I've just had my fourth dump of the morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

have you been snogging Kroney>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Rimming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I had this issue on return from Tenerife for about 5 days
I lost 8lbs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Us med types call it the shits.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:06, Reply)

It wasn't runny though
Just pure baby arm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

They've all been solid, I just ate tonnes of food yesterday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Just as well you split the visits, or you'd be 5ft off the ground by now

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

I stopped for a piss at a semi permanent porta loo in the middle of the Canadian Rockies
as I pissed my eyesight adjusted to the dark and i could see down into the 20ft pit below, in the middle was a 15ft frozen stalagmite of shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

For god's sake don't excite Kroney
He's not a well man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I don't think he'll ever manage a 15' shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Stunned

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Ha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Terrible bullying of stunned.
Edit: piss.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

^ oversharer ^
clue: nobody gives a shit about somebody else's shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger mess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

ginger mess sounds like a twist on an eaton mess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

ginger is not a good flavour
what does it not ruin? even ginger biscuits are the last ones you'd choose in a biscuit barrel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

so much asain food has ginger innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

it's no chilligarlicmayonnaise

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Thai curry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think you've ever been so wrong about food.
Ginger is possibly the best flavour
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

it's anew low

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:30, Reply)

I made an awesome ginger and chickpea curry.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

they're much tastier than the cockpeas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

You would know
You cockpea eater
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Chickpea curry is great.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

especially when you cook it sous vide

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

level of pretension: dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Yet you didn't invite me round :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

oh dear god no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

For a veggie you aren't half picky

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

ginger is not good
it's too.... sweet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Try galangal
It'll kick fuck out of normal ginger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Indian food, Oriental food, ginger beer, ginger cake, ginger biscuits, Ginger Baker, powdered ginger sprinkled over honeydew melons, etc.
I fucking love a bit of ginger.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Ginger on melon = ACE.
As is a splash of port.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:42, Reply)

you horrible midland mouthwrong

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Ginger Baker is a fucking twat.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Yer, he was a good drummer though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Not really.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

The cream of drumming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

not as much as frog does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Stem Ginger is what grannies eat because they didn't invent decent sweets back in their day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

and yet we all know about your bedroom exploits...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

did you know that frog calls out your name at the vinegars?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

GLEES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

HIs name isn't Ben Tspastic?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

I just had a giggle at
"Cyclic adenosine monophosphate (cAMP) promotes relaxation of smooth muscle in the colon..."

it's camp and it relaxes your arse haha

(actually it's why coffee makes you want a dump)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)