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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what was the last text you sent?
mine: "modern pantry booked for 8pm, see you there xxx"

she'll be late. she's always fucking late.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
"I'm going to spend all weekend making fetch happen"
Pink points for whoever gets this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)
you misspelled felch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
That's quite amusing
But no pink points for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
were you training Sporters gay dog

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Mean Girls. Duh.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)
You really are doing our people's stereotype no favours

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
i'm annoying frog by texting him hymns with COCK inserted in hilarious places
i don't think he finds it as funny as i do
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
What exactly is the funniest part of your body into which a cock can be inserted?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Nostril

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
You have tried this havent you
There is no end to what YOU LOT will try
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Well, it's not to be sniffed at.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Navel

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)
A baby's fontanelle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Stigmata holes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
i'll probably get into trouble if i answer this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Stoma.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
flesh tunnel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Did you send it to yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
zing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
"A selfish selfie! Is there any other kind? x"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)
'I bet'
to my brother, who had assured me that he works hard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Nah. Train. 10.27 on Saturday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Are you bringing famed internet sensation Richard McBeef with you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I don't think so. He has childcare issues.
Battered asked where I was staying and whether I was driving.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

childcare
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)
For god's sake, don't bring him.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Hey, I am coming down on my own earlier than everyone else.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)
What time? I've got nothing on in the morning, doing-stuff-wise,
so I can meet you at the hotel whenever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
AW YEEEAHHH
You're supposed to get drunk and then hook up, not the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I can't get drunk, I'm going to have the car.
I realised that both the previous Jeffstocks were a pitiful waste of a free pass to get drunk, as I drink like a girl, so I'm just going to stay sober and drive myself home.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
So there's what, six of you going and only five are going to be drinking
at least three of them will be on the Columbian and you're going to be sitting there watching them.

Sounds great, beff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Nah, it'll be right.
You can have a good time without being off your face, innit. And if it gets boring, I can always talk about shoes and make up with swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
At least you're local-ish.
Have you got a baby-sitter for the husband all sorted out, or will you be back in time to change his nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
there are nice people going, it'll be fab
i don't see how anything could be boring with rakky there, she's hilarious that one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
there's 10 of us going, i think, unless monty manages a last minute pass and makes it 11
so if you change your mind there'll be somewhere to crash
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Crash may not be the best word in the aforementioned circumstance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
12.30 I think. I'll be in the hotel by 12.45.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Bar at 12:46

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Pissing in the corner by 13:00

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Fingered in the car park by 13:06

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Craig Davids later work suffered

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
What are you on about man? This is a massive improvement on his earlier work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Fair point well made

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Goes without saying.
You're down at about 3.30?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I think so, train leaves at half one i think so however long that takes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
we'll meet you in the hotel unless you've found somewhere else to be, in which case we'll catch you up
rakky assured me jeff was organising it, but nada on the organisational front... typical bloke...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Just more proof that he's a total bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH R END STRIKETHROUGH!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

bende? is that french for bender?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I have no intention of attending. The idea of being in the same county, let alone city, as you has put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)
"Breakfast" in 'Spoons first?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Obv. Then I can eat again Sunday night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Eating is cheating, innit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
ok

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)
"Well that's just fucking bizarre"
Was chatting to the missus about the Dr Christian show that was on last night, she was telling me about some of the gay conversion techniques used/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)
4pm. She is fine to stay for tea so any time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

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