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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Metro lols.
metro.co.uk/2014/06/25/bbc-subtitle-error-tells-viewers-to-prepare-for-rape-during-glastonbury-festival-4775825/
Who's your favourite b3ta sex pest or offender?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:57, 160 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Albert Marshmallow

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Which one is he?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
The one who uses the CV's of job applicants to answer the security questions on their emails and look through their sent items for nude pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
You're only annoyed you didn't think of it first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Who's the one that fingers dogs bums?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)
You.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
The Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
And who's the one that puts action figures up his bird's snatch?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Emvee

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
That's the fellow.
Yer, I think he's a bit of a choz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Emvee.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I think it's time Chompy came back.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Christ no. You want Swipe going on & on about him all the time again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)
4 eva in ar hartz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
All water under the bridge now, after the cathartic 'beatles thread'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
It's about time she put that torch down, really

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Me, I'd say
I'll rape the fucking lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)
* lubes up *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Yeah you would, I'm fucking sexy, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Loads of young women in wet clothes?
They'll be some raping alright.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Lots of presents at Christmas?
There will be some Wrapping alright
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Dozer is djing, lot of rapping tonight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
+c

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Can Igo on top?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Thats an Othello suggestion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)
An old black ram is tupping your white yew tree.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)
YEWTREE!
SCARPER!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:23, Reply)
There's a strong front of penis approaching from the West
WATCH OUT, LADIES
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Is that a bellweather forecast?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I love womens tennis.
Imagine Venus Williams cracking you off?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:34, Reply)
It'd be way too literate an experience for my liking.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
She'd snap it off at the base

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
In your own time, sporto

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Hey, what can I say?
Its not my fault you finish so quickly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I'd do two years for a crack at that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Fine negro gel that. Three ups with her sister?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
My wife loves to watch the womens tennis but says the grunts and groans get on her nerves






I have promised to keep quiet in future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)
*tries fish*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)
haha, great yeah
hopefully you'll all make the most of the last 28 days of off topic
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Run out of dogs bums to finger?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Never!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
your not fooling anyone, you know

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Sexface

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Why are you so fucking crap?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Its not my fault!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I didn't mean you, silly sausage

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Because everytime I fuck YM she gives me a biscuit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
She does make diabetic biscuits, so this cold be true.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I'm warming to her already

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
}:-(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
I bet she could suck the chrome off a bumper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
You're not in The Americas now, over here our bumpers are made of plastic. You'd do well to remember that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)
What a prick eh snakers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I'm not sure, but I think it's a tragic combination of stupidity and apathy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Finally a *sensible* answer, that's all I ever ask for.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I need 500g of ramen
STAT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:51, Reply)
*thumbs aloft*
youtu.be/2Swl9Iqh6DQ
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)

+w e a
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

g ra
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Fuck that shit
Bacon or GTF
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)
^^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Bacon for lunch?
Don't be absurd.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 11:59, Reply)
You fucking started it!
Bacon is acceptable at all times
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Dont be silly
if that were the case then you would have things like:
chicken and bacon
cordon bleu
carbonara

etc.etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I'm sorry
I've let myself down and I've let you all down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Its alright man pet men pet
I blame it on your locale
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Exactly!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Like they are real food

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:05, Reply)
He's just making it up now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)

ra Se
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Projecting^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)
They don't call me cock-pocket for nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Alright chumps?
I've had a nap and am cooking a cheese and ham toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I'm skiving off in my van in a car park.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Alright, Dogtanian!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
No, before you ask, my new trainers aren't here yet,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Sad face for you meaty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)
As ever :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:21, Reply)
You just lurch from one tragedy to another

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I'm wearing mine
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I need some direction, shall I iron some shirts or walk into town to buy a bday present for my brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Town.
You can get a pint while you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Hey! If you lack direction why not press the iron into your face until it leaves a nice burn mark?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Hey guys! I'm on eBay.
Does anybody want a VW MK2 GOLF JETTA NEW GENUINE HANDBRAKE CABLE CALIPER CLIP 8V 16V GTI?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Ooh, I fixed my roof.
It's ridiculous, but I love how over complicated it is.
The motor had died on the boot lock, I tried to fix it, but somewhere in its past it looks like it was on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
You mean it's no longer rusty?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Well, the motor isn't rusty, but bits of the car are.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I've just found a hole in the side of mine.
Noticed it was a bit rusty, started at it with a screwdriver, found a hole the circumference of my pinky absolutely covered in gop.

At some point, somebody "fixed" a rust issue by just gopping and painting over it. Joy. Now I'm worried about how much of the rest of the car might have received the same treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Where was the hole?
I had similar on the Morris minor, and that turned out to be holier than Swiss cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Worringly, it was just above the sill.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Fucks sake
I've just ordered a Karcher pressure washer extendy hose thingy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:38, Reply)
"forced to apology for the error" ?
The Metro is written by tards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:32, Reply)
A little ironic given the nature of the article

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
*retards (alternatively 'tards) HTH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Archivin' dis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
3p1c f@iL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:34, Reply)
^favourite Star Wars droid^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Fuck shit up
/ac
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)
alright dee eff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:36, Reply)
yer
LOL
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 12:37, Reply)
NEW THREAD!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:16, Reply)

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