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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Has everyone gone home?
Come on team! One more hour or so of work to go.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:37, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Come on team! One more hour or so of work to go.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:37, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
tbh i could do with not going out tonight but its gotta be done
going here www.gilgameshbar.com/
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
going here www.gilgameshbar.com/
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
While the cats away eh froggles
I don't think anyone here blames you its ok
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I don't think anyone here blames you its ok
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Fuck knows.
My productivity would increase ten fold, although quality would suffer somewhat.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
My productivity would increase ten fold, although quality would suffer somewhat.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Hey at least you arent having to work night shifts
like when you were ohh... sorry as you were
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
like when you were ohh... sorry as you were
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is the first one,
And it's alright really, over time and an empty office to do. Should be 3 hours work and 3 hours watching the telly.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)
And it's alright really, over time and an empty office to do. Should be 3 hours work and 3 hours watching the telly.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Many years ago I was an apprentice spark
used to do the night shifts on T2 and Manchester airport, our company was contract to ensure that diesel jennys were running and the festooned lights stayed on so the cheap paddy labour could do the proper work... It was a fucking great screw, double time to sit around watching telly, waiting for a call out to rerig.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
used to do the night shifts on T2 and Manchester airport, our company was contract to ensure that diesel jennys were running and the festooned lights stayed on so the cheap paddy labour could do the proper work... It was a fucking great screw, double time to sit around watching telly, waiting for a call out to rerig.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
We're doing emergency lights, so once they're up, which will take an hour,
Got to do a full duration test on the battery, which means switch em off and see if they last 3 hours. So just wandering around a building looking at lights.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Got to do a full duration test on the battery, which means switch em off and see if they last 3 hours. So just wandering around a building looking at lights.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
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butterkist butterkist butterkist ra ra ra
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butterkist....ra ra ra
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)
butterkist butterkist butterkist ra ra ra
butterkist butterkist butterkist ra ra ra
butterkist....ra ra ra
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:31, Reply)
*whispers*
"and as we watch from our sheltered location we can just make out the cry of the infamous internet nonce"
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)
"and as we watch from our sheltered location we can just make out the cry of the infamous internet nonce"
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Blimey it aint half gone quiet today
I have even had to do some work, I don't really like that as a concept.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I have even had to do some work, I don't really like that as a concept.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I woke up at 2pm
fortunately I had taken the precaution of alerting my boss that I would be "working from home" this morning. Actually turned up at the office at 3:30 as I had a meeting and was praised for my work ethic.
I fear I am turning into Stunned.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
fortunately I had taken the precaution of alerting my boss that I would be "working from home" this morning. Actually turned up at the office at 3:30 as I had a meeting and was praised for my work ethic.
I fear I am turning into Stunned.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Im in the pub! !
I also just got on the wrong bus. Thank God for google maps. 3 years in Manc and I can still get lost.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I also just got on the wrong bus. Thank God for google maps. 3 years in Manc and I can still get lost.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:39, Reply)
well done.
I'm actually having a whiskey. Bells though so no big whoop
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I'm actually having a whiskey. Bells though so no big whoop
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)
True. would have had Jamesons but its not 'double up for a quid'
Hashtag prole
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Hashtag prole
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
he's thick, crass and thinks everyone else shares the same lexical deficiencies that he does
Newky Brown is probably a 'craft beer' to him.
Alright.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Newky Brown is probably a 'craft beer' to him.
Alright.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Awful stuff
I'll drink anything - bleach if it's flavoured - but I won't touch Newcastle Brown. It's like Baileys with bubbles in.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)
I'll drink anything - bleach if it's flavoured - but I won't touch Newcastle Brown. It's like Baileys with bubbles in.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)
I'm having a night in to recover from a visit to Slough.
Steak, baked spud, steamed spinach, garlic mushrooms, blue cheese sauce (or pepper - can't decide).
This will be followed by an early night; need energy for having micro for the weekend from tomorrow morning.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Steak, baked spud, steamed spinach, garlic mushrooms, blue cheese sauce (or pepper - can't decide).
This will be followed by an early night; need energy for having micro for the weekend from tomorrow morning.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)
No one gives a shit about your lonely divorcee life style.
Nah, not really. How's it going?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Nah, not really. How's it going?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Sooner you book stuff the cheaper it is & the less stressful it becomes.
Apparently. I married someone with a father with a serious class issue who thought throwing money at things was the right way to go. So I know shit, but the theory makes sense to me.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Apparently. I married someone with a father with a serious class issue who thought throwing money at things was the right way to go. So I know shit, but the theory makes sense to me.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Just go abroad book a package deal with wedding thrown in
They do all the work you just turn up
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)
They do all the work you just turn up
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Abroad is always a good place to go
They do funny food over there though.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)
They do funny food over there though.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)
Which would be obviously amazing and so much more of a global success than shite like 'Friends'.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)
And you think anything written by that fat ginger mess wouldn't be?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
the vacuousness of her written output would be the equal to the dead eyed vapidity of her cetaceous day to day existence
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)
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