Further to this extreme schooling we are apparently seeing (in Birmingham of all places)
What are the "British values" you would implement?

alt. Any holidays booked for this year?

altalt. I have recently watched Sherlock and Swipe is right about Benedict being a bit tasty despite looking like an aborted foetus.
What have you been wrong about lately?

Yours,

DBT
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:31, 93 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

altaltalt.
Let's celebrate Sportscow's imminent viewing
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:32, Reply)

I viewed sportscows mum imminently.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Good lad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Tea making, casual racism, queues

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Queuing and passive-aggressiveness
alt: Florida with the sprogs in 3 weeks

altalt: Bearing in mind that Swipe is almost always wrong on absolutely everything, I think you need to re-think your opinion on this.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

I think it's just the character of Sherlock, though I liked him the the latest Star Trek too.
Im so confused.

Passive-aggressiveness is a huge British trait!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

shut it porridge

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:44, Reply)

It must be quite a useful skill being totally wrong about everything though.
Your "friends" must use you like a mine canary, as soon as you start gushing about something they know it's time to forget about it.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

dude, it's fister. if fister is right.... everyone else wants to be wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Talking about the weather

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

how the fuck do you unsubscribe from groupon?
i am sick of them sending me 10 emails a day with shitty deals that i am never going to use. so i tried to unsubscribe. two hours later, three more emails. when i clicked on unsubscribe again, it said...

THERE HAS BEEN A PROBLEM. PLEASE CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO GROUPON.

fuck off groupon. fuck off fuck off fuck off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Just flag it as junk / spam
Or set up a rule that automatically deletes it.
( Muns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

i shall take this advice, gracias
but it still annoys me that they blithely ignore the unsubscribe thing. i didn't even sign up for the cunting thing in the first place!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

block the cunts

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

One of the more ill considered Tampax advertising slogans

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Backed up like a black pudding

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Selfishness, snobbery, driving like utter cunts and apologising when someone bumps into you when walking past.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Sarcasm, bitterness and grumbling
Alt: Dufftown in August to drink whisky, hunt Nessie, see shedloads of castles, have my picture taken at the phonebox in Pennan, drink more whisky and go on lots of walks. Can't fucking wait.

Altalt: When the tall Austrian started loading guns in my gun shop and I said "You can't do that"
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Stoning homosexuals, adulterers and people who take sugar in tea. I fucking hate those cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:59, Reply)

doesnt it help to be stoned if your homosexual though?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

It can make it less painful, yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:07, Reply)

It doesn't "help" as such, but it sure is relaxing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:12, Reply)

I have half a sugar can I just be maimed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:24, Reply)

some would say you already have been
of course, i am not one of those people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:26, Reply)

would explain the typing tho

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Of course
Because I am nothing but sweetness and light to you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I CAN'T USE BIN LINERS OR LOOK AT RED SETTERS BECAUSE OF YOU

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:30, Reply)

hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I might collate a book of my best OT posts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:39, Reply)

you occasionally have your moments
but the red setter one was NOT one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

the internet begs to differ, m'lud

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:49, Reply)

I'm the best one here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:52, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1887042#post1887049
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Trainlol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Genocide.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Well it's about time *someone* did something about Dexys Midnight Runners

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Poor Eileen

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:26, Reply)

that's what jocky wilson said

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:29, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:12, Reply)

yer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Hiya gang, I can't be bothered to answer any of jaisons questions as they are beneath me
I have train IPA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:21, Reply)

IP IDS
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:25, Reply)

I should'nt have sat on the loo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:29, Reply)

or fucked that monkey

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Or visited your parents council house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:38, Reply)

YD was beneath me last night

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:26, Reply)

No he wasn't, was he Jason.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:28, Reply)

ok, ok. he was ontop, riding me like a cowboy with parkinsons

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:29, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
my eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:30, Reply)

chilli again?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

she's in the bog now strumming it like a flamenco guitar

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:36, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Stay about from my castanets

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Oi! My dad is very handsome and trip for a 70 year old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

that doesn't mean i need the image of him brandishing his chocolate dipped courgette in someone's gaping hairy poochute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:38, Reply)

OMG rick male has died

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Good he was shit, like you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:45, Reply)

True, I did just click like on jaysum's thread
and I don't actually like it that much
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

He lived in Barnes I sat on a bench with him one morning when I was feeding the ducks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

who, jason?
frog and i went to chalfont st giles, where i used to live, on sunday. the ducks had tiny babies. they were seriously cute. i nearly sent him in to get a stepbrother for lemmy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:49, Reply)

duck is delicious

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

you couldn't eat duckling
the poor little thing would have had no life at all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)

STOP STALKING ME

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

YOU DON'T LIVE ANYWHERE NEAR THERE!
he was childish enough to lol at mr poons (we lived virtually opposite it). i remember when it was a fancy french restaurant!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:57, Reply)

No, but I did...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:04, Reply)

well, so did i
and i was there first. so technically, you stalked me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:17, Reply)

You fucking love it. don't lie
I followed your band on Twitter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:55, Reply)

I saw
You'll notice I'm not a prolific tweeter
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:56, Reply)

well Ive not seen a tweet in my timeline yet...
You might want to sack your PA
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)

But you did fuck up loadng a cassette tape!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Crows instead of drones :(
But that was the least of the fuck ups that night
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:23, Reply)

I thought it would be easy to go out and buy a 5 metre long phono cable for my turntable.
THere are so many reasons the High Street deserves to die and one of them is that you can never find what you're looking for, if you're after something specific. The internet though, whatever you want.

Like this: mmm, value for moneeeeey
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Nakers has a 30m version.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Probably still trying to work out why it won't fit in his router.

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:16, Reply)

he's trying to listen to a cd, but the stylus isn't working

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Im getting no signal for my prole bedroom telly
I bought an extension cable for the aerial and set it up in my living room.
Still no bastard signal.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:10, Reply)

nobody cares.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:11, Reply)

You really are ghastly
Your council house upbringing shows in your every decision
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Don't really care what a faceless wonder on the internet thinks, tbh.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:13, Reply)

face chin
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Oh good YOUR HERE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:18, Reply)

its okay im going to watch the tv programme "trawlermen" now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Fishnets, seamen etc

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:21, Reply)

You've typed your shopping list in the wrong place

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:22, Reply)

I do most of my shopping in Grimsby.

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:23, Reply)

GOOD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:22, Reply)

I spent half the day working on something for 2015
before remembering I had to run a batch job that was needed before the weekend. Which is why I'm still sitting here at work.

I could use a crafty office can about now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:08, Reply)

On the plus side it's just failed in a way I need some help from the technical teams
so I probably won't have to touch it for a couple of weeks other than an email to say "any progress on this?" every so often.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Speaking as a member of a technical team
No. Quit nagging.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:26, Reply)

damn naggers get everywhere

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:28, Reply)

He ought to get back to his ironing and let the men get on with things.
Typical shrew.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Payday cans.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 18:50, Reply)