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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where's the morning thread, you cunts?Been on a coach since 6.30. It has a working charger. Im thankful for small mercies.
What are you thankful for today?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:33,
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Morning Jaysum, long journey from Manchester to Hadrian'sWall land by coach innit?Lessa wedding, eh? I do enjoy lessa documentaries. I'm thankful I' m fucking off at lunchtime today. Garden cans if no rain.
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It's payday for me troll. What's my recommended daily allowance of payday cans?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:43,
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Ok. That can be arranged. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:50,
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I dunno I'm feeling a little fragile this morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:45,
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I don't danceDancing is shit and for shit cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:50,
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Where you going Jay? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:42,
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I'm thankful for it being Fridayand also for winning £50 on our World Cup predictions competition
I'm also thankful that work has coffee as home does not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:49,
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I'm th@nkful for the wknd. I like, totes live for the weekend yeah? Work all week and go mental at the weekend!!! yeah???!!!! Luv gettin pissdMy frendz r my life, I wouldn't b who I am with out them!!! luv you guys!!! Music is my lyfe. I like clubbin an cinema. WOOP WOOP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:51,
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I'm thankful for the Fridayness of the dayNot so thankful for the rain. On the minus side, sulky teenage stepdaughter has blotted her copybook so badly that her mother won't speak to her, just hours before the yr 11 prom.
On the plus side, there may well be steak and red wine in my future.
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Why would she use a copy book as a jam rag?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:54,
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The do 'free bleeding' innitWhat did stepdaughter do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:57,
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I think she stayed a little too late round mine last night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:57,
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At least the anal sex won't have got her preggers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:58,
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Depends how hard you thrust(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:59,
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So a teenager then?*remembers dealing with this*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:04,
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Yeah, dealt with it twice before but this one seems to be a particularly bad caseNo respect for other people's time/plans/life. No communication skills and a pretty good line in tantrums.
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Sell her into a sex slavery ringthey do a good line in them in the North West
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Just give her a fackin slap. Then she'll learn
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:32,
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We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:57,
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Priase Him with the sound of the trumpet, praise Him with the psaltery and harp.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:03,
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I do like a nice psaltery(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:09,
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I'm hearing 'autoharps' are going to be big in 2014(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:11,
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Way ahead of the curve here - we've been using an autoharp in the yurtsmiths since 2009(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:12,
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Yes, he's clearly the brains behind the operation.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:21,
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Hobgoblin in Birmingham.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:26,
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Might get myself over there - though I have found their prices a bit high generallyI'll take a look on Ebay - don't mind having to do one up if necessary.
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It's going to piss down. Garden drinking will now move to shed drinking, or inside drinking. Bastard.(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:04, Reply)
wow. theres no Internet in them there hills.Im off to Newcastle for some nuptials for those asking. Just passed through Middlesbrough. What a hole.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:27,
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You heading for Nancys Bordello today?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:28,
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yeah. not til evening time though. bout 6 I think(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:33,
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I'll be long gone by thenKids sports day today. Joy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:39,
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Do parents still have to do a three leg race or something equally ridiculous?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:41,
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I dont think so*crosses fingers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:43,
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Yeah they do...there is also a spank the teacher competition so you better get their early to get a good looking one
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Both the kids teachers are quite prettyI'm up for that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:09,
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That Mr. Bloom* is well dishy eh * I hope there isn't a Mr. Bloom at the school as that would be creepy
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Stay about from his compostarium(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:40,
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Newcastle is shit. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:06,
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I've had the pleasure of getting a coach through Middlesbrough once*shudders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:48,
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It's when the locals start chucking spears at your transport, that I start to get worried. Fuck knows how they got the Olympic torch through there safely, I can only assume that they were all prostrating and worshiping 'man who bring fire'.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:50,
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I bet there's singing.There's always singing on these God-awful coach trips. A coach full of drunk singing hen party. Ugh.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:51,
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I stopped travelling by coach when I was no longer forced into going on school trips.(
Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:52,
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I'm thankful for being blessed with this wonderful world and all the beautiful people in it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:54,
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Ah well, I've done alright for myself woman-wiseso I don't mind being an uggo.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:12,
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You mean you get as much good sex as you want and you drive a fast car?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:14,
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Only when the helicopter is in for a service(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:17,
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When I can find it in my expansive and recently remodelled carpark.(
Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:19,
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They can fuck right off.Cunts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:00,
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Having a full weekend off for the first time since the beginning of April. I fucking deserve it.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:59,
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m.ebay.co.uk/sch/guyblin/m.html?isRefine=true&_nkw&_armrs=1&_ipg&_from
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:01,
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Well that went wrong Fucking iPhone
Anyway one for Monty - pimping my friend's dad's vintage vinyl record playing stuff if any of it looks any good, let me know. He needs an ipod
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:01,
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All you've done is make me know that something exists which I was quite happy not knowing :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:11,
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Somewhere to keep your keys, I suppose(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:12,
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hahaha. I'd love to see that on a shopping channel. Do you keep losing your keys? Make sure that never happens again by jamming them into your urethra!
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:14,
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I know the feeling. I just googled fetish gear, and that came up. I shared my pain as part of group therapy.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:12,
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What you've also done is post on a public internet forumproof of your enjoyment of gay fetish toys.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:13,
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That's what you thinkRICHARD JOHNSON 43 FROM UPMINSTER ESSEX!!!
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:21,
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FUCKYEWTREE'S ONTO US
SCARPER!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:22,
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Have you seen some of the other things that seller is flogging? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:26,
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I decided not to look furtherseeing as I'm in work and that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:26,
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Very wisesheesh, some folk are odd. Things with spikes and stuff where nothing sharp should ever be.........
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Oh bollocks. I just realised that I was logged into my account when I brought that up. I need to look for something with my wife later. Guess what's coming up under 'suggested items'....
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:38,
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Probably sold by HimJim's employer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:16,
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Very little. I am incredibly tired & in charge of a toddler. Grrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:09,
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Won't give it to mine. Too much sugar. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:19,
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My son made "muesli" this morningRice Krispies with grapes, strawberries and blueberries in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:21,
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That's ok. At least he's eating fruit. Mine will only eat pears, melon & lychees at the moment. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:22,
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Quite. My ex keeps feeding her quinoa FFS. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:24,
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It's like a worse version of cous cous. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:27,
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Pears and melonsthere could be some influence from the father there subconsciously
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You do realise that's a bullying risk?If anyone at school finds out he's been eating "fruit"......
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Whitley Bay innitThey get given fruit at school
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:26,
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They had to introduce it - too much scurvy about. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:28,
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The Norwegians do a version of that with caraway seeds in it. Very nice. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:30,
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Last recipe I made for naan breads had them in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:30,
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You mean you're feeling BLESSED with being in charge of a toddler.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:13,
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Try again. I can't even manage 2 weetabix this morning after last night's antics.
There may have been karaoke.
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Oh dear oh dear. Where were you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:40,
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It must be bad if you are ill(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:52,
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Get a whiskey down you, Then a pint if orange juice and and packet of polo's. You'll either vomit it all up or shit it all out and feel right as rain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:06,
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Hope PJ's kids don't go to this one:www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-28052317
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:41,
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