Oh, for fuck's sake.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27876300

Alt: Shit off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:20, 94 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

:(
"Danger Mouse's eye patch will be replaced by an "i-patch" with multiple technological functions and his headquarters too will be kitted out with "state-of-the-art wizardry", said Fremantle in a statement."

:(((
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Not once Apple's lawyers hear about it he won't.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

The top voted comment is both wrong and written by a moron
Count Duckula was a villain in Danger Mouse. I have the DVD's and have watched them with the kids many times.
( Peej, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Oh thank Christ for that
Another 70s or 80s favourite that can be dragged from its grave and given a complete makeover with charisma-less voice acting and sterile 3D animation, becoming an utterly soulless shadow of its former self
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Crumbs Chief. It'll be shit.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)

were you even born when it was on telly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Finished 4 years after I was born

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:38, Reply)

who cares?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I know i don't
but I'ma nihilistic depressive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:29, Reply)

i know i don't
but then i'm (technically) a grown man who doesn't watch cartoons either new or from my youth in some sort of sad nostalgic 'cult' bullshit way.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Hahaha 'member roobarb and custard!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)

yes, i probably liked it, i dont need to revisit it to check

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Hahahaha let's sing the theme tune!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Wow you're so mature.
Hey look, everyone - it's Victor Mature!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:40, Reply)

I just don't get why people want to watch a load of old shit designed for kids

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:42, Reply)

^ this.
Although I'd like my daughter to watch some of the old stuff.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I think they should set about remaking EVERYTHING
And then when they've finished, they should remake the remakes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I don't care.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:35, Reply)

This will never happen today as Danger Mouse is too white and Penfold isn't black enough. He'll have to change his name to Danga mouse too...

Stonewall will want them to get married in a church, which will make front page news on The Guardian and headlines on the BBC, after first getting kicked out of a B&B for sharing a bed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:35, Reply)

it's beyond parody

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)

You couldn't make it up.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I'm willing to bet a shiny pound that the jokes will be far more obvious, the baddies not nearly as harsh, and the rivalry far more convivial and positive.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)

You'll have to watch them all to find out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I loved a bit of Dangermouse
They really should leave it the fuck alone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I'm back from my mini break.
On the way out we had to make a sudden and unscheduled stop in Madrid so the bloke who had collapsed could get thrown in an ambulance.

On the way back everything was going swimmingly until some cunt drove in to the back of our taxi.

Now my neck hurts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)

chaching

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)

with the other driver in madrid?
yeah right!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Happened in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Stays in Bristol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I'm back from my mini break.
On the way out we had to make a sudden and unscheduled stop in Madrid so the bloke who had collapsed could get thrown in an ambulance.

On the way back everything was going swimmingly until some cunt drove in to the back of our taxi.

Hello my name is Jeffthedogfucker. I sound like barnaby bear. I like barnaby bear. I live in Bristol. It is fantastic. One time I went to Spain. Some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)

hahaha
Twat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I've jsut found a copy of the new Mastodon album
It is fucking epic and the lot of you can fuck off with your negativity and shit. NOW YOU FUCKING OWN IT!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I do not own it. I would neither purchase or illegally acquire this embarrassingly dire item.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Go fuck yourself.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I would sooner do that than listen to cringeworthy vocals and screams, with lyrics supplied by a dim witted teenager in a trench coat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)

here you go mate
www.theprp.com/2014/06/16/news/mastodon-streaming-entire-new-album-once-more-round-the-sun/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)

i love a bit of Mastodon
Who doesn't like alternative Progressive sludge metal?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)

\o

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2305302
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)

No need to get nasty about it
Just not my bag bebbeh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)

It not being your bag means you ought to go fuck yourself

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Any excuse for a wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)

The latest album is actually, dare I say it, quite tuneful and traditional in parts.
And then in some parts it just fucking rocks and widdles like an epilectic toddler
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)

I still like Blood Mountain the best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I gave YM a blood fountain yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

This is you

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Thats the power of love

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)

It is fantastic.
I'm really glad I go tot see them on the Crack the Skye tour though. Listening to that whole album played live was superb, and they still managed to cram in Colony of Birchmen, March of the Fire Ants and Blood and Thunder at the end.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:31, Reply)

It's no Reign in Blood though, is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

It's not the same, but I think they rank equally highly in terms of brilliance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Sorting out shit and stumbled across Welcome to Sky Valley again yesterday, quite wonderful

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Roll on Bloodstock.
Best of all the festivals.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Fuck YEAH!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Are you going?
I've worked there for the past three years, it's one of my regulars now.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)

what do you do Munst?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Event security work.
Concerts and festivals over the summer ftw.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I was there last year.
Did you see they guy crowd surfing in a wheelchair during Municipal Waste?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Yes I fucking did.
Nearly 360 of you fuckers came over in two and a half fucking minutes.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Were you fixing the fence during lamb of god?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I was working response in the Sophie Lancaster tent on the Saturday.
I missed it, but I did tell them it wasn't going to take the crowd pressure on the Thursday. They were having trouble getting permission to bury the cables, but that soon changed and it was sorted by Sunday morning.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I was very impressed that the crowd were so well behaved,
when Randy told everyone to hold fire for five minutes and take a step back everyone did just that.

It was the same when I saw Slayer at the forum a few years back. Someone broke their neck in the mosh pit and the band stopped halkfway through a song and walked off, and then Tom came back on and said sorry and asked everyone to quiet down while we waited for an ambulance to arrive.

Metal crowds are always surprisingly nice.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Metal crowds are by far the best.
They look after each other, which is absolutely key to things going well for everyone.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I don't mean to cast dispersions on stupid cunts like Dozer
but hip hop crowds are the worst I've seen. Apart from when I saw the Kaiser Chiefs at Shepherds Bush, that was a horrible atmosphere.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I have to agree, to a point.
'Indie' crowds are by far the worst, but only when it's pure indie. It's like a giant meet-up for football hooligans. Hip-hop crowds are a close second, next to dance music crowds.
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)

you don't need to
just let him post for himself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)

You ought to head to Bloodstock.
Bring Lemmy!
( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Aspersions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:20, Reply)

In the industry, we call it "Crowd profiling".

( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)

self diagnosed^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Damn right I'm going.
Think I'm gonna miss a chance to see Evil Scarecrow again?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)

It'd be an awesome place for a b3ta bash.

( Muns, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

This is true.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I'm not sure that it is

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Truck festival used to be quite good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Well, it was alright.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:03, Reply)

They're on at Sonisphere on the Sunday, are they worth a watch then?
I think Dropkick Murphys are on at the same time and I might've heard a bit of one of their songs once and it's possible I liked it so I was going to watch them.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Definitely worth a watch. The guitarist is the biggest hairiest bastard you'll ever see playing such amazing metal guitar.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)

They are epic live, me and Al saw them at Brixton
I was deaf for days and couldn't move my head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)

You can buy the album of that show.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)

i've never really liked live albums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I bet you looked like a right prick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)

and then he went to see Mastodon!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I'm sure he blended into the crown seamlessly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)

His personal mosh pit had a butler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

His mum sewed some studs into his blazer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)

mumsie is a great seamstress

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I had my gig brogues on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Dropkick Murphys are always a good show, but Mastodon are just sheer awesome.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

TTGI^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I loved Dangermouse as a kid and see no problems with modernising it for a new audience.
Updates of Thundercats and He-Man have been successful.

Yer.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I have Toto - Africa as an ear worm
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Start a new thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)