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Comedians: best and worse. Explain why.
Alt: another 'lifer' has gone on the run. Who would you like to see escape from prison?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:55,
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I quite like most comedians but I can't stand any camp ones i.e. Norton
His eyes look like shaved cunts
Alt:
Sutcliffe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:57,
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Alt: Stuart Hall, but only if he had to escape via an 'It's a knockout' assault course
Once completed, he would be captured in a big net and hauled back to the nonce wing, armed only with the bitter realisation it was all a ruse.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:00,
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I'd pay £5 to watch this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:04,
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It's invitation only.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:04,
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fuck...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:05,
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YOU'RE INVITED!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:05,
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Get the fuck in!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:06,
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Stewart bloody Lee.
Wanky student oh-so-ironic-so-clever self-impressed tosspot that appeals to pricks.
Alt: Ronnie Biggs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:01,
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Biggs is dead.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:02,
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oh noes!
No more American Pie films
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:03,
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Don't be silly - he's in hiding.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:05,
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Yeah, I agree
Taking comedy far too seriously
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:03,
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Yer.
"I get that joke because I'm rather intellectual, you know."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:04,
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A bit of Lee and Herring was quite funny
It turns out it was Herring who was funny
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:05,
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FOXY KNOXY
phwoooooaoaaaarrr
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:01,
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^probably not in prison.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:01,
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She ent foxy no more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:02,
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Alt: Stuart Hall.
Providing he wore one of those ridiculous It's A Knockout costumes and had played his joker.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:03,
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MARRway you go
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:07,
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Umm, err.... My post was made on a +1 channel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:09,
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ha!
Please note if watching on +1 or catch up you will be MARRed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:10,
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I bet it's Challenge+1
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:11,
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I like observational standup.
I liked Bill Hicks when he was alive, the new guys carrying this type of stuff on are doing a pretty good job - Steve Hughes and Jim Jeffries are two that stand out. Love Marcus Brigstocke - in fact most of the Radio 4 bunch.
Can't stand that twat Peter Kay.
Alt: Any sadistic, torturing psycho - as long as he's targeted on Peter Kay and the Conservative cabinet - and he make videos.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:05,
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Is this the way to arm a liberal?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:06,
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If you like Hicks then you should check out Doug Stanhope, much more deserving of all the mournflakes poured on Hicks' corpse.
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:02,
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I love what Stewart Lee is doing but I guess it's not for everyone
I watched and rewatched the Bill Hicks live shows he did in the early 90s. I enjoyed watching Jerry Sadowitz. Tommy Cooper can just walk on stage and look blank and I'll piss myself laughing, he just has 'it'.
Alt: David Cameron
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:10,
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Oh, I like Bill Bailey too
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:11,
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over ice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:11,
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I just wish he'd come home
youtu.be/3PBs7TYeO9s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:14,
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The Tommy Cooper thing on a few weeks ago was both excellent and fucking terrifying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:11,
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Was that the one with David Threlfall?
I meant to watch that
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:12,
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Check it out
He just "is" Tommy Cooper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:12,
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Stewart Lee.
A rehashed Ben Elton. I'm waiting for him to hit forty and start writing shit musicals.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:15,
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He must be at least 40 already
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:15,
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And doesn't his former comedy partner already write musicals?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:16,
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Or have I missed a 'The Joke'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:16,
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Musicals any minute now!
:) squeak :)
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:16,
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'I once read a tweet 1,430,000 characters long - it was called a bloody book!' - Ben Elton, 2016 stand-up tour
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:19,
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I don't think he's anything like Ben Elton
And he's already done a musical, but I dunno if it was shit or not. I have seen We Will Rock You and that was fucking awesome*
*utter gash
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:20,
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Musical innit
Default setting is "gash"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:21,
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I love musicals
>GAY<
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:22,
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Let's hope it leaves an "ahem" spring er in your step
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:24,
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Carson, Manning, Reid, Bowen, Cricket, Boardman, etc.
