parsnips: perpetual disappointer of children who think they've finally been allowed chips... only to find they're fucking parsnip chips
bastard parsnips. your recipe could be improved by tipping them into the bin at the end. see also plantain. vile.

i am perfect. i'm working on frog.

best: i wouldn't choose it now, but at the time it was the most exciting meal EVER. my absolute favourite things as a child were cheese and onion pie and lemon meringue pie. my mum would make both for my birthday, or sometimes lemon torte (basically home made lemon ice cream on a cheesecake base).

worst: the french exchange trip that finally sent me vegetarian. fucking french and their raw meat. i'd be trying to enjoy bread or soup, whilst all the time cowering in my chair, listening to the all-too brief hiss of the frying pan, before i was served a charred icy blue rectangle of what was probably once a piece of dog. vile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

do you like any foods?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)

cheese and onion pie and lemon puddingy stuff
clearly.

but it's not that i don't like parsnips, it's just that i've never forgiven them for being so disappointing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Try my recipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

you only like beige foods it seems

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

i like blue cheese

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I like Somalians

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

they have weird shaped heads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I like their big foreheads and normal noses

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

The calves both love parsnips, oddly
I had plantains in Mexico. They are excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

oh god no
fuck off, giant savoury banana. nobody wants you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Plantain is fucking lovely.
You are the shittest vegetarian in the world
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

yeah well, you're the shittest human in the world
so THERE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:08, Reply)

*votes Al*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Plantains are unpleasant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I ate them for breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I had a very nice south Indian plantain and coconut dish the other week, ergo you're probably wrong here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

fucking hell
coconut is rank. that's like having a piss soup with lumps of shit in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

How do you not starve to death?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

She lives on cheese and onion pies
it's why her breath smells like a french fart
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)

i like lots of things
i eat normal vegetables, which have not been polluted with shit like coconut, and i eat fish, and i eat nice things like rice and nuts. see tomorrow's menu:

omelette with onions and mushrooms
7 veg salad with avocado and oatcakes
sesame and chilli salmon fillet with green veg and brown rice
afternoon snack: green apple and raw nuts

see!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:07, Reply)

You eat fish?
I was correct, you are the shittest vegetarian in the world.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

they say pescatarians
i say hypocrites
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

yep
i've never said i'm vegetarian like dozer is vegetarian. i'm just fussy. if i cook meat for other people, i always try my best to get organic and ethically farmed etc. but i just don't like meat. if i liked it, i'd eat it.

next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:14, Reply)

So you're hated by both camps

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

jason and Darth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Is this some kind of "trainer" menu?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I'd rather eat a Reebok trainer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:12, Reply)

no, it's my menu!
and frog is eating the dinner part, whether he likes it or not (he will. sesame marinaded salmon is lush).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I'd cook the salmon with chilli and coconut milk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I'd grab a kebab on the way over then just move stuff around the plate

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Tomorrow's menu:
burger king
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

That sounds rather pleasant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

It really was

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)