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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, this is "shit"
Power hour people.
When was the last time you showed true stamina.
Besides when climbing MM or reading MT
alt. If you were to be a new political leader, what would your promises be?
altalt. Mila Kunis or Charlize Theron
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:16, 200 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Power hour people.
When was the last time you showed true stamina.
Besides when climbing MM or reading MT
alt. If you were to be a new political leader, what would your promises be?
altalt. Mila Kunis or Charlize Theron
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:16, 200 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Running the Great North Run
The 10th and 11th miles are a slow uphill climb. It is fucking hard work
Alt:
Friday afternoons off in the pub
AltAlt:
Charlize perleaze
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
The 10th and 11th miles are a slow uphill climb. It is fucking hard work
Alt:
Friday afternoons off in the pub
AltAlt:
Charlize perleaze
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Where is everyone Sporters?
I have an hour and a half left of work and a shit phone.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I have an hour and a half left of work and a shit phone.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I'm in your mum, only my feet are sticking out and I'm typing out this messgae with my toes
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Probably when dry stone walling for 4 hours everything seemed to get heavier as the time went on.
Alt, Ban underwear bloody uncomfortable
altalt... Can I leave them to it and watch?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Alt, Ban underwear bloody uncomfortable
altalt... Can I leave them to it and watch?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
i frequently work very long hours
mila kunis. she may be the hottest woman on the planet.
the stupid bitch. although the girl in wolf was almost enough to put me on the turn last night, margot robbie her name is.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
mila kunis. she may be the hottest woman on the planet.
the stupid bitch. although the girl in wolf was almost enough to put me on the turn last night, margot robbie her name is.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
If you like that it's worth noting that Portia de Rossi is a bona-fide rugmuncher
more's the pity.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:00, Reply)
more's the pity.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I can't remember last time I showed stamina. That's pretty bad.
Last weekend was a bit of a chore.
alt. Free money for everyone! I mean what is it anyway but a load of numbers? I'd also reform the education system, teach about different cultures so they aren't as alien. Tougher retribution for criminals.
altalt. Mila. She's on my women I would list.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Last weekend was a bit of a chore.
alt. Free money for everyone! I mean what is it anyway but a load of numbers? I'd also reform the education system, teach about different cultures so they aren't as alien. Tougher retribution for criminals.
altalt. Mila. She's on my women I would list.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
SHAKALAKABOOMBOOM and BALTHAZAR KING in the sweepstake #justsayin #yolo #prayforjason
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
You won't be saying that when I buy you something (else) nice with my £400
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Why don't you fucking marry it then if you love it so much.
Horse fucking cunthole
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Horse fucking cunthole
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Go and make me a cup of tea jaasom
strong, milk, half a suagr
thNAKS
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
strong, milk, half a suagr
thNAKS
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
When I was up to the back wheels in YM
Real answer:every time most times I play football/basketball/cricket etc.
Alt: I'd order the culling of all vegetarians. We could then use them for food, and as they're organic I could charge a premium for them. Win-Win I think.
AltAlt: I'd prefer a RF sandwich between the pair of them, but if I was pushed into a choice, it would be MK.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Real answer:
Alt: I'd order the culling of all vegetarians. We could then use them for food, and as they're organic I could charge a premium for them. Win-Win I think.
AltAlt: I'd prefer a RF sandwich between the pair of them, but if I was pushed into a choice, it would be MK.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
That seems unlikely. He was a bit of a miserable bastard at the best of times.
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( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Right now
We don't normally have music on in the office but I've just come back in to someone playing A Now album or some shit from a year I obviously stopped listening to music of the day due to excessive shitness. It everyone starts fucking 'cutting loose' and dancing around like it's fucking 'Fame' then imma chib the cunt.
alt: free death for all and bring back ketchips
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
We don't normally have music on in the office but I've just come back in to someone playing A Now album or some shit from a year I obviously stopped listening to music of the day due to excessive shitness. It everyone starts fucking 'cutting loose' and dancing around like it's fucking 'Fame' then imma chib the cunt.
alt: free death for all and bring back ketchips
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
It's Plan B apparently
I've never had an opinion on him/them before but I hereby settle on 'fucking shit'
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I've never had an opinion on him/them before but I hereby settle on 'fucking shit'
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I found myself quite liking Chase and Status recently.
I've concluded that this makes me modern.
We are listening to Kisstory, which is reminding me that I'm not.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I've concluded that this makes me modern.
We are listening to Kisstory, which is reminding me that I'm not.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
noncey nu metal
Started out as reasonably good DnB producers then sold out.