Proper comedy, not like these so-called 'Alternative' comedians.
Alt: I'd like to see all those who can be, rehabilitated and returned to society to make a useful contribution.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:13,
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Jeeeeermanlols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:13,
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I watched an old episode of 3-2-1 on challenge at the weekend
That cunt Ted Rogers totally cheated on the hand gestures, no wrist movement at all. Must've been an old one.
I also (somehow) ended up reading a wiki about Fort Boyard. That place has quite the history, who knew it'd end up suffering Leslie Grantham and Tom Baker camping it up all over the place.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:16,
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We used to holiday near Fort Boyard
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:17,
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Wasn't DCI Burnside in that too?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:18,
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Yer, took over from Grantham
Shame they couldn't have found something for 'Tosh' to save him from drinking himself to death cos he lived in Derby.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:21,
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And Reg, then he wouldn't have attempted suicide and had to reinvent himself as a Tuib-a-like beardy weirdy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:24,
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Too fucken right, frogtopus
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:25,
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Also, the internet tells me he tried to do himself in on my 27th birthday, that's that ruined. Thanks Reg you flucken count.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:28,
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Language Timothy!
Reg is dead man.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:30,
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not that reg, 'bill' if that is etc
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:32,
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Walked into the sea etc, etc
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:33,
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Lee "he moves around" Evans.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:17,
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Sweats like a rapist camel too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:20,
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Best thing he ever did was a film with Jerry Lewis and Oliver Platt called Funny Bones
Might be a bit of a love it or hate it film but I'm in the former camp
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:23,
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Stewart Lee is brilliant; observant, funny, irreverent and cutting
Particularly awful are all female comedians; Women, you're not funny, know your limits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:28,
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Ava Vidal's funny
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:31,
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That bird behind 30 Rock's pretty funny too.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:32,
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meh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:32,
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No, Nakers is entirely correct - female comedians, or "comediennes", are never funny
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:33,
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apart from that spastic one with the wonky arms and funny voice
she's lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:34,
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Is that why you married her?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:35,
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officelols
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:36,
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this bird ( who is not my wife)
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65284000/jpg/_65284985_de15.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:37,
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Was she in Grange Hill at the same time as Battered?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:38,
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I think she used to sing in Placebo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:39,
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probably the only way he got a stink finger all 6th form
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:39,
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He wouldn't 'Just Say No' to a bit of hardcore spastic action
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:41,
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He certainly chased that dragon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:44,
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About the only memory of Grange Hill I have is when that kid ends up taking some acid and she talks him down off a ledge.
Imagine how harrowing that must be.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:43,
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I never watched it because it was full of plebs
true story
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:45,
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^went to a prick school^
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:47,
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define prick school
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:48,
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'Nakers is entirely correct'
Now there's something I never though I'd read!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:35,
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I am nearly always correct, you're just not adjusted to my way of thinking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:37,
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nah, you're wrong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:32,
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I hate that black woman 'comedienne' Gina summink, whos 'joke' is that she can do a Nigerian accent.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:34,
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Now, now.
There's the bit about her strict upbringing as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:37,
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Oh yeah, MODS please delete my comment.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:38,
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And Russel Howard basically stole that, but changed the accent to Bristolian 'cos that's where he's from, innit?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:38,
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Jo Brand = I'm ugly, I'm fat, my husband's stupid and fat, I don't get any cock
Miranda Hart - I'm socially awkward
That scouse one - I'm fat.
