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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that shit, I have lunch do you have lunch? If so what?
Alt: DAB radio stations, recommend away, the wife's new car will have a DAB radio in it, you can choose from like all the stations in the world right?

alt:alt: FRIDAY FRENZY MAYHEM...talk about anything
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:06, 201 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
vegetarian lunch today in our staff restaurant is goats cheese and red onion pizza
but I am out for dinner tonight, so best stick to a diet coke :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I like cheese but goats cheese has never appealed to me it smells like wet goat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
cold goats cheese is horrible
but melted and warm, it is DELICIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Look Swipe I like you but you are a FOODWRONGER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
TGGI^
The missus often raves about it being a foodwrong, but it fucking stinks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
^ What he said ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Speaking as a right-thinking vegetarian, I can only agree with you.
It pisses me off that the vegetarian option, particularly in 'gastro-pubs' is always some fucking goat's cheese shite.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
^Oxymoron alert^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I know, as if you could have a pub in your stomach

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Fuck you Stompy!
Dab is shit and she'll need a 50ft antennae on her Accord and anyway it'll get scrapped because no support. The only place I can get reception is on my kitchen window cill and she's not parking there!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Yeah but think of all the SUPER MODELS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Boring answer is boring
You will get fewer stations than you think its not like internet radio, however:
Radio 6 has pretty good music
radio 4 extra for comedy

But I would just tune to talk shite and then disable the radio so she has to listen to fuckwits all day long
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Wait is that an option?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Well she would be used to teh fuckwit bit living with you
Ahahahahaha...

I don't know about the radio you have but on the house ones I have you can set it up so once its tuned you cant change the selections so if you only did one station then it would only receive that... (You can change this but need to know how to unlock it)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
You prick, no wonder edjy never starts any threads if this is how you treat him.
Alt: There is only the BBC. Commercial radio is shit and for plebs.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I love ED, I didn't mean to stomp him
I can get Jazz FM on DAB so that's a win right?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Nope, full of dreadful adverts.
Get your jazz fix from R3
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
NOW THIS IS THE INPUT I NEED
you can get that on DAB yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Check to see if it's got fm as well, most have.
Then you've not lost nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)
FM: 90.2 MHz – 92.6 MHz
DAB: 12B
Freeview: 703
Freesat: 703
Sky (UK only): 0103
Virgin Media: 903
UPC Ireland: 909
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I like jazz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Your the king of the swingers

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

a I
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

also ke ck
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)
jazz is for cunts, shit cunts and fucking pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:26, Reply)
You're an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)
oohn look at me I don't even have to play a tune or in time aren't I clever
Pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Ooh look at me, I don't understand anything about music, isn't my opinion valid!
Prick
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)
+ touches children on the cunt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
you are so self aware

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Nah, I just like arguing about music

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
No you don't

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Are Curiosity Killed The Cat jazz?
I liked Curiosity Killed The Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I don't think so
They're more pop with a soul/jazz influence.
Harters is the man to talk to about that watered down end of the market.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Jazz pioneers you say?
Long live CKTC!
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
to quote the simpsons on jazz
lisa - you're supposed to listen to the notes they DON'T play

homer - I can do that at home
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
trad jazz is ok, just not my thing
modern jazz is right up there with "performance art", a parody of itself performed by wankers for other wankers to wank over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Pricks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Just because you don't like or understand something, doesn't mean someone is trying to trick you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)
his favourite band is Queen, this is why any music remotely complex is too sophisticated for him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)
one of my favourites.
Most of my favourite music is classical
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Just the Classical period?
Or do you listen to composers such as Stravinsky, Shostakovich, Bernstein, Copland, etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)
All sorts
Even studied Weill, Stravinsky and Schoenberg at uni (minor music unit in non-music degree).
Like Stravinsky a lot, Schoenberg not at all, though could sort of see what he was trying to achieve.
Bernstein is a favourite, Wagner too, plus a load more.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)
All of these composers incorporated jazz influences into some of their works.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Indeed, especially Bernstein

