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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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come on losers
let's get you talking about food. the government is going to ban consumption of one meat (or type of lentils for tangles). which should it be?

alt: are you a goody-goody or a wild-child? how do you rebel?

altalt: i have a cold, some fresh orange juice, some raw nuts and a file on my desk. what do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:17, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)
HAhahahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)
how long have you been waiting to use that?!
twunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Found it this morning, so maybe an hour?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)
click!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)
It's a bit early for POTD
but fuck it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:33, Reply)
They should ban halal meat #topical #edgy
alt: I'm having a kebab tonight.
altalt: A pile of May invoices to 'post and verify', a coke zero and a sore aching feet.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:19, Reply)
a chicken one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:20, Reply)
No, I had Chicken Monday and yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)
ok falafel then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I'm not eating that muck.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Theres a place here that charges £4.50 for a falafel in pitta with salad
Its fucking chickpeas and veg, theres no meat in it, it should be about a quid!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)
#ripoffbritain

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)
I wouldn't even buy it for a quid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:42, Reply)
If I had a falafel I'd throw it hard at a foodwrongs head.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Pete Seeger's early draft of lyrics was a little angrier than the finished version

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Fuck That.
The only butchers open when I'm awake or not in work are the Halal butchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)
***MUSLIM ALERT MUSLIM ALERT***

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, Reply)
A halal kebab?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, Reply)
No a proper Engerlish kebab mate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Large mixed with halep sauce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'm thinking lamb spare ribs tonight

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I accidentally managed to ask for pork in a halal butchers last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Bit daft, but why should you be made to feel bad for asking for something most butchers sell?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Precisely. Particularly they didn't have the fact that they were halal advertised
and were about two doors down from a butcher who was marked as halal.

Still - got my pork from another butcher though - 2lb shoulder - fucking lush, it were. Had it with dauphinoise potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)
bushmeat
I have a second hand cat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)
has it eaten the hamster yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)
no
She's not arsed about hunting. Too old.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)
something about wizened old pussy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)
you'd know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, Reply)
you wouldn't
^ hasn't had sex since 2003 ^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)
^hasn't had good sex since EVER^

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:36, Reply)
not true
YM was excellent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)
My mum says your cock is small bent and ugly and you don't know what to do with it.
She reckons that's why you got a BMW.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
A black man's willy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
i don't even own an bmw

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Thats because your daddy buys you everything

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
i wish this meme were true
i wish it hard
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)
You have a cold on your desk?
Use a tissue you dirty cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I have a coffee and painkillers.
Just need a cigarette for the full set.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Can we count fish as meat?
Salmon. It's a shitty overrated fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I agree
except on sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Fuck off food wrong
alt. both
altalt. I have 4 macbook pros, a macbook mini, two ipads, a nexus 7, loads of usb drives and external hard drives, a copy of Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, a cup of black unsweetened coffee and a Lenovo x100e laptop on my desk. I do not have a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I don't have anything outstanding on my desk
as I do my job properly and promptly.

Typical ineffectual IT slacker giving the rest of us a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)
None of the things on my desk are outstanding.
They are the tools I use daily. I don't go around fixing other peoples crap. Thats for the techs to do.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Sure thing mate
Turn those fucking macbooks around, you utter disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Unfortunately the job they pay me for is a Mac Developer.
Loads of people here use Macs. The Systems need maintaining and developing and I need to use macs to do this and test. I know it won't help my case but at home I have 4 computers and one tablet and none of them are apple products.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Spac Developer, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Go fix some computers IT Monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)
A dell lattitude hooked up to a monitor and a keyboard.
A box containing 2 jars of bacon jam, out of date coffee and chilli sauce.
A tin of Yorkshire Tea.
The best of Suburban Base Records.
Bubblewrap.
Paper strewn all over the place like a mad woman's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)
I don't care, tell Swipe its her boring altalt question

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Not rabbit, as it's delicious.
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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I NEED to find a butcher that does game.
I have an urge to make a game pie, so nice.

I've got the filling of a steak and ale pie simmering away in the slow cooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:28, Reply)
The best part about game is going out and killing it yourself!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:34, Reply)
I think it's time to start eating cats and dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I don't understand why we don't eat dog
Its done in other countries, why not here, and horses and guinea pigs for that matter. I would happily eat all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Horse meat is delicious.
/ac.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I'd have a go on horse and dog.
Not cat, though. I like cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Budgie?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I'd eat budgie
but only swipey and froggles budgie
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:35, Reply)
What's the point? There's no meal on them.
Now, six budgies...now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Four and twenty
Baked in a pie
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)
budgie actually means "good to eat"
apparently :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I've eaten dog before.
But I was a bit shit faced and silly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:27, Reply)
That's not like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Have you experienced much without being shit-faced and silly?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)
YM.
It knocked me off the wagon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)
She's quite a lady

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)
I'd eat it for my lunch today if it was on offer.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Human
Alt:
I used to be somewhat of a lunatic but I'm too fucking old and boring now

