v nice girl.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46,
	
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	 I don't hate her. I just find her boring.
	I don't hate her. I just find her boring. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 She speaks very highly of you.
	She speaks very highly of you.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:50,
	
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	 No she doesn't.
	No she doesn't.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:50,
	
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	 Can't imagine why.
	Can't imagine why.
 	You're such a personable little chap.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51,
	
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	 it's annoying that he's actually good fun in person
	it's annoying that he's actually good fun in person
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52,
	
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	 He certainly hides it well.
	He certainly hides it well.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54,
	
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	 i deleted because i don't want you to shout at me :(
	i deleted because i don't want you to shout at me :(
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:55,
	
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	 i think it goes over his head
	i think it goes over his head
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:51,
	
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	 Shut up you fat ginger harpy.
	Shut up you fat ginger harpy. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52,
	
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	 oh man, and i was just nice about you and EVERYTHING
	oh man, and i was just nice about you and EVERYTHING
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:52,
	
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	 No can do Jeff, I've been burnt too many times
	No can do Jeff, I've been burnt too many times
 	Well, once.
I'm resisting free nyommy cayke at the moment in anticipation of my low fat tomato soup later. er, yay
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 Might have booked a hotel and a train
	Might have booked a hotel and a train
 	Maybe.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:54,
	
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	 Talking down a really long cardboard tube is well lol
	Talking down a really long cardboard tube is well lol
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 it's on par with bubble wrap and talking through a desk fan.
	it's on par with bubble wrap and talking through a desk fan.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:04,
	
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	 When somebody's really concentrating you can get the other end of the tube
	When somebody's really concentrating you can get the other end of the tube
 	well close to their ear and say "hello" down it. 
Comedy gold, right there.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 Bad news, in lieu of a Pringles can Gonz shot hot Jewish arse gravy into that tube
	Bad news, in lieu of a Pringles can Gonz shot hot Jewish arse gravy into that tube 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Worth it
	Worth it
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 he excelled himself on fb the other night, talking about fwah gwah
	he excelled himself on fb the other night, talking about fwah gwah
 	took me a while.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 He appears to be an idiot
	He appears to be an idiot
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 i think it's a much better spelling
	i think it's a much better spelling
 	like oboejeans and cannonbear
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 Can't make it soz, might be giving birth
	Can't make it soz, might be giving birth 
 	Well I've finished work for the day, how about you lot?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:04,
	
Reply)
 
	 *sympathy reply*
	*sympathy reply*
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 What the fuck is that big shiney warm thing in the sky frogger?
	What the fuck is that big shiney warm thing in the sky frogger?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 The moon? I only recognise the moon.
	The moon? I only recognise the moon.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 THAT'S NO MOON
	THAT'S NO MOON
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 probably dozer's massive fucking mirror
	probably dozer's massive fucking mirror
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 Nice innit. Thinking about wrapping up warm and going to do some work sitting in the garden.
	Nice innit. Thinking about wrapping up warm and going to do some work sitting in the garden. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 + h
	+ h
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13,
	
Reply)
 
	 You are a fucking idiot.
	You are a fucking idiot. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13,
	
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	 At least she doesn't shit in the garden
	At least she doesn't shit in the garden
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 Be careful though, small creatures are at a higher risk of hypothermia
	Be careful though, small creatures are at a higher risk of hypothermia
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13,
	
Reply)
 
	 Got a day off tomorrow, nakers.
	Got a day off tomorrow, nakers.
 	Full day today, though. How come you're giving birth? Do you got a fanny?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 I have two, a Caucasian one and a sideways chinky one for when I'm feeling kinky
	I have two, a Caucasian one and a sideways chinky one for when I'm feeling kinky
 	I'm like mrs potato fanny
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 Which one did you put a baby up?
	Which one did you put a baby up?
 	If it's the chinky one, do you have to give birth on your side? If you do, aren't you worried that when you squeeze too much and you poo, your poo will come out your sidearse and hit the doctor in the face?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 Doc troll won't mind he loves a bit of poo play
	Doc troll won't mind he loves a bit of poo play
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14,
	
Reply)
 
	 He's down with scat
	He's down with scat
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 bebop dowap
	bebop dowap 
 	
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	 I have a chilli scotch egg and a massive slice potato, cheese and onion pie
	I have a chilli scotch egg and a massive slice potato, cheese and onion pie
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:08,
	
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	 Cheese and onion pies strike me as povvo food
	Cheese and onion pies strike me as povvo food
 	Any luck getting your allowence back or getting a new job?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 they strike me as fucking delicious
	they strike me as fucking delicious
 	stupid cup a soup.
oooops, just asked my trainee if she could smell burning. she said apologetically, "no, but I have egg AND tuna in my salad." gah.
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	 Car allowance has fucked off and I'm in with agencies, etc.
	Car allowance has fucked off and I'm in with agencies, etc.
 	Got a few useful things coming my way
Also:
The pie is fucking lovely
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 You should see a doctor about that!!!
	 
