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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK everyone, you have the rest of the day offWhat do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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Shit snacks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:09,
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Weather's nice, might go for a nice walk round the parks.See if I can't snare me a child.
alt. KP tagnuts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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Pub, as it's paydayAlt: Cheese & onion crisps
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:15,
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TGGI^Even down to the crisps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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Cheeky pint on the way home, joint, wank, cook dinner.Alt: 'Member Hedgehog Crisps?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:16,
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apparently they were flavoured with pork fat. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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I do indeedI used to live in a grocers/off licence and we sold them. They were really chicken
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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We have atomic jawbreakers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?sa=X&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&biw=1920&bih=897&tbm=isch&tbnid=lKycqthBZfu0vM%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ultimatemetal.com%2Fforum%2Fantimatter%2F155257-5-forgotten-soft-drinks-80s-trainies.html&docid=uc4fhePXKpVuCM&imgur(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)
What the fuck is that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:34,
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I wasn't going to ask. I was going to take with extreme prejudice.
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Kids are due home in 2 hours so it doesn't leave me much free time.Probably try to find a decent film to watch and have a sit down with my feet up.
Alt: Good shit snacks (Tangy cheese Doritos), or shit shit snacks (own brand alternatives of anything decent)?
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OK thenWell I'm going with Tangy Cheese Doritos.
There, I've decided. Fuck you all.
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This reply makes more sense here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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Now during the "rest of the day off" can i spend it alone or does the missus and the stupid dog have to be there...
I cant really go to the village pub as the best one doesn't open weekday afternoons and the shit one is often full of tourists or empty.
So can I just go home and wank in the cellar?
Alt: Wotsits (or similar corn maize snack)
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Doesn't really count as a proper day off if you can't wank in the cellar(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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I have to wank in the cupboard under the stairs :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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What kind of shit pub doesn't open on an afternoon?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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One with no customers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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The best times in a pub are weekday afternoonsBeer tastes nicer when you aren't at work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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Very small pubsin villages that are pretty much "locals only" and they would be wasting money being open and it allows the managers to have other farming work during the day
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Pub.Scampi Fries - reminds me of YS.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:33,
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She's not even in my top ten of relatives.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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what do you call a nun sitting on a washing machine?Sister Matic.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Get out.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:52,
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Grab a bottle of Buckie, a cheese toastie and settle down on the sofa to watch a good film(and a wank in the cellar of course)
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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Buckie tastes like port and Red Bull(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:37,
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Never tried it actually, even though it is readily available round here(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:38,
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Mmm... strawberry flavour vomit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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Do you remember21st night of September?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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Do you remember the timewhen we fell in love?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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I remember that Marillion are shit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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DON'T TELL HIM, PIKE!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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I member liking the artwork on the album covers as a youthI don't think I ever listened to any songs, except the ones on radio
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I actually do have the rest of the day off, But will spend the next 2 hours travelling home because London is not where I live, but is where I am.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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CRANK THE TUNES UP AND FUCK DA POLICE.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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There's a sign in the train that says I should be considerate of other train users. So no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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Got to get back to the van first, I left it in Hillingdon because the company are stupid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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No, they have a bloke in a uniform to do that.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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Just a car lock up, Everything under sheets though, which was a shame, definitely some expensive stuff there, but the only one I saw was a white Ferrari, dunno the model but fairly new for sure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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I did do an office of the agent of someone off big brother. If that's any good for your weird fantasy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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I bet he was all "yeah, terminate my cable"And you were all like "I'll terminate it just the way you like it, baby".
Then somehow the office sprinkler system got tripped.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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i actually doI shall be eating this banana, then going swimming, then a comedy club
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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Will someone start a proper thread please?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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Nor will IThough I will join in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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I would, in principle, join in for a bit, then go for a bit, then probably join in again later.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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My goodness, it's all about drugs with you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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Well sporto did give me the afternoon off to do as I please(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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I'm not enjoying these shit snacks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:37,
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I would do but I think it is pretty well accepted that my threads are possibly the worst on here,
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Yours are no worse than anyone elses, do it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:39,
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Just shut up and post in my new thread, you whining mary(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 15:47,
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