AltAlt:
Coffee, water, a family tree, the World Cup predictions chart and a Lego Yoda with a baseball cap on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I think the consumption of human is already banned mate.
Good news for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I thought it was what you wanted?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:34, Reply)
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:47, Reply)
A phone. A puter. Water. A "Foods that harm , foods that heal" book. A mug with some pens in.
A pitcher of Carnival Crush.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:34, Reply)
That book sounds like a load of crystal hugging bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)
It is.
The fat bird I work with gave it to me and I didn't want to offend her.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Clearly worked for her then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Hippy prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)
I'm fasting today
well, until I get hungry anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:51, Reply)
I have povvo lunch of 20 "fishsticks"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:51, Reply)
"crab" "sticks"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Thats them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Yuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)
For some reason, I really like them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Surprisingly nice with lettuce and mayo in a sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Pevert.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I really like YM
But I wouldn't have her 20 times at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
or would I?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I tried exercising last night.
Now I could eat all of the things. I've been hungry all day :*(

Exercising is nothing but trouble. I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
You shouldn't have got so fat then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Tell me about it. The trouble is, booze and cake are just so delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I reckon I could give up cake pretty easily

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Yeah, I don't give a shit about cake, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:03, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Fookin disgrace

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
It's a made up drug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Chicken. Just to fuck up everyone's basis for comparison.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Ooo
Subversive. I like it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I got some lamb chops from the supermatchgame
the other day that looked a bit suspect when I got them home. Upon nasal inspection they smelt like bad cheese.

Needless to say I had the last laugh and had Dalesteaks for tea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)
You let dalesteaks in your house?
I would eat a whole sack of cheesy lambchops before I ate a dalesteak
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Pack of Dalesteaks, bag of oven chips and a can of beans.
Dinner of champions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Fuck that kebab, I'm having this!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
wtf is a dalesteak?
yorkshire reared lambs?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Delicious healthy fresh food!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
They do a minted lamb version!!
www.dalepak.co.uk/dalepak.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
The Chinese Ribsteaks are an interesting and perfectly natural looking shape

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Nothing artifical about the colour either.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
That's just the marinade of mysterious oriental herbs and spices.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
+ RED

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)
powdered bug
cochineal I beleieve it's called.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I dont think they are allowed to use that now
It did used to be a crushed beetle, yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It is still used. Renamed as E120, but it's still the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Top Five London boroughs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Did you go a bit 'Cher' in the middle of that sentence?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Ooh they do shit veggie food too
www.dalepak.co.uk/dalepak-meat-free.asp
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
their fb page is rather lol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I bet you like 'stuffing balls' in your mouth
ha ha gay
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
GAYlepak more like !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Dalepak make really fucking shit Grill"steaks"
They're minced up offel and shit cats of meat shaped to look nothing like a fucking steak. they leak gallons of fat when cooked and taste like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
shitcatlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I'm leaving it as I think it still works
I'd eat a sack of shit cats before I ate a Grill steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Dalepak Dale Steaks
Or grill steaks they are also known as. 6oz of your finest mechanically recovered beef.

There is more beef in cat food.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
You know it's a quality product when you can buy it at Nisa.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
mmmm jetwashed skeletons

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Fuck me, You're all foodwrongs.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)
maybe........
maybe your wife was right all along. IT IS YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
The beauty of it is that
it utilises all three areas of the cooker thus causing bepinnied french ponce Michelle Roux to admire your mad cooking skillz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I'd add some tinned sweetcorn to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I've been informed that they work well on a BBQ
Wouldn't go near them myself, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Nah.
They're frozen. I wouldn't put them anywhere near a bbq, or my mouth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
No idea then.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

steaks Winton
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I don't think I'd particularly miss having turkey.
Alt: I'm mostly well behaved.

AltAlt: Crumbs from breakfast biscuits, lots of polythene bags, about 300 pieces of paper, keyboard, phone, business cards, mouse, stacking trays, monitor, e45, and some ear plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)

ear butt
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
They wouldn't work too well, I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
If you can only get an earplug up your arse
I'd say something's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Well, a butt plug wouldn't work too well in my ear, and vice versa.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
E45?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Hand is a bit bollocksed at the minute, stops it from cracking.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Wankers claw.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I can't even claim 'wrong hand'
Tbh, think it's likely bad due to only having one properly usable hand for the last month, although I'm nearly back to full use now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Too much of Fistina Palmer and her five lovely daughters?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)
You might as well fist it, you're addicted to love

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Broken bone in arm means that I have had little to no rotation in my left arm.
Not easy to rub cream in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
*gets the hose again*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
There are sunglasses on my dash board.
That's as close as I get to a desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)
plus old copies of the sun, crisp packets and old coke cans?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Not on the dashboard no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:38, Reply)
an extensive array of jazz mags.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Locks of hair from the murdered prostitutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
No. We're not banning meat. Let's ban one vegetable instead.
Alt: Total goody-goody, but with a cheeky-chappie edge.

AltAlt: keyboard, 2 19" monitors, printer, paper, pens, empty Lord's mug and a Dilbert desk calendar.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)

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