Has everyone gone home?
Come on team! One more hour or so of work to go.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:37, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

20 minutes sporters, then pub, then smelly food!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Woop!
I'm stuck until 4:45 then weekend off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)

tbh i could do with not going out tonight but its gotta be done
going here www.gilgameshbar.com/
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)

While the cats away eh froggles
I don't think anyone here blames you its ok
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Is that Frank's place?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)

3.45 for me! 1 minute!

( Peej, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)

oooh you lucky devil

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Goats.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Ugh, today is fucking dragging

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

^This
In the worst possible way.
( Muns, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Why won't they just let us go to the pub?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Fuck knows.
My productivity would increase ten fold, although quality would suffer somewhat.
( Muns, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I'm not even working now, neither is my boss

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)

bye internet!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

^bent

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

I haven't even state work yet h,
Sad times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Oh man I hope i dont have to state work

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:25, Reply)

I meant to type started but my tears blurred the screen.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Would you like a pretend internet man hug?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)

Yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Me neither.
Evening shift on a Friday, innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I'm just on site now, will be here until midnight

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Hey at least you arent having to work night shifts
like when you were ohh... sorry as you were
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)

This is the first one,
And it's alright really, over time and an empty office to do. Should be 3 hours work and 3 hours watching the telly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Many years ago I was an apprentice spark
used to do the night shifts on T2 and Manchester airport, our company was contract to ensure that diesel jennys were running and the festooned lights stayed on so the cheap paddy labour could do the proper work... It was a fucking great screw, double time to sit around watching telly, waiting for a call out to rerig.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)

We're doing emergency lights, so once they're up, which will take an hour,
Got to do a full duration test on the battery, which means switch em off and see if they last 3 hours. So just wandering around a building looking at lights.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)

residential?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)

*something about Richard & Linda Thompson*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)

butterkist butterkist butterkist ra ra ra
butterkist butterkist butterkist ra ra ra
butterkist butterkist butterkist ra ra ra
butterkist....ra ra ra
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)

*whispers*
"and as we watch from our sheltered location we can just make out the cry of the infamous internet nonce"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)

ca-CAW ca-CAW
*nonces*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Blimey it aint half gone quiet today
I have even had to do some work, I don't really like that as a concept.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)

If it's any comfort to you, I'm in the pub

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Thank the lord

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Screw you guys I'm going home
(Or rather - to the pub).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I woke up at 2pm
fortunately I had taken the precaution of alerting my boss that I would be "working from home" this morning. Actually turned up at the office at 3:30 as I had a meeting and was praised for my work ethic.

I fear I am turning into Stunned.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Im in the pub! !
I also just got on the wrong bus. Thank God for google maps. 3 years in Manc and I can still get lost.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:39, Reply)

I just had a pint

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)

well done.
I'm actually having a whiskey. Bells though so no big whoop
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)

eew bells is shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)

True. would have had Jamesons but its not 'double up for a quid'
Hashtag prole
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Irish whiskey is much better than that Scottish muck

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:59, Reply)

haha yeah all whiskey tastes the same haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 18:07, Reply)

It's the e additives.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 18:57, Reply)

I love a good e additive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:06, Reply)

Jamesons is shit as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:09, Reply)

Your dad is called James?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Your dad is James? All of them?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:59, Reply)

*sits down*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Your're a star

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Well I keep Getting Away With It

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

I've done a new one.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Still?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Bottle of Newky Brown.
Fucking lush.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:39, Reply)

you really do have no taste whatsoever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:40, Reply)

yak.
And that's coming from a Geordie who used to drink it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:52, Reply)

he's thick, crass and thinks everyone else shares the same lexical deficiencies that he does
Newky Brown is probably a 'craft beer' to him.

Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Awful stuff
I'll drink anything - bleach if it's flavoured - but I won't touch Newcastle Brown. It's like Baileys with bubbles in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)

my favourite whisky is Glenfiddich

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I'm having a night in to recover from a visit to Slough.
Steak, baked spud, steamed spinach, garlic mushrooms, blue cheese sauce (or pepper - can't decide).

This will be followed by an early night; need energy for having micro for the weekend from tomorrow morning.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)

No one gives a shit about your lonely divorcee life style.
Nah, not really. How's it going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)

All good ta. Yourself? Started making wedding plans yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Nope.
Will get on it soon mind.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Sooner you book stuff the cheaper it is & the less stressful it becomes.
Apparently. I married someone with a father with a serious class issue who thought throwing money at things was the right way to go. So I know shit, but the theory makes sense to me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)

Just go abroad book a package deal with wedding thrown in
They do all the work you just turn up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Abroad is always a good place to go
They do funny food over there though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)

pretty sure swipe could write a sitcom based on this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Which would be obviously amazing and so much more of a global success than shite like 'Friends'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Friends is fucking drivel
As is Big Bang Theory.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)

And you think anything written by that fat ginger mess wouldn't be?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)

the vacuousness of her written output would be the equal to the dead eyed vapidity of her cetaceous day to day existence

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

I think you're being unfair on other sea mammals.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)

her theme tune is 'I am the walrus'
The Oasis version.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)

you'fd

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)

^this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:59, Reply)