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So De La Soul are giving away their music
www.rollingstone.com/music/news/de-la-soul-to-make-entire-catalog-available-for-free-20140213What did you last give away?
Alt: Since Verne Troyer was once offered a role where he would hide under Abraham Lincoln's hat and kill people, what tv show should a b3tan be in? Make me an elevator pitch, as they say.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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This place is dead on its arse, isn't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:38,
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It really is
I might just go back to the pub
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:38,
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Sad times :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:39,
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Is it really not 5pm?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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I'm not doing any more work until it's 4, at which point I'm going for a pint
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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I'm out of here at 3.30
Not in the pub until 4.30 though :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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I can cover the half hour at work and the half hour in the pub
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:52,
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Can you cover me?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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+ with semen
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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Sorry, saving it up for later
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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Getting my money's worth out of the ridiculously overpriced flowers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:07,
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Should have said you'd bought flowers "but I forgot to bring them"
then bought them tomorrow when they'll be dirt cheap.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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^ Still denies being a cheapskate
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:21,
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got them delivered to her work so I look good in front of her colleagues
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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Well played that man
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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Order them in January for a few days ahead
and once they've quoted a price correct the date to Feb 14th. See if they put the price up :)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:11,
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Today is particularly terrible.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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It's a vicious circle - the shitter it is the more people leave, the more people leave the shitter it gets
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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Well I ent got better things to do sat at my desk so I will persevere.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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Making your own Jam eh.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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ha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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I was secretly very pleased with that
Well not so secretly but you know...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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You and your better half sorting a good weekend?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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well duh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:01,
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Much the same as every other, but this is a good thing. Nice food, nice wine, nice telly, nice smoke, with a bit of sex thrown in for good measure.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:07,
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I'm just going for the nice smoke bit tonight, I think
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:11,
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ive even made a playlist on netflix cos choosing when a bit baked is difficult
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:21,
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It's just a particularly quiet day today I think, plus jayssums thread didn't help
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:01,
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My threads usually do better, but I can't hit treble figures every tiemmm
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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You know I'm only playing innit bbz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:11,
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you'd marry my threads if you could
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:21,
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Frog'd fuck anything off the internet, we've seen that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:22,
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EVERYTHING ON THE ENTIRE WEB BUT YOU FUCKFACE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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This still reads like you'd fuck my face
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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I MIGHT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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it's hairier than most poon
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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COR! Now I'm interested
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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Stupid work keeps getting in the way
sad times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:54,
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TGGI
Been busy today
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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I'm sick as fuck now
Bored of work. However, I do have Monday and Tuesday off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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I had a fucking two hour meeting
Good things on the horizon though :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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Thats about 4pm in proper time
I like De La Soul,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:42,
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Me too
I gave away a guitar to one of the lads in here. An Ibanez Roadster
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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Just in. Fuck dog walking. telly and warmth instead.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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I like taking GayDog for a walk as there's a woman who keeps getting her tits out at her bathroom window along the street I walk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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It's baffling why we don't have more female posters here.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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But tits!?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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I like breasts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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They really are great
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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Sad times
there are no streets where I walk my dog
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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U2's latter offeringzzzzzzzzz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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No, all of their offerings have been consistently shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:11,
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I dunno, Achtung Baby and Zooropa were alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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I have never liked them, T- Bone
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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most of their stuff is shit like, but Achtung Baby and Zooropa are 'alright'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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I disagree but respect your opinion xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:18,
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that was their stuff from 20 years ago mind, they've been irredeemably shit for a long long time
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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Shut up, prick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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If you are fuck dog walking
then you may be doing it wrong
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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But it feels so right!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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Bollocks just seen a picture of Cameron in Blackpool
I would have driven the hour to throw a brick at him (and blame the wind)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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A rock, surely?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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Not even that is worth going to Blackpool for.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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Yeah it is
Silly cunt is stood by a collapsed wall with no hard hat on.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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Yes, but Blackpool
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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I need some free bricks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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b p
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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21 minutes!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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So Solid Crew were slower in their old age
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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click
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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48 :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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De La Soul are playing York in May, should be good
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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Yeah, they're playing in Leamington in May an' all
I'm not sure I care enough to stump up the £25 to see them or not though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:18,
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'Free' is the magic number
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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^
I'd pay that to see Bob Dorough though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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the York gig is a festival on the Knavesmire
They're playing 3 Feet High and Rising.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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Or
"the Battered with a bongle"
set as it is otherwise known
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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Hey! I'm having lamb tonight!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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I gave 40p to a couple of vagrants on Monday.
Mostly because I was tired and I wanted them to shut up and fuck off quicker.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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typical Gormo!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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Well, I had places to be.
(away darts match)
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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It, now.
I once spent the entire day at school singing that '3 it's the magic number' by those fellas as a dare. School was never a right laugh.
Alt: Elevator pitch? How about The Monty Boyce Show starring that fella that made films with Cheech Marin so that I can ham-handedly shoehorn in an elevator joke punchline and then get bored and not bother?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:25,
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shut up Bill Clay
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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alright
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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fuck off you fat psycho cunt
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:14,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:29,
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BYE TANGLES
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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So, 17 minutes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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Nakers in 'What Not To Wear'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:56,
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Iistened to your wife's appearance on the wireless
It was alright
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:46,
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Roses are red, violates are blue, I'm using my hand, but i'm thinking of you.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:16,
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i like the violet/violate mix up
it's a particularly fine freudian slip
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:42,
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Amorous Badger: Fat Girls and Feeders
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:34,
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Did everyone die?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:50,
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It's ok I'm here now
Safely ensconsed in a mighty metal steed ready whisk me home from our nation's glorious capital city.
Pricks everywhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:24,
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I've already downloaded it fir free, what are they gonna do for me eh? Pricks
Clothes to the charity shop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:22,
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