Dr Dre is now worth $1bn
My last error of judgement was not being black and angry in an LA slum in 1987
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

his headphones aren't very good

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

beats are shot headphones

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I don't get this whole £200 or whatever for headphones trend
Do you really need to hear it THAT well when you're on the move?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I can't stand the picks who wear them constantly as some sort of fashion accessory

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

i want the pink ones
this will surprise nobody
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Pink and orange don't go #justsayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

i'm having it dyed purple tonight
so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

thats a better combination

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Orange hair and purple dye. Should impress the courtroom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

If they find an "evil minion" impressive, yes.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

It's all just hipster "look how much I spent to look like a prick" willy-waving
You can get much better headphones for around £50 or less, but they don't have the same street cred with the tosser community.

All Beats do is make your compressed mp3s a bit louder and bassier.

Does fit seamlessly with the worst kind of iPhone fanbois, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

alright grandad, calm down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

The real reason for Apple buying Beats isn't headphones anyway, it's their music streaming business and all the licensing that goes with it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Wearing headphones in public makes you look like a bit mentally ill.
Earbuds for outside. Headphones indoors.

I've got a £30 pair of SoundMagik earbuds they sound good and don't fall out of my lugs like the cheap ones.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I've never invested because of the above
I don't give a shit how good the sound quality is or is claimed to be, £200+ for cans is ridiculous. You're buying the brand, not the product, you're buying the chance to look flash when you walk down the street and prey upon the easily impressed.

So I'm not at all surprised that Dozer knows all about them ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

they don't make turquoise ones

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Some people prefer listening through headphones in their house
Which I can understand if you have small kids or thin walls. But you can buy studio quality headphones for under £100.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

No you can't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Shut the fuck up

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

you can't though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Yes you can. Prick
www.dv247.com/search/4057/0/ProductPrice/Ascending/-/1/
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

oh yeah loads of studios will be using £15 headphones wont they. or perhaps they are for amateur pricks who are into 'hi-fi' and 'audio'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

none of them are pink

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

And neither is your vagina, but we don't judge you in that do we?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

it's pinker and more delicate than a freshly polished pink pearl

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)

And smells like it's still in the oyster that has been left out in the sun for a fortnight.

( Muns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

OI
i'm not YM you know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Apply some yoghurt, that might help the odour.
Just be careful not to stab yourself with one of the prongs.
( Muns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

It's worth noting that 90% of studio headphones are shit in terms of sound reproduction.
They just don't fall apart that easily.
( Muns, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

The idea for monitoring is that you don't wan't anything to colour the sound and have 'MEGA BASS' turned up to 'the max'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

That's why the best studio monitor speakers are actually considered to sound pretty crap
the idea being if you can mix your stuff to sound ok through them, then it will sounds brilliant through everything else.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Yes, I know, Yamaha NS-10 for instance, but then you can probably find something cheaper AND better

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

it's a MEGA BLAST.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

haha!
They have too much bass.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me frankly
That would wind me up, but apparently Apple just slung $3bn Beats' way. They're totally addicted to bass.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

actually, they're alright for bassy music, but terrible for music which requires decent high end
They'd be bollocks for mixing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Next time I'm in a club (haha!)
I'll know to differentiate between decent DJs and posers by their headphones.

Er, and the music they're playing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Not been in a club for two yearsish. Full of cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

'Clubbing' is for cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

cunts seals
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

and seals.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

PISS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

too slow grandad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Wogwon frogger?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I have some sort of infected bite on my arm that I keep banging and it hurts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I feel like shit today.
This may be due to:

5 pints of lager.
6 cans of strongbow.
Half a bottle of red wine.
2 very large bifters.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Oooooh nice. I fucking love a Thursday night booze up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I particularly enjoyed the weed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I prescribe fried meat sandwich, plenty of water and a lie down. And a swift half at opening time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Half? A fucking HALF?
Fucks sake. Bollocks to that. Minimum of 3 pints for breakfast.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Wonders why he's a "fat cunt" ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I know exactly why I'm a fat cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Swift half is a euphamism. Wetherspoons open at nine you know.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Got micro until 1.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Hungover in charge of a daughter? Snap. She'll love 'spoons.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

e ch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

you ended up with black guyliner and listening to "Angry SUN" sadcore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I know all the words in this sentence but the order you've arranged them in makes no sense
Unless you're a bent spastic who keeps wheeling out the same jokes, presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

MARTIN 36 FROM NORWICH TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

35 YOU CUNT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

We used to have a cat called Dr Dre.
We just used to call him Ray before we took him to the vets to have his bits cut off though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)