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	 Ballbustin'
	Ballbustin'
 	I've just managed to fix something in work that has been properly busting my balls for a week.  Tell me of this weeks wins please
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:44,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 YM agreed to try arse to mouth without a wipe in between.
	YM agreed to try arse to mouth without a wipe in between. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 She has no sense of taste
	She has no sense of taste
 	Hence she fucked you
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 I aced that meeting on Tuesday afternoon with all the cunt lawyers.
	I aced that meeting on Tuesday afternoon with all the cunt lawyers.  
 	And I did a massive skidmark on one of McBeef's towels last night.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 Classy.
	Classy.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 hahaha!
	hahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 no such thing as a cunt lawyer
	no such thing as a cunt lawyer
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 What's going on later, Ginger Minger?
	What's going on later, Ginger Minger?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:09,
	
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	 yeah, what?
	yeah, what?
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:11,
	
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	 table booked for 7.30 at the pizza place near boyce's
	table booked for 7.30 at the pizza place near boyce's
 	beers and pizzas for all*. berk and himjim are coming along too.
*well, for all who haven't just called me a "ginger minger"
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 I don't want pizza.
	I don't want pizza.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:14,
	
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	 Red dog saloon or Needos.
	Red dog saloon or Needos.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:14,
	
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	 i don't mind needos, but we need to book
	i don't mind needos, but we need to book
 	i ent standing around in heels for hours at a time waiting for a table!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 id like steak please kthxbai
	id like steak please kthxbai
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:18,
	
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	 you'll get what you're given
	you'll get what you're given
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:21,
	
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	 give me a steak plz kthxbai
	give me a steak plz kthxbai
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:22,
	
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	 Ginger pubes stuck between his teeth?
	Ginger pubes stuck between his teeth?
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:22,
	
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	 it doesn't just do pizza
	it doesn't just do pizza
 	will any of this do, to stop me having to try and change the bookings?
www.stringraycafe.co.uk/#!daily-specials/c20ak
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:22,
	
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	 ill have the steak plz kthxbai
	ill have the steak plz kthxbai
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:23,
	
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	 you'll have a margharita
	you'll have a margharita
 	without cheese
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:30,
	
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	 Will you give him his balls back afterwards?
	Will you give him his balls back afterwards?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:30,
	
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	 i sold them
	i sold them
 	to YM, she needed new earrings
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:31,
	
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	 Like she needs more
	Like she needs more
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:31,
	
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	 scallops then steak, you can pay (-:
	scallops then steak, you can pay (-:
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 oh nice, a reek of fish to overlay the rotting animal carcass
	oh nice, a reek of fish to overlay the rotting animal carcass
 	lovely
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 At least you could blame someone else this time
	At least you could blame someone else this time
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 im not having fish, im having scallops
	im not having fish, im having scallops
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 ^Keeper right here folks^
	^Keeper right here folks^
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 sounds good to me.
	sounds good to me.
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 Im having some rather nice strawberries right now.
	Im having some rather nice strawberries right now.
 	Week has been rather mediocre.
Im off tomorrow though so we'll chalk that up to a win.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 More than five people "like"d my status on Facebook the other day.
	More than five people "like"d my status on Facebook the other day.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 PROPER WIN
	PROPER WIN
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 I assume it said
	I assume it said
 	I will kill myself if this gets enough likes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 achly it were a anti-bullying post so dats U sussed!!!!!! lol!!!!
	achly it were a anti-bullying post so dats U sussed!!!!!! lol!!!!
 	LOOSER!!!!!!!!
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:39,
	
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	 Oh man I feel bad now
	Oh man I feel bad now
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:43,
	
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	 I'm having beers tonight, tomorrow AND Saturday.
	I'm having beers tonight, tomorrow AND Saturday.
 	True story.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 Tonight and tomorrow for me, then I'm starting a new brew on Saturday
	Tonight and tomorrow for me, then I'm starting a new brew on Saturday
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 What you making?
	What you making?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 Sweet sweet luuuurve
	Sweet sweet luuuurve
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:16,
	
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	 Not sure yet, going to pick a kit on Saturday
	Not sure yet, going to pick a kit on Saturday
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:16,
	
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	 All the kits I've seen are around 4%
	All the kits I've seen are around 4%
 	Can you get stronger ones?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:27,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 If only Chompy was here to help you with these questions
	If only Chompy was here to help you with these questions
 	(also you can make any kit beer stronger by adding more sugar)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:33,
	
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	 How strong will most kit yeasts get your beer?
	How strong will most kit yeasts get your beer?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 the yeast should be able to take more than the recommended amount without dying
	the yeast should be able to take more than the recommended amount without dying 
 	under normal brewing circumstances
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:39,
	
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	 Is there not a danger that if you make it more alcoholic, that the subtle balance of flavours
	Is there not a danger that if you make it more alcoholic, that the subtle balance of flavours
 	intended by the kit will be lost?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 Oh yeah it could well taste like shit
	Oh yeah it could well taste like shit
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:34,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:34,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 Boat
	Boat
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 LOL
	LOL
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 BoAt
	BoAt
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 LoL
	LoL
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 Maybe
	Maybe
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 MayBOATe
	MayBOATe
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:38,
	
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	 bOaT
	bOaT
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 lOl
	lOl
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 I've got the address of the lad that attacked me
	I've got the address of the lad that attacked me
 	Due to his case handler accidentally showing me the back page of the case about him. I'm highly amused by this, although I don't intend on doing anything about it.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Give it to us so we can send him a thank you card or something...
	Give it to us so we can send him a thank you card or something...
 	(only joking xx)
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 It's ok the plane that crashed off the Canary Islands was just a BOAT LOL
	It's ok the plane that crashed off the Canary Islands was just a BOAT LOL
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:30,
	
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	 How is your mrs getting on with the two sprogs?
	How is your mrs getting on with the two sprogs?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:39,
	
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