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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Shagging YM / Shagging YM bareback
Real answer: Dumping an ex / Not doing it much sooner
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Real answer: Dumping an ex / Not doing it much sooner
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
if he follows your link, soon we might be saying that about dozer
*dreams*
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
*dreams*
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Coming on ere.
I was last on the last QOTW though. I will mark this down to an achievement.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I was last on the last QOTW though. I will mark this down to an achievement.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I've just pulled the trigger on tickets to see goldie and his Orchestra do timeless.
I consider this a good decision.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I consider this a good decision.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I'm only going to the Goldie thing.
Unkle was tempting as well though.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Unkle was tempting as well though.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
best: wholegrain brown rice burrito for lunch
worst: their decision to stop putting mushrooms in there
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
worst: their decision to stop putting mushrooms in there
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
in their burritos
they were so tasty. now they are fucking good, but not quite as tasty.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
they were so tasty. now they are fucking good, but not quite as tasty.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Best decision was getting curly fries even though it said crinkle cut on the shopping list.
Worst decision was forgetting to set the timer and falling asleep, ruining the curry fries.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Worst decision was forgetting to set the timer and falling asleep, ruining the curry fries.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I'm still hurting, it happened last night and I couldn't sleep properly after.
Also, I've just remembered it's my dad's birthday. Quick, last minute present ideas.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Also, I've just remembered it's my dad's birthday. Quick, last minute present ideas.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Falling asleep... curry fries....
Sounds like you were in a korma.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Sounds like you were in a korma.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)
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( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)
/^\/^\
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( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I was Doctor Frog first, then variations on the Frog theme, Rory stole Doctor Frog and still has it, as well as Frog !(Note the space)
I AM NOW MEATSNAKE AND AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I AM NOW MEATSNAKE AND AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
your unintentionally squashed leopard was one of the funniest things i've seen for a while on here
who was it said, has it run into a wall?
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
who was it said, has it run into a wall?
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
It was intentional. we were making fun of my inability to do ascii.
twas a giggle though.
happens on here sometimes
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
twas a giggle though.
happens on here sometimes
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
you missed dozer being properly lol yesterday
he's like a leetle lap dog
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
he's like a leetle lap dog
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
YOU FARTED ON HER TITS AND OOZED MCBEEF DRIPPING ALL OVER THEM AFTER AN AFTERNOON WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
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( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I think you'll find MEATSNAKE is inedible....
...oh, you meant...yeah, sorry
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
...oh, you meant...yeah, sorry
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Mini, tiny has yet to master the skill of farting on demand like her big sister
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
see, that'll teach you to pay all your attention to the baby
i hope it smells like dead stilton
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
i hope it smells like dead stilton
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
In other news I have survived another trip to Slough today.
What have I missed here? Nothing I expect.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)
What have I missed here? Nothing I expect.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I heard he stood watching for a good five minutes and then tutted when nobody lifted a finger to help.
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I believe in this instance
the word "saw" is a cunning disguise for the word "assisted"
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
the word "saw" is a cunning disguise for the word "assisted"
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Soft as shite 14 year old public school boy takes on gang of muggers
I can see how well that would have gone, tbh it all happened pretty quickly, I did help the lady call the police etc
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I can see how well that would have gone, tbh it all happened pretty quickly, I did help the lady call the police etc
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Ah come on, your height and commanding posh accent would have sent them scurrying away
( , Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
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