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I'm not sure what we're arguing about any more.
Saw a decent jazz version of The Rite of Spring a couple of years ago:
www.troublestudios.co.uk/?p=148

Edit: That's Steve Howe from Yes's son.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
The different types of jazz, I think.
The one I hate is the one that sounds like several groups individual practice sessions played back simultaneously.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah, it's not for everyone.
Ornette Coleman's album Free Jazz has two quartets playing separate improvisations - one coming out of the left speaker, the other coming out of the right.
I rather like it, but I suspect you'd hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)
You may be right, but I'd always at least give it a listen first.
Sometimes music takes tine to grow on you, have listened to some very recent compositions that at first were "wtf" but after a while really liked.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
you're verging on quasi-religion here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Because you look a bit like Jesus, and everything you do, say, think and believe is absolute horse shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Harsh but fair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Alright Johnny

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Jazz is perfect for those who think they are superior, so yes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2226814
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
how do you work that one out?
You're too thick to understand what's going on, ergo it's for those who think themselves superior?

Maybe you should stick to your Will Self Investigates Ghosts book, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Well you could have deleted it for later.
You wait mate, when they make me a mod for being the most reasonable on here I'll delete the fucken lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Well with you as a MOD at least you'll be up before 3pm and can fit through a doorway
where do I vote?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Have a word with my rehab officers.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I say No No No

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
So would they

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Beef Phõ and Pork Báhn Mì

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Just finished a curry, ta.
DAB only exists because someone in govt saw they could cram more stations into less bandwidth and sell the rest for £££. It suffers from the same problem as Sky TV, spread the quality thinner and the result is crap. Have one at home, never use it. Internet radio is better all round.
Having said that may be of more value in a car, esp if you're into a particular genre of music that there's a local station for, plus sound quality ain't as much of an issue in a car.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I thought I had some toast but look what some cunt has done!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Sorry I wiped my cock on that slice after doing YW up the wrongun
Probs best to throw it away.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:23, Reply)
I tried to toast it and nearly set the fire alarms off

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Looks nothing like Jebus

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Edgy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)
^ Cross ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Is that a crow?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)
No, its clearly a frog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Looks a bit too orangy for that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:26, Reply)
It's just for you and your dog?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)
+ gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
hahaha how is your dog
and has Jeffers tried to steal it from you yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
He is playing hard to get

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)
\o/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
OLD SKOOLZ innit brah

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Ki Cawra

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Soup and a satsuma
Alt: I've got one in the kitchen I listen to when I'm cooking. Usually stuff like Absolute80s/70s and Planet Rock.

For those of you really into film I can highly recommend Berberian Sound Studio wot I watched last night. As Barry Norman once put it, it is "the tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I second this recommendation, it is a great film.
The soundtrack is also brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I had it sat on my tivo box for ages and finally got around to it last night whilst the missus was out
Not the kind of film I can watch with her as she can't cope with ambiguity in a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)
As BROADSWORD would say "I like breasts"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
*concurs*

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
lunch is adnams explorer and blackberry and apple crumble
Alt: all radio is shit except bbc r4
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Crumbles rule
As long as it is rhubarb crumble
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
*gets ready*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)
rubarb is for cunts, shit cunts and prcks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)
What about rhubarb?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Best theme tune ever

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
almost
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Disagree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I bet you don't like JAZZ and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
I jazz chord

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I wruv u

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Top tune
That said I tried to watch an episode a while back it hasn't aged well
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)
The water margin was still way better
Monty and me always argued about this
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Is it wrong that I still chuckle that they were made by Nippon Television

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Not at all...that thick cunt GJ wouldn't even get the joke
Nor tits in life come to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)
FOODWRONGER worse than RS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Ainsley Harriott soup and bread with no cock in.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Cock woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
He prefers cock in a van

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
That's just a transitory perversion.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Im not big on French cuisine

