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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This place is about as lively as a party thrown by the Dodi Al Fayed mourners group
I declare this to be b3ta's TALK LIKE TUCKER day, lots of creative swearing and ridiculously elaborate insults please, you bunch of mimsy cunts.

Alt: How much would you sponsor a b3tan to not mention their poverty/tits/children/abysmal music taste for a week?

AltAlt: Uses for Gregg Wallace, discuss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:46, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
altalt: as a butt pluug

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Shitting doesnt get harder than this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
He's nice and smooth on top
Maybe he's already mining that scatological furrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Oi oi! leave it ahht! Gerrof me sausage Mrs McClusky!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
That Gripper is a right Nutjob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Gripper Nutjob sounds like a finishing move

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)

a finishing move my Pink Paper want ad
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
huh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
grindr for the 90s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Christ even I didn't know that one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Naked Gaype does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
As does Dr Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
naked gape more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)
it's called the "pink pages" wtf do you think it might be about?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
There used to be a football paper round here called The Pink

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Up here too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Football is well bent, mind

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)
PINK IS FOR GIRLS AND BLUE IS FOR BOYS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

LUE ROWN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Pizza Hut marketing director 2007/8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
hahaha!
*chases dragon*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
that is UNCANNY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
It really is uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Even more so when you see a more recent pic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Battered?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I think more in the younbg one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Double Deckers are quite simply the tits
Alt:

Have no fear, the annual sportscow charityfest begging for Great North Run sponsorship will start soon! We dont want to stop people talking, we need MOAR CHAT

AltAlt:
Speedramp
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
"You have a Japanese heart and a juggernaut cunt"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
When God said brains, you though he said trains so you asked for a small, slow one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
wee wee tapir

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Dunno who that is soz
alt. I'd neither sponsor, nor ask for sponsorship.
altalt. As a book end
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
PEMIS BREATH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Yeh can we have a different thread?
I find it pathetic that my blank thread got over 100 replies and then I start an ASL one and the same thing happens. WUTHARLH!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
You are the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:52, Reply)
We're just afraid of getting accused of being racists for not talking to him.
Fucking minorities coming over here, taking our jobs and sitting around on benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
tinwogs, the lorra them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Tinminority

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Piraniggers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Get that Nigel Garage chappie on the case, he'll sort it out.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)
A man with a Tucker sig should appreciate my efforts
You farming flangeweasel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Verily, thou art too foul to construct a warty arsehole out of.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
^ poo ferret ^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)
^^cuntarmadillo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
arsemadillo^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)

l d
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)

dave.uktv.co.uk/thick-it/article/malcolm-tuckers-10-best-apocalyinsults-thick-it/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)
So, should I come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off?
Alt: Fuck all.

AltAlt: Makes John Torode look normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Greg Wallace and John Torode try the food like they've not eaten for weeks
Greedy cunts

Also, isn't Torode knocking off that Lisa Faulkner? She is FIT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
So he is, fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Big poo head.
Alt: I'd sponsor dozer however much it cost to buy enough cheap drugs to kill him. He'd have to supply his own whiskey to wash it down with mind, choosy cunt.

Altalt: lawn ornament.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)
lols for choosy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I've got half a fucking pharmacy going at home, I reckon I could top myself with that lot pretty easily
and Dozer's immune system must have been weakened by shit music and his reflection. Give me the money.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I hate taking pills for stuff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I never used to like it
but frankly I was left with little choice. At least I'm sleeping now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:51, Reply)
This is a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It's a fucking godsend
How about you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Tenant woes have been keeping me awake recently
but fingers crossed they are being solved now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Tenants are a pain in the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
He backed right the fuck down on Saturday but I need rid of him now and my rent paid up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
inizo, I can do it quickly, I can do it slowly, I can do it excrutiatingly, I can do it painless, I can do it fun, I can do it boring.
You wouldn't even need the wisky.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:55, Reply)
will the bullying ever end?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Not on here, no
Afternoon DOZ-ONE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
alright 'el sporto'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I am, yer
Nice sunny day up here so I'm out for a run tonight, I think
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I have had a headache all day, I think I have skull Aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I'm trying to drink more water to stop such events

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
girl^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
you seem to be packing 100% girl tadpoles
science question: does this make you more of a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
SCIENCE FACT: Yer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
see also
this would explain a LOT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Dont all babies start off as girls then the best ones change?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i've dated a few who forgot to change, believe me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Shittypantlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
are you saying frog's penis is more like a bodybuilders clitoris than an actual man pemis?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1825419
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
i'm not saying anything about him
your granddad, on the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)
has been dead for 30 years....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
that doesn't mean i haven't seen his cock
or something that makes sense and zings you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
why don't you try an experiment?
change your password to a random mash-up, log out, and never post again. then we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
why don't you try hanging yourself with barbed wire while Battered douses you in petrol and sets you on fire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
because it would mean physically going near battered
duh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:06, Reply)
alright, 'popular poster' A Vagabond instead of Battered.
Deal?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
you squash your hamster underneath your size 7 stiletto that we all know you wear like olivia newton john with THAT cigarette
and i'll think about it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:10, Reply)
size 7?
I know a very discreet supplier of size 12 heels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
winna ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
They look like creme eggs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Bored now
Might get train cans
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)
i read that as beer cans
and was all set to post something about baps and eggs.

it doesn't work with trains.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Two jamaican on boat, one is putting two 'Red Stripes' between some bread
"Wot are you doin mon?" ask the second

'Makin breakfarst mon...it's a beer can sandwich!'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:35, Reply)
BOH^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I'll see you in 3 hours then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:34, Reply)
lol
I have a scarey lack of knowledge of how I got anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:35, Reply)
and on so little alcohol too!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:37, Reply)
it's was plenty in a few hours on an empty stomach and fuck all sleep for a month

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
excuses^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
upset^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
^ on AND offline ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Motto 4LYF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
member that time I drove to the erong town for a meeting?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)
DO I!?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Do you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)

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