 	You should see a doctor about that!!!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10,
	
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	 The pie sounds good.
	The pie sounds good. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:10,
	
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	 Fenwicks £1.15 a MAHOOSIVE slice
	Fenwicks £1.15 a MAHOOSIVE slice
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 Where did you get the chilli scotch egg?
	Where did you get the chilli scotch egg?
 	I like the sound of that
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 Sunderland
	Sunderland
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 Newcastle
	Newcastle
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13,
	
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	 Same thing innit
	Same thing innit
 	One end of a dog turd is very much like the other
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:15,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	The Sunderland one is in Ashbrooke, near the cricket ground
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:40,
	
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	 So prices in London are over inflated
	So prices in London are over inflated
 	Who wouldn't rather a massive house with a billard room and lake over a 1 bedroom flat
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 This is about 3 miles away from me
 	www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35861749.html
	This is about 3 miles away from me
 	www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35861749.html
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:46,
	
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	 thats fucking nice,
	thats fucking nice,
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:50,
	
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	 I want a turret
	I want a turret
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 A small shoulder mounted one perhaps?
	A small shoulder mounted one perhaps? 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 *gonna have me some fun*
	*gonna have me some fun*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:46,
	
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	 *does whispery voice*
	*does whispery voice*
 	Anytime...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 TBDGI^
	TBDGI^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 *bleeds you, real quiet*
	*bleeds you, real quiet*
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 Fenwicks in Newcastle
	Fenwicks in Newcastle
 	They have a rather excellent deli section in there, with mini shops for sandwiches, jacket potato, cakes, etc.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 I like pronouncing it 'Fenwickses'
	I like pronouncing it 'Fenwickses'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:13,
	
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	 I did some work for them ages ago
	I did some work for them ages ago
 	If you put the "s" on the end they really dont like it
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 i do it because i like to sound common, even though i already am
	i do it because i like to sound common, even though i already am
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:18,
	
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	 *angry sun*
	*angry sun*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 I'm git posh as fuck, me
	I'm git posh as fuck, me
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 im the product of a broken home :(
	im the product of a broken home :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 ^ black-eyed
	^ black-eyed
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 Big bulbous black eyes
	Big bulbous black eyes
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 Also:
	Also:
 	Gollumlols
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 Just cos frog has 'bulbous' eyes is no reason to be mean
	Just cos frog has 'bulbous' eyes is no reason to be mean
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION OK???!!?!
	ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION OK???!!?!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:18,
	
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	 Alright, alright...just don't get excited in case they pop out
	Alright, alright...just don't get excited in case they pop out
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 It's ok, I'm unlikely to get excited, entertained or amused on b3ta
	It's ok, I'm unlikely to get excited, entertained or amused on b3ta
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 Oh good, there's one of them in Leicester
	Oh good, there's one of them in Leicester
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 Do it
	Do it
 	They also had black pudding, scrumpy and smoked bacon ones
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 I used to live in that big block of flats opposite.
	I used to live in that big block of flats opposite.
 	The Christmas windows music was 24/7 all through winter :(
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:44,
	
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	 The old chutney towers, next to the library?
	The old chutney towers, next to the library?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:47,
	
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	 Aww. I miss that deli. Lovely stuff. They do the best crabsticks.
	Aww. I miss that deli. Lovely stuff. They do the best crabsticks.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:15,
	
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	 Spicy onions!
	Spicy onions!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 Place near me does a chicken tikka scotch egg, which looks awful
	Place near me does a chicken tikka scotch egg, which looks awful
 	Would give a chilli one a go, though
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	 Proper chicken tikka might be really nice
	Proper chicken tikka might be really nice
 	I might get some of that marinating tonight
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 You gave Bella a go, your opinion is invalid
	You gave Bella a go, your opinion is invalid
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:30,
	
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	 heh heh heh
	heh heh heh 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:31,
	
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	 I'm not sure chicken and eggs should be combined
	I'm not sure chicken and eggs should be combined
 	It don't seem right somehow
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Depends which one you start with, really
	Depends which one you start with, really
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 my budgie used to like a bit of egg
	my budgie used to like a bit of egg
 	it always felt vaguely WRONG
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:37,
	
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	 this is a euphamism surely
	this is a euphamism surely
 	
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	 no
	no
 	my budgie used to like nibbling on hard boiled or scrambled eggs.
FACT!
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39,
	
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	 Yeah I bet YOUR budgie likes a bit of EGG
	Yeah I bet YOUR budgie likes a bit of EGG
 	Eh eh eh
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 Carnivore!!
	Carnivore!!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 Carny WHORE!
	Carny WHORE!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 Seagulls are always eating other birds.
	Seagulls are always eating other birds.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 No sillly Jay thats Lesbians
	No sillly Jay thats Lesbians 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 lesbian seagull is a thing isn't it?
	lesbian seagull is a thing isn't it?
 	It rings a bell but I don't want to google it at work
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:52,
	
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	 LTI>
	LTI>
 	
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	 Oh my GOD, people!
	Oh my GOD, people!
 	This has gone over 200 replies!
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:38,
	
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	 amateur
	amateur
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:39,
	
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