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I've bought myself a toffee crisp for elevenseesWhat do you have for elevensees?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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Asked any of them out, yet?Or are you just sitting on the sidelines with your hand in your pocket, leering?
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Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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I'm considering cheese on toast for elevenses as I had no breakfastWhat do you guys think? Other than DMAAKM.
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WorcestershireACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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I like to go with a Hot (or medium hot) sauceBut not the stupid hot ones just a bit of kick
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I favour a light sprinkling of tandoori spice over the cheese before grillingHowever, Worcester sauce is an acceptable alternative
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after toasting, I like to place a dollop of tomato ketchup on the bread, then the cheese. As the cheesebegins to melt I add a sprinkle of paprika, bit more melt then Worcester sauce as the sauce begins to evaporate I then sprinkle red wine vinegar and coarse black pepper - 20-30 seconds and done.
I sometimes just have cheese on toast.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Elevenses? Did you buy it at the tuck shop?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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A banana. But the stalk's broken off so the end is exposed like a dog with a lob-on.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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But in a sexy way.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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In true Northern style I actually have a stottie cake(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Its sunny today so I'm OK on that score(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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Poor Northerning.Needs more flat cap, whippet, &c.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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were u holding your breath till Jaysum said something gay?most people call that breathing
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I actually had to Google Adam RickettsThat's one hit on his "page" now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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I'll give you my 7" if you want(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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That reminds meI have to download that ITV thing sbout 90s has-beens.
/women and gays only TV
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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Probably.I try not to watch ITV football coverage. Too much Chiles.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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Theya re scraping the barrel with Girl Thing, and that barrel is scraped already!The "Man Band" they have thrown together is horrific.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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I like the way one of Girl Thing (oh god, I have their 'hit' on my ipod)is a Hollyoaks actress, and one is a single mum on a northern sink estate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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She told me to fuck off once when she was filming "The Priory" at the quayside. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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*high fives*What did you do to deserve that?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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This is when I lived in town, my mates and I were a bit stoned and went to see the filming.I think she said shit or something and I was like "haha she dun a swear". She said "I'm only human you know", to which I said "barely".
So she told me to fuck off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10,
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Then one of my friends got half naked, covered in grease, thrown in a tent of feathers and had to stand ina "chicken coop" with a load of other topless males.
It was a good evening.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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I also lolled at the idea of Dane Bowers and Gareth Gates sharing stories about Jordan.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:15,
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She snapped poor Gates' banjo string and Bowers had a toe up her cunt.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:16,
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It's a good job Im on par with a Carry On film or there'd be deaths!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Good Northerning.Have a pint of mild and some unemployment because THATcher closed the mines with that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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I dont think I've ever had a pint of mildor unemployment for that matter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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I like a nice pint of mild.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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Stotties are fucking excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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fucking love a toffee crisp, meand double deckers. And kitkat chunky's. Chunkies? Probably chunkies.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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Chunky's about right.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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I'll gaz you a pic(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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Chunky is definitely the word that springs to mind...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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Just to clarify - we're calling you fat, here.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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well fuck meI come here for a nice chat about chocolate, and this is the greeting I get. There was a time when I was respected around here. Hell in a handcart, I tell you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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When you've got an unusually large head, you do what you can(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in Tesco's pie section :((
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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^ Terrible bullying of Twohats(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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toffee crisp is my favourite but i also like nestle crunch(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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I used to favour a Toffee Crisp, but then ethics got in the way :(/fascinatingyurtblog
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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Yer, they're alright with the morality police(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Nestlé kill brown babies :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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Christopher Lambert or Christophe LOM-BARE?Fucking cunts
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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Ooh, I love a Nestle Crunch.I've never seen one outside of a supermarket though. Just sayin'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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I really feel we have achieved something good here(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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Nestle Crunch is holiday chocolate(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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it does have an advent calendar-y vibe to it, it's true(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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You used to be able to buy it in train stations(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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whenever you feel down just remember you did it all yourself(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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Hey, I had a threesome last night, I'll have you knowAdmittedly there were a couple of no-shows...
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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Tesco are selling 4 Toffe Crisps for a quid.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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Are they like posh chocolates?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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And there's a Tesco........just over the road
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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You're never more than six feet away from a Tesco(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:08,
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I don't even have to cross the road to get to the big Tesco!Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:09,
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Watch out for the lorriesAnd it gets dangerous when you have to jump on the logs as some of them are crocodiles
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