was it vegetarian? yes?
then is was shit.

HTH
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:12, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I made a lamb vindaloo on Saturday night. It was lush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

That sounds like a proper curry

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)

It's the vindaloo part that makes it "proper"
Two scotch bonnets minimum or GTFO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

No its the death and suffering of an animal that makes it proper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)

By reverse-engineering your logic
I assume that your personality, face and mum are also vegetarian
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

His mum *definitely* eats 'meat'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I bet she insists on a Quorn-flavoured condom

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Condom? No way, she likes is when I hose down her uterus like the firemen in the gaviscon advert.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I was about to accuse you of having a micropenis
But Naker's mum does moonlight as the Dartford tunnel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)

And I also do have a micropenis.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Ah so your name is ironic
Like The Neverending Story
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)

MEATSNAKE doesn't denote size though, it's mysterious innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Snakes are generally quite sizeable
Although they do come in a wide variety of sizes, I see what you're doing here, nice one

Also MEATTADPOLE just leaves no element of mystery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Well, my previous username was frog, sooo.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)

I used my psychic powers to deduce this about you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not sure if its still eating if you refuse to swallow.
"Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa" didn't go down half as well as she did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Essentially curried cauliflower.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Bitch please
I have standards. When you give up flesh you don't start with the crappest vegetables. I mean when you decided on a life of sodomy you didn't immediately seduce Alan Carr did you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)

cauliflower is a bit lame
although i saw a recipe at the weekend for a roasted cauliflower salad that looked ok
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

where are you buying gold shiny cauliflower?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

harrods food hall
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-514799/The-orange-purple-green-cauliflowers-scientists-claim-healthier-you.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Would you be surpised to learn that I...
...like cauliflower?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:53, Reply)

no
you like all the shit vegetables
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

CORRECT!!!! \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)

No. No I did not.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

No, I bet you went full Barrowman
and who could blame you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Vegetarian indian food?
Wow, what a world.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Bet they wish they'd thought of it themselves

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)