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Patronising, or just plain silly?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26658742
But enough of frog.
Alt, I've been asked to swap work days last minute, and now have an unexpected day free. Suggestions for something nice to do please, not YM.
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patronisingAlt: perhaps go for a nice walk, maybe go and see a play or visit an art gallery.
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Gallery is an idea actually, something semi cultured. We do a lot of walking anyway.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 7:57, Reply)
You're up on financial matters, what are your views on this?www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26645108
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Headphones too. When frog arrives, I'll ask him about trains and socks.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)
I have grey socks with thin orange stripes today(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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Plus a nice subtle polka dot tie and my tie barI look dead sexeh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:28,
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You know, that hipperty hop stuff that black chaps sing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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haha!I just typed a massive, technical response about ISA conversion and using tax relief to get 20% of your pension as free cash, but then my connection went down.
Lucky you.
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I think I speak for everyone herewhen I say thank the fucking lord
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I'm asking you to jump in front of a train(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:38,
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Which floor do you work on?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:44,
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High enoughCan you jump out please?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:47,
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but then who would do the 'alright' threads?This place would die on its arse if I stopped posting.
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more likely is that grace will die in your arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:11,
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This is a good idea.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:04,
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If it was the other way round and tax on bingo had been increased everyone would be up in arms about taxing old peopleIn other words, people will view the budget dependent on their general political view regardless of what's in it.
Go to the seaside and throw stones at the ocean in an outpouring of impotent rage at the 1p rise on the cost of a beer.
In other news my train is rammed so standing all the way and I drank a bottle of Malbec last night so feel a little queasy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:25,
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Alright b3th, give bonz his log in back(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:04,
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I've just used the online calculator and I'll be about £1.30/week better off! Woo yay houpla etc.Alt: If you can, go to the sea. Wander, eat fish and chips and have an ice cream.
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It's because you are well old(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:32,
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Kill yourself.It would be nice for the rest of us.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:32,
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What worries me is what darker secret in the budget is being glossed over while we all roll our eyes at 'typical Tories' sneering at the lower classes.But it does seem to be rather blatant posturing to attract those weird working class old people who like to vote Tory, but might switch to UKIP.
Alt: Fuck a horse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:34,
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massive tax windfall from the irresponsible pension changesTo subsidise tax cuts somewhere else.
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Oh piss, the heel of my shoe is coming off...Shoe heel woes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:35,
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You can't rock up to a client's looking like that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:45,
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Alt, I might do some gardening stuff, it's a bit rough at the moment. I'm sure the dog'll help.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Very patronisingBut I prefer this story, absolutely mental.
Alt: If the weather is alright, book in the park?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:47,
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Those kooky scots! What are they like eh?!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:48,
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alright, gotta go, I'm writing my firm's response to the budget changes and the financial planning opportunities therein.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)
"Play bingo...put your winnings in the Post Office"QED
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:02,
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^ Not an accountant(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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Spend the day in the pub and the bookies.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:01,
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I've not been to the bookies for a while, just do it online now. Actually might have a sneaky hour there.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)
I have never been in a bookies MORE INTERESTING TRUE FACTS AS THEY APPEAR
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There were people on the bridge with signs and placards saying, "you're amazing", "Smile!" "feel the love"then they cheered people as they walked past.
I wanted to tip the wakki pricks into the thames.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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Is it because as you walked past they turned the sign aroundand it said:
Kiddie cunt toucher
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students I'll betI'll be honest they've ruined my day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:17,
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No one that you can see anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:28,
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Have you checked that your webcam hasn't been remotely accessed?Any strange background clicks when you use the 'phone? Computer running just a tad slower?
It's probably nothing.
Probably.
Still got your house keys?
Sure?
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Me?A bit of both
Morning all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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doffs hatTruth be told, I feel rather good today. I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:51,
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i have a red wine hangoverand I did a shit like crude oil and dog food this momrning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52,
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I wonder if bowel cancer would cure Gonz's wonky guts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54,
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I am certain that if he died of bowel cancer his guts would cease to trouble him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56,
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Excellent poo imageryMine was like a box of shoes falling out of the loft
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:56,
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' I slept for 9 hours last night and had a nice bottle of merlot'In that order? I like Merlot as much as the next man, but a whole bottle for breakfast? That shows dedication.
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aaaalreet?Have you decided what to do yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:52,
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I think he's decided to go with: post on the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:54,
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Sounds goodMy beetroots are growing!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57,
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Come Dine with me was in middlesborough last night, that's round your way isn't it?it was...an education
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57,
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Middlesbrough is the arsehole of the NE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58,
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One of my colleagues was on 'Come dine with me' when it was set in CoventryTrufax.
He came 3rd
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One of my mates was on the newcastle one.He got pissed and passed out, leaving the guests to show themselves out.
*proudface*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:08,
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We have been through this beforeThere are many places worse, Seaham for starters
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Seaham is excellentI went there to see a mates band and had to push past the girl with one eye to get to the bar. There was later a massive bar fight with people actually being thrown out of the door
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:04,
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I would propose Barrow-in-FurnessIt's like a boil on Kate Beckinsale's bottom. Ugly in itself but surrounded by loveliness.
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We are talking about the NE GOD SOME PEOPLE CANT GRASP A SIMPLE CONCEPT
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You are right about Barrow thoughSo I will forgive on this occasion,
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I was there last weekCrop-headed singlet-wearing tattooed Neanderthals knuckle-dragging through the streets, swigging from cans of 'spesh' slurring obscenities at each other between spitting and vomiting.
The men were even worse.
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^They save money on Christmas decorations what with all the red lights in the window.
Still, not much else to do in that concrete hell hole
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:07,
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Do they still do pasty tax?That's the prole Holy Grail right there.
What's the weather like?
Oh, why am I asking? You'll be on here all day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:57,
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Alright, treacle.Dead patronising, if they really wanted to help "normal" people, they'd cut tax on Kappa tracksuits and dog racing. Fucking entitled public school boy pricks. Cameron? More like CaMORON haha.
Oh man, I should start reading the red tops and listening to Dizzy Rascal, I'm that down with the man on the street.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:58,
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'Fucking entitled public school boy pricks'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:03,
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Fackin' snobby wanker, you should come dahn to Totters see how long you lastraaaaaah fackin' caaaaahnt.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:05,
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actually if they really wanted to help normal people they'd reduce VAT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:00,
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I'm fairly certain they're not interested in helping 'normal people'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:03,
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Nah mate, real sawt of the earf types just want a bit of fackin' lip service, innitThey're too fick to get money stuff. As long as they 'ave their fags and gold label, they're 'appy.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:03,
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OoofGold Label is fucking harsh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:05,
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You can't spell things correctly or the youth will ignore it(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:14,
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Because it's 'street, 'edgy' and shizzleOr, so I've been led to believe - can't see it myself. And another thing, why don't these chaps pull their damned trousers up, put their hats on the correct way and stop slouching.
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Am I the only one who thinks Dizzee Rascalshould stop spinning and behave himself?
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