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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Going all CQ here
What is the best thing that has happened to you so far in 2014?

Alt:
The Wurst?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:08, 91 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

lemmy! he really is a very sweet little thing.

alt: lemmy. he really is a fucking terrifying responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Is that Lemmy?
He's cool
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Correct!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)

cool the only pet that is more bent than your dog
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Not Possible

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Going to Yosemite and talking to the trees and animals. .
Alt: Not seeing a massive bear tear off some stupid American's head.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Alright Dr Dolittle

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I am at one with nature, Tangles.
That's why I live the holistic lifestyle of a vegetarian monk.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Plus hippy chicks always put out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Because their fannies smell and there is a "drop out" rate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Your is a "drop out" rate
Edit: Ninja prick
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:21, Reply)
edit: ha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
It's 2014 already?
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
the blissful absence of CQ posts is one of the good things about 2014

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I'm still 'friends' with him on facebook

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Me too
He appears to have resurfaced on there recently.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
he binned me off
i was not upset
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
oh noes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
he was a spasticated bellend
the departures of him and loonychomp have improved this place no end. but we could do with a few of the better ones coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Too busy working, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Alt: Stunned not getting his head ripped of by a massive bear

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)
brown, lie down
black, shout back
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
lacist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
One of the park pamphlets said you should
shout "naughty bear".

Can't imagine this helps too much.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Just point behind them and shout "pic-a-nic basket"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
probably because you picked it up in a gay bar in SF

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
What would a bear be doing in a gay bar in SF?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Drinking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Hofmeister?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Not yet
I've not taken my badges
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
BAD BEAR NAUGHTY BEAR IN YOUR CAVE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Or being licked by a cow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that did happen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:17, Reply)
^ pricktease ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
It's just coasted along; no real peaks or troughs to speak of really.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:20, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:21, Reply)
This is the year of the meh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Calm down Gormo, mate.
You'll have a heart attack at that rate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Nah. I eat loads of fatty foods so my arteries are well lubricated, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Alt: Going round Monty's old gaff when he was packing up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I heard it was well grim

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Like a fairy tale.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:38, Reply)
I made a £16 profit on a fruit machine yesterday!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Enough to have sex with YM 3 times and get a sandwich from Tescos.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:40, Reply)
My Mum's such a slut you could get the £3 meal deal and still go home with £13.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:41, Reply)
£20
Everytime I fuck your Mum she gives me £4 and a meal deal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)
A lot of good stuff has happened, but the move's gone really well.
The worst is my mum's a bit poorly, but she'll be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I'll back up an inch next time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Do that and it'll fall out.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:55, Reply)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)
The best thing recently was discovering I can update the firmware in my telly so that it now plays downloaded films
without having to re-encode them into a different format. This means I don't have to leave my computer whirring away all night degrading the quality of the files after a hard days infringing copyright law.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I need to investigate playing downloaded films on mine
I'm managing with free Sky Go and free Netflix at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Does it have a usb input?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I think so, yes
Living room TV doesn't though. I might invest in a Chromecast for a HDMI port in there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Lovely new flat screen smart TV.
Wurst: not able to convert our loft due to finances.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:06, Reply)
MALIA OBAMA HAS A FUCKING MASSIVE CHIN

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:12, Reply)
^ racist

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:14, Reply)
No, I just can't stand Mohametans.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:18, Reply)
SHE SAID YES!
Alt: she said yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:28, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:30, Reply)
you just need a good wedding planner
i think i saw one on here not so long ago. an unmarried one, but, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Thats excellent planning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Then it's not technically rape!
Good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:04, Reply)
185/5. Can't see England getting the remaining 5 wickets in time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Alistair Cook is a boring, risk-averse bellend.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Alright bellenda

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:23, Reply)
At home watching the fitba!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:26, Reply)
at work! some of us have to work for a living!
some of us!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:27, Reply)
Not me at the moment!
My second team are beating Portugal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:29, Reply)
I'm watching the football, I should be packing.
Off for tapas and wine in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Portugal have just had someone sent off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:39, Reply)
being funny on stage
alt: bad things only seem to happen to other people these days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:45, Reply)
lusty has a pin on her bag that says "cavey"
i saw it and thought of you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)
is that because i am totally famous now?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)
4 wickets needed off 11 overs. Ain't gonna happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Started watching a bit of the cricket earlier.
Got bored, so I had a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:56, Reply)

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