I'm sure all comedians have their particular go to gags, but those three don't seem to have any variety at all. It's like watching an impersonator try to be funny, they keep doing voices. FUCKING STOP DOING VOICES ON PANEL SHOWS BREMNER, YOU CUNT.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:38,
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I was watching HIGNFY this morning (which was shit), and Jo Brand was on that doing an 'I eat loads, I'm fat' joke every two minutes. It's fucking tedious.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:40,
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In that god awful nasal whine of hers. Ugh.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:40,
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HIGNFY needs to be put out of it's misery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:41,
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^ this
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:50,
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women are just as funny as men
some are funnier. because they don't think with their genitals.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:47,
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You are a fucking idiot
/ac
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 May 2014, 11:55,
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no, a fucking idiot would assume that someone's gender can affect how funny they are
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:00,
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I'm not saying it's becasue they are woman that they aren't funny
but woman aren't funny, period
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:04,
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I make no assumptions; I have yet to see a funny female comic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:05,
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The seat of all comedic thinking is obviously the nutsack.
Whereas in women, all the funny just falls out the growler.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:07,
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To expand:
Comedy is a resource. It is heavier than air. It falls from space and lands on people, filtering down through their bodies. In men, the ballbag acts like a funny pouch, or bib. It collects the comedy and allows the man to utilise it.
Women just drop it all out their snatch, like a period.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09,
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which is why they do so many period jokes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:10,
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This is absolutely perfect!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:18,
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Well I've yet to encounter a genuinely funny woman, so perhaps it's just a massive coincidence?
But presumably what you're also saying is that people, let's call them 'women', who say that "men can't multi-task" are also fucking idiots?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 May 2014, 12:08,
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i would think it's safe to say that men "don't want to" multi-task
my dad is perfectly capable of listening to me, cleaning the lounge AND watching the football/golf. he just chooses not to.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:13,
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It does.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09,
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more likely it is that the men listening to it aren't capable of understanding it
if the woman presenting said comedy doesn't look a certain way, because after all, that's all that really matters.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:19,
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See below.
SCIENCE tells us you are wrong.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:22,
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Actually, she might not be.
I remember seeing an Australian female comic and she actually was pretty funny. She was also pretty hot. I think she's got it right, you have to be hot to be a funny woman. Once again hotness proves itself the most important attribute in a woman.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:24,
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It's because of the space comedy nutsack collector, I've already explained this.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:30,
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this needed a study???
"Our findings suggest that men's view that men are funnier could be a result of their actually finding the humor they produce funnier"
there isn't a dude on the planet who doesn't find himself hilARious, even though society seldom agrees with him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:31,
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that's not science
if miranda and jo brand were a pair of six 6 blonde 17 year old twins with a predilection for threesomes with fat internet geeks, you'd all think they were HILARIOUS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:24,
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Sorry I got bored towards the end of that sentence.
Something about getting the kettle on?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:27,
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miranda is a good example
oh look, she isn't funny, because she's a woman. but........ nearly all the scripts are WRITTEN BY MEN. 80% of the writers for that show are men.
www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/miranda/details/it's nothing more than male stereotyping. oh it's a woman, i can't laugh at that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:33,
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well, that and the fact that the miranda show isn't actually that funny
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:35,
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the show actually that
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:38,
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this may or may not be true
i kind of agree with you. lots of people don't. but it's not because she's a woman, as her writing team clearly shows.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:40,
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I'm not denying there are unfunny men.
I'm one of them.
But in general men are combative about comedy, and so up the stakes whenever someone else is funny, and this leads to an escalation of comedy. Women are more likely to laugh at the jokes, but are less combative, and so the level remains low.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:47,
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men just assume, it's a woman, she won't be funny
the dude on this page have just proven exactly that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:57,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:59,
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They're not.
