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Good morning. Did you have a good zombie jew memorial weekend?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 8:21,
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it's as harmless a little hobby as your "dj-ing" sweetheart and nobody takes the piss out of the least popular and socially successful man any of us have ever known thinking he can entertain people, do we?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 8:56,
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i don't think you understand the intense literary allusions in my MC'ingit's not that i'm a boring, tedious and pretentious twat. it's that nobody else gets it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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perhaps you shouldthe only time people might like to see you would be when you catch your ludicrous face furniture on the microphone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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LIME AND CHILLI CHICKEN!b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1750209
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:22,
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you left yourself logged in as Tim and posted that you were cooking lime and honey chilli chicken.Then you deleted when you realised your schoolboy error.
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Not me. I have said before I am not Tim. My second account is this one:b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=93367
I also haven't cooked that for a while.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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tenner says you're thinking of cooking it now, though(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:32,
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You're simply not worth the effort.It's Rory after his last account got banned.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:35,
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I think Sob Carehome may be genuine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:49,
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I had to look that up. Never heard of it before. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:56,
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Its someones sock. If you look back it whoever it is suggest that people ignore Misery McUglywifeBut I don't think carehome is capable of not going full bertdown after 5 posts.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:08,
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You wouldn't understand. It's technical. You think laptops need to drink coffee to go faster.(
Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:48,
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I'm very pleased with my new Asus laptop. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:49,
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Ha ha.It came with fucking loads of bloatware on it which thankfully didn't take long to remove.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:54,
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First rule of new laptop.Wipe hard drive and start again. Its quicker than removing the bloatware.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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<3 Macbooks(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:32,
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Macbooks come with iTunesThe worst bloatware to have ever been written.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:35,
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McAfee took up loads. First thing I removed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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McAfee, the virus scanner despised and disowned by its own creator.(
Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:38,
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I'm using Avast based on recommendations from here. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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I don't use oneI just wipe my machine every three months and avoid grot sites.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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Nah', works perfectly on OSXI reckon the only bloatware is Quicktime.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:52,
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Yeh, works perfectly and is about 10-20 times bigger than it needs to beBloatware. 325mb on my Mac and I never use it. What for, its file transfer software.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:59,
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325mb isn't bloatware on a modern machine though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:06,
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You can make all the excuses you wantif a program can do exactly they same job and look the same at a tenth of the size then its bloatware. Its piss poor programming.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:08,
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Obvious strikethrough is obvious and expected. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:54,
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Morning allIt is I, le cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:07,
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\o/17 days off and back in today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:09,
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stupidly busy.Am procrastinating study. Have insane amount of study to do. Not helping myself.
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a bit of procrastination to get your head on straight is finejust don't start thinking that now is the perfect time to alphabetise your books and paint the underneath of the floorboards...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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If you're referring to some weird kind of vajazzaling by "Paint the underneath of the floorboards", I'm not into that.My books and dvd's and cd's are already all alphabetised, and my house is clean. :( So I use the internet.
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I got some brick dust in my eye yesterdayIt hurts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:21,
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I'm breaking up with Stunned poster.Fucker didn't call me once for a pint during his long weekend trip to the next town along from mine.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:23,
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Good morningZombie jew memorial weekend was excellent, thanks for asking. Went to a game fair at Kelmarsh hall, bought lots of cheese, a new jacket and some preserved meats. G/F's small dog had a go at the 'chase the bunny' 'for charidee mate' and a good laugh was had by all.
How was yours?
edit. I have the rest of the week off too!
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Start a new thread about how much you hate Stunned and why. I hate Stunned because he's an inconsiderate lover.(
Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:43,
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It was alrightcomplete fucking chaos on the tube this morning though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:44,
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weirdthe roads were empty, my cab took 20 mins
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:47,
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Yes and noI cooked the fuck out of some beef on Sunday and ended up in a weeble-shaped-meat-coma-sack on the sofa for the rest of the day. Yesterday should've been filled with Dirty Dozen and Ben Hur and the like but ended up with a round trip to Northampton and too much snooker watching for my liking.
Watched Frozen with the kids. It was alright but there was a serious lack of Nazis being massacred in a cellar.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:48,
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I see someone got sacked simply for being shit at their job.What is the world coming to! I was given at least three years after I got this job to get good at it.
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:51,
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yes. This back to work thing isn't merry.
We need four day weeks to be mandatory.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:02,
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Four days!I'd never consider working that much.
Awaits predictable replies.
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NopeI've resolved to exercise more and drink less as my self-disgust levels, ably backed up by the scales and various mirrors, have reached their limit break. Yeah, THAT bad
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I did the North Tyneside 10k on Sunday after a week of all inclusive TenerifeNot good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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You fucking mentalistI mean I'm quite impressed, but all the same
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53.07I managed 51.34 the last time I did it. Still, its the start of this years great north run training. I'm planning on 2 10ks a week to start with to get my core fitness back up again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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gah, me tooi have 3 weeks of being hardcore, give or take the odd wedding and then i have signed up with a nutritionist to start mid-may. hoping to learn a bit, but mostly it's about the incentive of having a friend doing it with me and someone to weigh/measure me every week
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:28,
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It's okay everyone, I've been paid now. Thanks for your messages of support.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:13,
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£60k for letting Jimmy Sav touch you in your special place.I'd let him give me a colonoscopy for that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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I wonder if they'll get a badge as well.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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Ain't including selling the story to GossipOKMonthly magazine.That's gotta add a a few quid, especially if you claim to be mentally scared of BBC Radio outta it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:48,
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Would someone other than Jason, Dozer or Swipe please start a new thread.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:52,
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isn't there a garden somewhere that is missing its gnome?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:54,
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He'd have to log outand then I would see him on the same IP and the backtrace would show up his asus on googlemaps
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Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:01,
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if he remembers to log outLime and honey chilli chicken with Amstell.
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