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)
No wonder Kroney hates you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)
In your accent that might come out as "queers in".....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)
KWIZ EEN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)
^
Where the fuck do you think Im from Lokesy?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Venus?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Men are from mars, women are from Venus, and gays are from uranus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I think its less the accent
more you mumbling around a cock that would change the sound
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Cheeseburger with bacon. Daughter was forced to take a salad with her, but we managed to lose that. She's having same.
Couple of mommy fruit yoghurt drinks.
Alt:alt. Why did the chicken cross the road?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Damn those yanks and their 'mommy fruits', they're called tits for gods sake.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Frog!
I was just about to ask where you were.

People are being mean to me of late :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Have people been saying you're stupid again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Yes :(
And they hate my threads. Even Winders has turned on me.

Boys are MEAN!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
The truth hurts doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I am perfectly comfortable with who I am.
but people need to stop banging on about it. Telling me I'm thick won't improve my IQ
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
and my threads are quiche

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
My missus loves that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Mind you, she's a bit thick an' all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I don't think eating quiche is a good measure of intelligence either

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
The programme, you idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Quiching Up Appearances

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Not the 9 o'clock Quiche

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
The Quiche Factor

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Quiche Barron

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Quiching up with the Kardashians

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Through t'Keyhole with Quiche Lemon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Filmed round here*


*Well, the shit bits. The 'posh' bits were filmed in Leamington.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
*trigger fingers*
It is hilarious.

Im also enjoying "Inside Number 9"
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
What did Number 8 say?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
They already had a full set of encyclopedias

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)
- The Alan Shearer colonoscopy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Niche joke on here mate
But I smiled
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Nommy you cunt

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Well spell it properly then, you fat fingered wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
that wasnt his finger

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)
In which case there is no excuse. That little pointer should be extra accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)
My little pointer managed to fertilise an egg, can't be that inaccurate:)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I think it is the sperm which fertilises an egg, not your needle dick.
You really are a fucking shit gp
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)
You're a shit biscuit salesman.
Or whatever it is you tout out the back of your Robin Reliant.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Shit biscuits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Actually I increased turnover by 480k in my first year :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Is this a joke about swipe eating loads of biscuits?
If it isn't, it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
In which case, yes it it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
+itkats

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
hahahahahahahaaaa!
Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Needs MOAR Oreos input.....
well not Swipes stomach
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Auto correct innit,
You dobber.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Does you also have auto correct issues with CBEESE?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)
No, that's me being fat fingered.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)
One step removed from a Geordie. ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Step up though, eh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Granted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Best of all the meats

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
hahaah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Alt:alt: It was tied to the elephants foot?
I need to go to this place again since they have moved
www.anniesburgershack.com/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Place we go is a greasy spoon on the way back. Lovely grub, not that plastic American crap.
Annie's sounds ok.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Smooth Criminals

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
*officechuckle*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Strikethrough the a in jazz replace with i
for this whole thread
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)
+ in my mums face at next to mo cost

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
mo cost mo problem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)
MO-BOTS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Mo Mowlam

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I was talking to her nephew this morning.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I quite liked Mo
She was cool
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)
She went a bit crazy with the haircuts later on in her career though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)
^ Monty ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Friday procrastination. According to this I use my brain equally.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/is-the-right-or-left-side-of-your-brain-more-dominant-take-this-quiz-to-find-out-9159560.html
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
0% left, 0% right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)
POW!
Its a rather nice day here OOP NORTH
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Nice here too.
I think we swerved Winter while it was over America.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
rubbish on here today mind and work is a bit dead too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)
It was OK this morning
Work has gone tits though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)
LUNCH TIME

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Yes, it was only OK this morning, but I am here now and it's GREAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Would you be a dear and start a new thread then?
There's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)
+ and have it incorporate some jazz influences

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
+ DAB radio CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Although, to be fair, that was what kicked it all off

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
see method in the madness

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)
yes you do

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)
FROGS DUN DID A NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)
TROO STORY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

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