Comedy is combatative, and women are more geared towards sharing. They'll laugh more than men, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09,
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they're just trying to hise the fact that they don't get it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:10,
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That's why it's called a "hissy fit"
They're basically just really upset that they haven't got the joke.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12,
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Oh and Bill Hicks was fuking awful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:30,
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He was funny 20+ years ago
I'm not prepared to go back and find out if that's still true.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:34,
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This is how I feel about a lot of old music and movies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:35,
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I quite like Steve Hughes I guess
Ricky Gervais should hang himself
Ian Brady should escape
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:33,
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HE MUST BE KEPT ALIVE AND IN PRISON FOREVER
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:35,
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Ian Brady would be a good one, but my first choice is Nielsen.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:35,
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I liked her in Red Sonja the best
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:37,
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Beverly Hills Cop II or GTFO
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:38,
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All BHC movies are shit
hth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:42,
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The banana in the tailpipe remind you of boarding school?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:43,
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i didn't get a car until after I left school
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:45,
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you can't ever slag me off for having a northern upbringing, ever again!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:49,
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why not?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:50,
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because you just can't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:52,
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watch me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:53,
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and i shall say
at least I had a car when i was growing up...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:59,
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i didn't need one, plus I had to earn it
unlike some people and their cars and half flats...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:02,
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nah, it's because you didn't grow up in the north, where things are LOVELY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:02,
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Actually i take this all back, I did have a car, i just didn't take it to school as you weren't allowed and I wouldn't have needed it anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:03,
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i wasn't allowed to take mine to university because my stupid younger brother needed it for school and apparently it wasn't "fair" if i got to keep it when i'd already had it for 2 years
stupid younger siblings
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09,
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HAHA, car sharer ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:11,
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apparently we would have been "too spoiled" if we'd had one each
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12,
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is that why he only gave you half a flat?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:14,
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technically it's about 2/3 of a flat
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:17,
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So has he got the other half of your flat?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:15,
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no, he's 200 miles away
but you're still slower than nakers.
hahaha.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:18,
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and shorter by a foot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:22,
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our next door neighbours' pond had garden gnomes that were taller than him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25,
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Hahaha yeah earn it hahaha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:04,
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well, I say earn it. I had to do well in my mock A-Levels
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:07,
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what do you earn in a yurt commune?
a free go on the llama if you finish weaving the replacement roof before the pagan celebration in late december?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09,
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How well?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:09,
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as it turns out, not very
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:11,
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I was just about to make some snide comment about getting a car for doing some exams.
Does it bother you that your whole life can be accurately described using a set of basic assumptions and stereotypes?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:10,
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I don't get it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12,
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You got the car though, so that's alright.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12,
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\o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:14,
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That probably came across harsher than I meant btw xxxx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:15,
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whose can't?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12,
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Mine.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:13,
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Your mocks. Not even your actual A Levels.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:18,
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well yeah, cos I needed a car innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:22,
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presumably your 17th birthday was around that time
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:26,
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Alright, Hetty Wainthropp.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:27,
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Dunno, just seems like if you're going to reward something
then it wouldn't be that time you did well at pretending to do something.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:29,
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Setting him up for every appraisal ever, tbh.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:33,
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Fair
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:38,
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Pricks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:40,
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Yeah but real a levels would have been too late
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:34,
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So your parents felt as though they were teaching you some important lesson for giving you the birthday present they were always going to give you and you got the car you wanted.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:39,
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i think you're overthinking this
his parents got a live-in taxi.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:43,
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It was great when my older sister passed her test - I got a lift home from the pub every Friday night
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:46,
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therefore saving your parents the task
this is why parents buy cars for their offspring
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:56,
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Hahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:52,
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Axel F by Harold Faltymeyer was one of the first singles I ever bought
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:51,
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I don't hear a word you're saying
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:38,
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Gervais has transcended smugness into a whole new thing
The massive cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:36,
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^^^this
Weapons-grade unfunny.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:42,
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He really is. I can't even stand the sight of his perma-smug expression.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 May 2014, 12:00,
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That lanky twat mate of his is even fucking worse.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:39,
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Terrible bullying of Stunned
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:40,
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I like Alexander Armstrong and David Mitchell.
Because Armstrong is cleverer than most and enjoys being condescending and David Mitchell hates basically everything.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:42,
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Armstrong is good, yes
Also a dead ringer for our own Rev Fister
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:46,
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\o/
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 May 2014, 11:55,
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who is your favorite French comedian?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:47,
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Don't be silly, the French aren't funny.
