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I've bought myself a toffee crisp for elevensees
What do you have for elevensees?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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Fat fuck.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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children, to touch on the cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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are you lampooning me?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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*Chevy Chases*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58,
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Milfs at the soft play.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:10,
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So to be MILFS on the hard play
IYKWIMAITYDKWIM
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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Asked any of them out, yet?
Or are you just sitting on the sidelines with your hand in your pocket, leering?
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Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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I suspect the latter.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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CALLY FEST ONE LOVE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:16,
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I'm considering cheese on toast for elevenses as I had no breakfast
What do you guys think? Other than DMAAKM.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Depends on the sauce option
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Worcestershire
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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Mango Chutney is better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Typical bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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chutter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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^^Sporters speaks for me on this matter
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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I like to go with a Hot (or medium hot) sauce
But not the stupid hot ones just a bit of kick
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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I favour a light sprinkling of tandoori spice over the cheese before grilling
However, Worcester sauce is an acceptable alternative
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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after toasting, I like to place a dollop of tomato ketchup on the bread, then the cheese. As the cheese
begins to melt I add a sprinkle of paprika, bit more melt then Worcester sauce as the sauce begins to evaporate I then sprinkle red wine vinegar and coarse black pepper - 20-30 seconds and done.
I sometimes just have cheese on toast.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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Tomato ketchup is vile
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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Elevenses? Did you buy it at the tuck shop?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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Elevenses is totes a thing.
Don't h8.
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Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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Nothing because I eat properly and am a non fatty
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Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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A bar of chocolate, before lunch?
You fat paedo.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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A banana. But the stalk's broken off so the end is exposed like a dog with a lob-on.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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Ew. Perv.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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But in a sexy way.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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In true Northern style I actually have a stottie cake
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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+and ricketts
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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Its sunny today so I'm OK on that score
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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Poor Northerning.
Needs more flat cap, whippet, &c.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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INORITE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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I have a lurcher you can borrow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Poor mr b3th
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Hahaha
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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He's not a lurcher, he's a mongrel.
re l
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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+adam
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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*breathes again*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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were u holding your breath till Jaysum said something gay?
most people call that breathing
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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I actually had to Google Adam Ricketts
That's one hit on his "page" now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Lies, you knew!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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I bet hes got the 7 inch
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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I'll give you my 7" if you want
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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OHHHH MATRON!!!!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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optimistic there I think
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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YM uses me as a ruler
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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only when she is measuring in macro
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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I did not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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That reminds me
I have to download that ITV thing sbout 90s has-beens.
/women and gays only TV
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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they show Arsenal matches on ITV now?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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Probably.
I try not to watch ITV football coverage. Too much Chiles.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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Try voodoo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Theya re scraping the barrel with Girl Thing, and that barrel is scraped already!
The "Man Band" they have thrown together is horrific.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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I like the way one of Girl Thing (oh god, I have their 'hit' on my ipod)
is a Hollyoaks actress, and one is a single mum on a northern sink estate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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She told me to fuck off once when she was filming "The Priory" at the quayside.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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The Hollyoaks one. Slag.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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*high fives*
What did you do to deserve that?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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This is when I lived in town, my mates and I were a bit stoned and went to see the filming.
I think she said shit or something and I was like "haha she dun a swear". She said "I'm only human you know", to which I said "barely".
So she told me to fuck off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10,
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Then one of my friends got half naked, covered in grease, thrown in a tent of feathers and had to stand in
a "chicken coop" with a load of other topless males.
It was a good evening.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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I also lolled at the idea of Dane Bowers and Gareth Gates sharing stories about Jordan.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:15,
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She snapped poor Gates' banjo string and Bowers had a toe up her cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:16,
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It's a good job Im on par with a Carry On film or there'd be deaths!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Good Northerning.
Have a pint of mild and some unemployment because THATcher closed the mines with that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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I dont think I've ever had a pint of mild
or unemployment for that matter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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I like a nice pint of mild.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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ild anmilk
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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Stotties are fucking excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35,
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^
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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fucking love a toffee crisp, me
and double deckers. And kitkat chunky's. Chunkies? Probably chunkies.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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Chunky's about right.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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Fucking hell.
I've caught Jayitis.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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Your a gay?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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I certainly do like the cock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Hey, I have one of those!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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I'll gaz you a pic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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I'll gaz you a pic
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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I'll draw you a pic
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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I'm not liking this fat meme :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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Chunky is definitely the word that springs to mind...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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Just to clarify - we're calling you fat, here.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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well fuck me
I come here for a nice chat about chocolate, and this is the greeting I get. There was a time when I was respected around here. Hell in a handcart, I tell you.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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Hi there Two Fats
Ahahahahahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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HEY, BONZO...CHUB....FATTY FAT FAT!
yeah
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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Bit harsh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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i know
i feel a bit bad actually
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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I dont know what I did to deserve that sort of abuse
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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look, let's start again
HAI BONZO U LUK GR8 LOL
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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Thx bbz
You are rocking the multiple hatted look today.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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When you've got an unusually large head, you do what you can
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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get a giant one, like Pharrell
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:18,
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And that's coming from internet shutins.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in Tesco's pie section :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:47,
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^ Terrible bullying of Twohats
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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toffee crisp is my favourite but i also like nestle crunch
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:48,
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I used to favour a Toffee Crisp, but then ethics got in the way :(
/fascinatingyurtblog
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49,
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i also like picnics
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50,
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Yer, they're alright with the morality police
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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WHAT'S THE TOFFEE CRISP PROBLEM?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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Nestlé kill brown babies :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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is that how they make chocolate?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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Think so, yeah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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cor!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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They had to stop selling Five Boys.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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when did nessles become nestle (with poncey french spelling)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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1866
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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Same time that Ralph LOH-RUN became Ralph L'Ren
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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Woah!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:02,
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Christopher Lambert or Christophe LOM-BARE?
Fucking cunts
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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worth it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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Ooh, I love a Nestle Crunch.
I've never seen one outside of a supermarket though. Just sayin'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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there is an ice cream too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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THE HELL YOU SAY
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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U CAN EAT IT IN 10 FUNTACULAR WAYS!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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fuck
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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CRAVE THE CRUNCH! TRY IT NOW!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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Do you know, I just might
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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I really feel we have achieved something good here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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Nestle Crunch is holiday chocolate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53,
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it does have an advent calendar-y vibe to it, it's true
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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You used to be able to buy it in train stations
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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you still can!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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Even me?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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Even you Two Hats, even you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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whenever you feel down just remember you did it all yourself
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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Like his sex life!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:05,
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hey stop bullying two hats!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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Hey, I had a threesome last night, I'll have you know
Admittedly there were a couple of no-shows...
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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Oh I say. Top drawer onanism.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:15,
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Tesco are selling 4 Toffe Crisps for a quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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Are they like posh chocolates?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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haha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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And there's a Tesco....
....just over the road
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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You're never more than six feet away from a Tesco
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:08,
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TRULY WE ARE BLESSED
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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I don't even have to cross the road to get to the big Tesco!
Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:09,
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I DO :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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Watch out for the lorries
And it gets dangerous when you have to jump on the logs as some of them are crocodiles
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:19,
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