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What fucking stupid things do you do that you know are really bad for you?
ALT:
ima call lunch tales
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:15,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Ym?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:18,
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Apart from all the usual stuff, I work too much.
Alt: coffee today!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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I've knocked working too much on the head
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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I would like to.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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Define too much.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:39,
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Too many hours, too much travelling, giving too much of a shit about someone else's business.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:40,
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I used to have that.
Minus the travelling, its an easy cycle to get in to once you start though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:43,
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Not enough hours in the day to do the things I want and need to do as well, it's a chore and it's boring. Bloobloo.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:46,
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Turn to drink, it won't be your fault.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:50,
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diet coke
not sleeping more than 5-6 hours a night
alt: going to get a salad shortly. might have a cheeky falafel on top.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:25,
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I'm fucking starving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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i got
houmous/chickpeas, carrot, onion, lettuce, cucumber, tabouleh and spinach, topped with crunchy hot falafels, tahini sauce and chilli sauce.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:11,
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Bin the cucumber and I'm in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:11,
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i made her fish out the evil tomatoes
EVIL
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:17,
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My carrots are growing
This is not a euphamism
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:20,
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how can it not be?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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For you baby, it can be!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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i hope the petit pois are ready too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:29,
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Just started growing
My parsnip is magnificent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:31,
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I do like red meat, particularly bacon. Lovely, lovely bacon.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:28,
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Bacon cures cancer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:29,
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Salt and pepper ribs from the Chinese is like oriental bacon.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:30,
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Ribs are brilliant.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:31,
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I had salt and pep ribs on Saturday they were fucking great
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:53,
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I'd had salt and pepper chicken before, but the ribs were a revelation
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:56,
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My local Chinese also does salt and pepper chips
They are FUCKING NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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^^^this
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:31,
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I think bacon is one of my favourites
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:39,
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Tangle's missus.
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Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:31,
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Alt: Super Vegetable Soup
quite tasty and 240 calories, which I suspect may be some kind of clever accounting as it was quite filling.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:38,
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Chicken and stuffing sammich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:56,
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No. I'm pretty certain it was soup
Chicken sandwiches aren't usually quite so runny, and in my experience they often have chicken in.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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You certainly know your cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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I drink an awful lot more than is healthy,
Smoke a bit of weed, don't do nearly enough exercise and I Doss off work to chat to you lot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:38,
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but we're SO worth it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:47,
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where are my books, amazon, you cunt?
this is one reason why internet shopping SUCKS. no instant gratification.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:48,
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Amazon have sent me a bottle of whisky so can do no wrong in my book
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:20,
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i just got the email from the post room saying there is a package for you
so i went down there.
no books. no fucking books. but on the plus side......
MOTHERFUCKING FLOWERS, BABY! HELL YES!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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Awww
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:35,
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"wouldn't they be better in a vase?"
/oldjokes
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:38,
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actually, they came with their own vase!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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Smoking.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:50,
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Do you smoke much?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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Nothing really
Assuming you ignore the drinking smoking and MDs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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Marketing Directors? I was marketing director for drinking and smoking in 2007/8
I would never have allowed you to answer 'nothing really'.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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Soz froggles
What should I have said.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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I dunno mate, that was 6 years ago, times have changed and I work in a different business sector now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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When I was marketing director of a different business sector back in 2006
I would have been able to provide assistance
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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I was marketing director for marketing directors in 2007/8
I would never have allowed you to be a marketing director.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:00,
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I was in charge of 2007/8
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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Yeah, you hired me, stupid.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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Ooooooh yeah
So I did
*points*
You're fired
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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Thank you for the opportunity, Lord Sugar
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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Cycling.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:13,
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Driving a car
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:38,
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Donkey up on blocks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:43,
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Are you implying that he has committed acts of bestiality?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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Not this week, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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That's what theyHEE HAWl say.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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Isn't the 'joke' "Eeyore, eeyore, 'e always says that"?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:00,
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Yes it is, and stop playing with your ass.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:02,
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I do know what overwork is.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:46,
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Too much food of the wrong type
Excessive drinking.
Alt: steak
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:08,
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Steak lunch?
Excellent work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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Expenses FTW
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:37,
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*high fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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Customer had salad!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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EPIC FOOL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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Sticking my cock in the bacon slicer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:11,
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What did he say?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:20,
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I'm entertained by the Turkish Prime Minister losing his voice mid-speech
and sounding like Donald and Davey Stott
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:20,
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what are you watching??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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The Turkish Prime Minister losing his voice mid-speech
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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yes but.... WHY were you looking for a bit of turkish delight?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:42,
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We were talking about Vic Reeves
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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i am confuse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:55,
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Vic Reeves is a comedian.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:08,
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^ not helping ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:13,
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Vic Reeves is a man who does things to make other people laugh. This is known as comedy.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:16,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:19,
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snooker
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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screws back for yellow green brown blue pink and black
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:06,
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nuts are we
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Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:08,
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*chazzes*
*daves*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:09,
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*dead wifes*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:11,
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*sizes up difficult brown*
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:21,
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