I do like that German chap, though.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:48,
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Samir Nasri's girlfriend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:48,
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I don't know who that is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:49,
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Henig Wein
He is good. Really funny-looking chap, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:06,
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Armstrong does my lid in for some reason.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:48,
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probably your reverse snobbery
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:48,
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Does he not make enough references to his family's mudlarking history?
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:49,
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what's a mudlarks?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:51,
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i herd u liek mudlarks?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:56,
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Someone that scavenges through the mud at low tide on the Thames for food and items to sell
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:00,
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Oh, I suppose they would have them in that London.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:03,
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i like tim minchin and james rhodes, although i don't know whether he technically counts as a comedian
as a kid, i loved jasper carrott.
alt: i can think of people i'd like to see put IN prison.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:46,
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neither of them do
you just have a lady boner for Minchin's ginger mane
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:47,
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urgh no, he wears make-up
i don't do girls who do boys who do boys like they're girls
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:49,
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Tim Minchin is not funny and not clever
He is however, fucking shit.
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:11,
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I disagree
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:13,
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Maybe you have shit taste? No accounting for it apparently
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:21,
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According to your missus
I taste of pineapple.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:28,
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Before or after the anal sex?
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:32,
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this is simply not true
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:14,
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YAAFI
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:19,
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Something about him really winds me up
Could be the faux earnestness, the stupid hair, the musical aspect. Whatever it is, he could at least put some fucking shoes on.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:17,
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I think its the fucking shitness
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:20,
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He's going to get a splinter off a stage soon and then he'll be sorry!
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:21,
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He'll probably write a shit song about splinters with over 800 different words that rhyme with splinter.
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:23,
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Isn't it Australian an' all?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:24,
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Speaking of "comedians" I saw Mark Thomas on the train back from Cov
He's the kind of person I imagine Al would crawl across hot broken glass just to lick his nut sack after a gig
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 11:59,
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The People's Poet!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:05,
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Mark Thomas's stand up shows are brilliant. His one about a walking tour around Israel in particular
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:11,
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hand ringer^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:12,
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^bell ringer
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:13,
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I read that book.
Saw his acts of minor dissent last year, it was brilliant.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:15,
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I hate Mark Thomas.
He was funny when he started off his career because he actually tried to make jokes.
Then he stopped.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:18,
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Noble is a particular favourite, although I'm fully aware why others don't like him
I also like Izzard (although he's nowhere near as good as he was) and George Carlin.
I have a particular hatred for Lee Evans, he's fucking awful.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:06,
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you forgot epic comedic raconteur Agnostic Antichrist in your list of greats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:13,
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He's the Peter Ustinov of off topic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:16,
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sportscow is the Woody Allen of off topic
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:31,
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So he's a paedo too now?
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:34,
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sportscow is a paedo jew?
Who knew?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:41,
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a stepdaughter paedo to boot!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:42,
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I forget the rules, are they still fair game?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:42,
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only for Jews and Geordies
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:54,
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Oh man
Can I not be the Rolftopic?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:47,
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I don't find Milton Jones funny in the slightest.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:19,
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Disconnected one-liners are shit.
That's why Milton Jones and Tim Vine aren't funny.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:20,
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Tim Vine is about as funny as A Vagabond
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:21,
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Don't be silly. I'm not funny.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:23,
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^TGGI^
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:24,
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alright Andy Parsons
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25,
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Alright Dozington D.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:26,
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bit harsh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:27,
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it's no "alright"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:20,
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Yer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:23,
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He has a fluid manner
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:25,
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I like Peter Serafinawinnaofinawicz
Even though no-one in the world knows how to spell his name.
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:23,
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Serafanowicz?
Serafinowicz?
Yeah, dunno, soz.
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Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:28,
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No-one does
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Peej, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:31,
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Would some start a new thread please?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:42,
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Doug Stanhope. Aziz Ansari. Your mum.
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RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:04,
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