Utter shit.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Started out as reasonably good DnB producers then sold out.
Utter shit.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:12, Reply)
IN an attempt to change the subject a bit
Everyone loves a good FACT:
I found out today that while tourists are not allowed up the clock tower (big ben) UK citizens can arrange to climb the stairs but have to do so through their MP.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Everyone loves a good FACT:
I found out today that while tourists are not allowed up the clock tower (big ben) UK citizens can arrange to climb the stairs but have to do so through their MP.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
do you know the actual name of the thing?
good pub quiz knowledge, that
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
good pub quiz knowledge, that
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
It was first called St Stephens Tower
then The Clock Tower (hence me using that name)
It is now called Elizabeth's Tower
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
then The Clock Tower (hence me using that name)
It is now called Elizabeth's Tower
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Also Big Ben isnt actually the name of the bell its a nickname
its called The Great Bell
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
its called The Great Bell
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
altalt Mila Kunis is fucking wonk-eyed and has a grating voice
so t'other one.
alt: Nationalise things that clearly need nationalising - transport, utilities, Royal mail.
I had a 7 hour drinking session the other weekend.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
so t'other one.
alt: Nationalise things that clearly need nationalising - transport, utilities, Royal mail.
I had a 7 hour drinking session the other weekend.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I dont think I have ever heard her voice
I don't know what she looks like, she is just one of those names that I see in the papers
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I don't know what she looks like, she is just one of those names that I see in the papers
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Psst thats a cartoon
But I get the voice now...
Also I have given you answers to your big ben tower question I would like to be graded please miss
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
But I get the voice now...
Also I have given you answers to your big ben tower question I would like to be graded please miss
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:29, Reply)
not googled
I remembered it from when it were renamed for the jubblies
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I remembered it from when it were renamed for the jubblies
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
*checks to see if I want to fuck men*
*nope I don't*
Of course I haven't fucking seen it,
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
*nope I don't*
Of course I haven't fucking seen it,
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
DO YOU ACTUALLY SEE ANYTHING
I BET NO,
therefore its a film for the likes of Nakers
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
I BET NO,
therefore its a film for the likes of Nakers
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Five eighteen hour days, with two hour drinking sessions in the break with three hours sleep.
After the last day, head four hours down the road to get home, shower, shave and off to the stupidly stuffy, hot, air conditioner free offices to slave away at the desk for another eight hours.
Rinse and repeat for eight straight weeks, lose three stone in the process.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
After the last day, head four hours down the road to get home, shower, shave and off to the stupidly stuffy, hot, air conditioner free offices to slave away at the desk for another eight hours.
Rinse and repeat for eight straight weeks, lose three stone in the process.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
To me, anal is like Christmas.
It's better to give than to receive.
/Board And it's always better when you have children.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
It's better to give than to receive.
/Board And it's always better when you have children.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?”
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
i had luch with an old lady once who kept banging on about her "pussy flap"
she menat cat flap
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
she menat cat flap
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Not everyday, not at all this week.
I have only had 1 beer this week and that was last night.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
I have only had 1 beer this week and that was last night.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Rose is excellent in the hot weather and especially at lunchtime
you pleb
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
you pleb
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
I get a liter of bells from my grand father in law every year for Christmas
i give away a litre of Bells every new year
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
i give away a litre of Bells every new year
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Out of the 2 I would rather drink Moray
and I think fiddy is at least twice the price, as its the uneducated malt.
(on a side note as I like to experiment coop single malt is ok, I think its a rebottled Dalmore)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
and I think fiddy is at least twice the price, as its the uneducated malt.
(on a side note as I like to experiment coop single malt is ok, I think its a rebottled Dalmore)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)
saw someone banging on about Glenlivet being the king of whiskies
any of them over 12 years old, apparently. Thoughts?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
any of them over 12 years old, apparently. Thoughts?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:53, Reply)
that's bollocks
Glenlivet is only mediocre.
Glenfarclas and an cnoc are better, to name just two.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Glenlivet is only mediocre.
Glenfarclas and an cnoc are better, to name just two.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
you have no idea about what i have any ideas about, since you've never met me
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)
i'm off out now
with real friends. do enjoy your virtual bumming, friendless xx
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)
with real friends. do enjoy your virtual bumming, friendless xx
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Oh man its like his flappy wrists have affected his ability to see
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
The only batting he gets is round the head.
...
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with my MEATSNAKE
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
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with my MEATSNAKE
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
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