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Slower than Ape's treacleCome on offtopic (not literally), sort it AHHHHHT
Tell me of your life goals aged 16, 18, 21 and now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:34,
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latest was 11 years ago)
16 - Bang chicks18 - Bang chicks
21 - Get money, Bang chicks
Now - Change career, sell/let the house, retire at 40, bang chicks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:41,
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I'm remarkably jealous of McBeef and his mortgage free life(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:44,
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My mortgage is so small it wouldn't make a 'life changing' difference not to have it, but I still don't have enough to pay it off(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:53,
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my is qiute largeluckily the overinflated london property market has increased my LTV massively
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:57,
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i had no life goals at any of those ages, i was too busy "living in the moment"The moment being a nickmname for you mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:42,
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What about kids?I'd never even thought about having them until I was 30
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:44,
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How long have you and Mrs Ape been together?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:46,
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...and she's put up with you THIS long?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:48,
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yerr, 12 years in Octobershe must be thicker than Tangles wife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:55,
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*12 years in October fives*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:56,
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And when did you decide to start touching them on the cunt?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:46,
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hahahahaha!officemassivesnortlol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:47,
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have sexytimes with ladiesfor all of them
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:42,
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Shame that didnt work out for you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:43,
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I'm still working on it(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:47,
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it's the nice sort of goalwhere once you've achieved it you just keep going.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:55,
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All I've ever wanted to do is spend my days sitting in an office, trading insults with strangers that I can't see.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:44,
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In other news I have a puncture. £180. Thank fuck for iPads keeping small children entertained whilst the tyre is replaced. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:46,
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I have to give a man £360 for a drawing tonight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:47,
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Wow, they must be some size of curtains!/monkhouse
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:03,
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for your Volvo?have you got it on 20" rims and low profile tyres or summit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:55,
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Lot of them don't these daysMost have a space saver bike wheel thing which gets you to the garage and no more, some (including bloody expensive ones) just have a can of "puncture foam", which is no good if the tyre shreds itself on the motorway......
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Only a space saver. Not a full size spare. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:01,
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i can get you one on blackcircles for £60 fittedhope this helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:04,
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it's an economoycheapest branded are £120
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:10,
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16 find better drugs18 find better clubs
21 find better girls
Now find better sofas
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 May 2014, 9:47,
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Are the drugs, clubs and girls all shit in Oxford?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:57,
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the drugs seemed alright, but I was young and had nothing to compare them toclubs are uber shit, girls isn't something i really found out about :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:58,
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Money and bitches. At every age. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:51,
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I think my "bitches" age was from about 19-27Otherwise it was enough money to buy beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:53,
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16 - Break my daily wanking record18 - Stop being such a social retard and go drink loads and get some sex
21 - Stop drinking so much, pay off debts and propose
NOW - Drink and wank heavily to distract from massive debts and lack of social life
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:56,
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Whoa! It's not THAT badIf I cut down on drumstick lollys and The Beano for a few weeks I should be able to glimpse daylight.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:01,
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thank god for thatI was worried you'd fallen as far as AA had
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:06,
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You know how someone came up with 'Farage's Garage' in that pun thread I did yesterday?www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/PICTURES-Farage-Garage-guerrilla-UKIP-graffiti-artists-spray-party-leaders-face-across-row-of-garages-in-Cambridge-as-protest-against-treatment-of-hard-working-right-thinking-garage-owning-Brits-20140513054030.htm
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:16,
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I love those kind of threads yesterdayBAD PUNS AHOY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:51,
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My favourite one was a dance-music/politics one based on Millibands One Nation speech.One of my friends won with 'Margaret Thatcher on No U-Turn recordings'.
I was quite proud of Moving Shadow Cabinet and 808-State Secretary though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:03,
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5 hours work from yesterday has been lost due to my IT monkeys incompetenceI just had a hissy fit in the middle of the office and called them all the cunts under the sun.
I will now have to go and apologise to compound my misery.
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hahahaha!You fucking mong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:08,
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I know. One of them is going to get a fucking slap if he talks to me again.
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Newslink ironololswww.theguardian.com/music/2014/may/13/bats-bite-ozzy-osbourne-building-plans
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I'm SICKYou lot are not entertaining me :(
Listening to a bit of illicit Farrell with lemmy instead.
16 - good GCSEs, go out lots
18 - good a-levels, go out lots
21 - good degree, go out lots
The 2 are not always compatible
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:45,
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does Lemmy travel from Folkstone to west Ken?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:48,
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NopeMaybe now it's sunny. He prefers to come here as he works in London anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:53,
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i bet he lives on some cardboard boxes under the pier(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:54,
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Speaking of which, where's b3th these days??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:00,
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not entertaining!Did you not see my chive photo?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:54,
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I bet this will ruffle some feathers.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27405467
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:48,
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