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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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AB suggested I have a weekly surgery, as I' bored with real life sturr, let's make this a regular one, surgery is now open, and will be every Tuesday morning.
Right, pop your pants down please.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:23, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
What time will the doctor be here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)
london water makes my hair and nails unacceptably dry, thus necessitating a fortune on hair care and manicures
is there any supplement or food (apart from avocado which SUCKS) that one could take, or is one forced to consider the ludicrous extent of fitting a water softener?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
VOGUE agrees with me
forums.vogue.com.au/showthread.php?t=73425v
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
water softeners aren't expensive, just get one fitted and shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Drop in the ocean compared to the £1000+ pcm on fucking porters to take her bins out or whatever the fuck it is

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
that bit isn't optional
it comes with the flat.

well, you can make an application to the LVT but blah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
LVT?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
One of the best times to 'consider the ludicrous extent of fitting a water softener?' is when you are having a new kitchen fitted.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Still bathing in the sink then?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)
He is a tiny wee frog

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Well it's that or a tin bath, and I'm not a Northerner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Ignore this unsympathetic lot
Let me sell you a load of expensive supplements to help with this obviously distressing condition.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I have a pain in my left knee on the outside, just inbetween two knobs of bone
ppffffft knobs

It doesn't hurt at all until I kneel down, when it feels like its on fucking fire.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
You have knee cancer. The only solution is to have your face amputated.
You don't need a doctor for that, sporters, it's common knowledge. Stop sticking your head in the sand and get your face cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Loling boss.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
It's called 'getting old'
You may have exacerbated this condition with all the running you've done
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)
But it doesnt hurt at all when I run or walk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Not yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
4 miles last night says that bit is OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Seriously, all this running is fucking your knee joints.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
the peroxide from your bent hair has leached into your blood stream and poisoned your knee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This may be true
Except it hasnt been bleached for about 7 years
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
There is an absolute and undeniable oaf on 'The Internet' who pretends to be a GP. He clearly isn't. as he is thick as pigshit and not Indian. How can I persuade him to boil his own head?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Have you seen one that looks like this before?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
It hurts when I do this.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Dont do that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
You're no fun any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I never was
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
my facial hair is copper, but I'm a brunette
Is this normal?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
No.
Kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
its gingivitis

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I get ginger bits in my beard and I'm a dirty blonde
allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I've been taking half a tab of blue
to avoid pissing on my shoes. Is there a non chemical solution to this problem?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Aim higher

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I can't do that pre-cum thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Which is just as well, I would have considered it embarrassing enough that your penis is located quite centrally on your forehead with out the extra shame of dripping great globules of bent spastic DNA all over your own face.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
that's why I head butt your mum in the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
She always said you gave good head, although that isn't what I had in mind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
BOAT
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
seems this doctor cunt is another one who starts threads & then fucks off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Do a new one asking what we're doing, include a news link, add some gay agenda propaganda and some euro-pop teenage nonsense please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Who else does that?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Swipe for one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Sorry, bit of an emergency there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
No biscuits left in the tin?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Someone fitted.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Oooh nice. Full kitchen set or a new fireplace?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Dunno why, ambulance is here

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Isn't that your job?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Get them to hospital.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I bet someone having a fit is something to do with it, just you wait and see.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Well it puts me in a great frame of mind that if I ever fit at my G.P
I can rest assured that he is in the middle of making a cuppa and will call an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
All the while posting on a puerile digital arts website.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
All over.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Well, the same as before the incident, I don't really care.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
you've killed him haven't you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Number 5 for the week
trying to beat his record of 20 fatalities
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

ali
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a digital arts website?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
No, it's a different one he goes on where he's popular and funny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)
+ fictitious

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Are you in Iceland?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
clear up in aisle 4, we have a "turkey Twizzler"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
When I insert a cactus into my urethra I get an odd tingling sensation?
Is this normal or should I use a larger cactus?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Stick it in your stoma instead, should help.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I tried
It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Seems that I'm having to deal with a right irritating arsehole again
Morning Monty!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Wipe more

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Hi everyone!! Hi MB/RB/YMCA
Apart from my plastic screw on ears I'm ok health wise, but thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Shiloh Pitt.
It's all I'm saying.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

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