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mildly interesting facts about yourself
www.dayofbirth.co.uk/when is your birthday? do you share it with anyone cool?
alt: worst song lyric?
altalt: LUNCH??????
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:16,
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I don't think much of jaysum's burgundy shirt and brown tie combination
#twitterstalking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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Its not too bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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I don't like it
And certainly not with that grey suit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:24,
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He's really quite bald!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:27,
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He doesnt try to hide it though, so thats ok
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28,
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I though he just had a little shaved head, not actual classic pattern hair loss
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:29,
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It's ghastly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:25,
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4th December
Ronnie Barker I think
Alt:
Leaky bum bum now
AltAlt:
Boots misery meal deal + Twix Mix
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:18,
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And my eldest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Jay-Z
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:33,
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Interesting way to harvest the answers to security questions
Will you be linking to
www.mothersmaidenname.com next?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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as you were hatched from a chicken's egg by a hairy toad
that won't help me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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Born from an egg on a mountain top
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56,
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Bowie, Hawkins, Presley, My Dad, Your Dad
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:21,
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+ my bandmate, my wedding anniversary and the day both of my grandfathers died
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:22,
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We could do a 'what was I doing for my birthday when you were getting married' thing apart from like every year i will have been in the pub on the corner of my road
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:26,
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i share mine with lots of slebs
they should be so lucky.
alt: "she's got a sister. and god only knows how i've missed her. and on the palm of her hand is a blister. and i need more time."
need more rhymes, more like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:21,
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for my lasagnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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May 20th, and I share it with Chickenlady, which is nice
I also share it with Cher, which isn't.
Alt: I don't want to see a ghost/it's the site I fear the most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/watch the evening news
AltAlt: Chippy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:24,
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September 9th
Shared with Michael Keaton (2nd best Batman after Adam West)
Alt: That one about centrifugal motion.
Altalt: BAPS!
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28,
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My local sandwich shop is called baps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28,
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I was thinking that was a kids TV show from back in the day as well
But Google told me that was actually 'Spatz'
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:30,
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hahahaha
www.famousbirthdays.com/november15.htmlThe description of number 23!
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:33,
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Keith Moon, Geoff Capes, Bobby G, Edwyn Collins, Shaun Ryder, River Phoenix, Julian Casablancas.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:38,
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In summary
DRUGS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41,
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George Peppard, Rod Stewart, George Foreman
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:40,
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no it isn't
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41,
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seeing how people from different countries define beauty?
i think that's mildly interesting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:42,
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nah, it ent
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:43,
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^^^looking for the country where ginger people are revered as gods
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:43,
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Is it just me, or did the Italian designer make her hairier?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:51,
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no, it's definitely you that's hairier
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56,
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You're obsessed with my body hair
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Kenya looks a bit pale
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Blocked at my work
probably for pornography.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Mine are awesome
Gibby Haynes
Marley Marl
Frankie Lymon
Buddy Rich
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:52,
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Dozer saw Butthole Surfers live once.
They were 'quite good'.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:53,
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I nearly got to see them once but a friend was having a baby.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:54,
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Cameron Diaz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:53,
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Oh oh I totally forgot r kelly
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56,
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d+
k lly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Thats all people wanna talk about nowadays
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:00,
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That's more than those young girls are able to
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:20,
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William Stoughton
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:58,
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Apparently I share a birthday with Benedict Cumberbatch
and Lizzie Borden.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:58,
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Also Degas and Brian May
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:01,
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I bet those two names have never appeared in a the same sentence before.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:02,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:04,
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Truman Capote
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:00,
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Herta Bothe
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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My favourite German team
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:13,
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Can we have a new thread please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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Dont take it personally
Its past lunch and everyone who was going to answer about birthdays has done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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A lesson from jason
perso a
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
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Anal is a lot like Christmas presents.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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Christmas day was weird in your house m8
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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Emptying santa's sack took on a whole new meaning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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Better to give than to receive innit.
And there are always people who secretly think differently.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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I have failed in my shopping mission so have stopped for a pint by the cathedral
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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What didnt you buy?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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A BRAIN OLOLOLOL
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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Yeah cos I've already got one innit, dumbass
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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You should ask for an exchange.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37,
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Yeah?...well...you should ask for some SHUT THE HELL UP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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officesmirk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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I'm outside with a pint
Just sayin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40,
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YOUR FACE SHOULD ASK FOR SOME SHUT THE HELL UP
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40,
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IT JUST DID... FROM YOUR MUM
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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A present for my bro
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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Cathedral gift shop.
Sorted.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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I'll get him a piece of the true cross
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
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Jesus be praised.
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Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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Then tortured, ridiculed and put to death in as painful a way possible
"Thanks Dad/me"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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True cross sale?
/debenhams
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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Very good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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You don't need to get me anything bro
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
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Not even some trainers?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37,
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Still not here :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37,
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Is this wait more of less excruciating than the one for tangles record?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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Well this is something I know I will like
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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Have we seen a picture yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40,
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Nah, these are proper running ones though, so not that exciting from a style point of view
They have fluorescent green soles though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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Sweet, I hope they're asics, they make the best running trainers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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Adidas innit

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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Sweet bruv
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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What sort of trainers?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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Like what you buy, only double
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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Sounds like an expensive way of doing it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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Somewhere in stunners house is a cupboard full of left shoes and wasted potential
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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I'm livin' the dream, m8.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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He just needs to start robbing the baskets outside
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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I imagine he wears a lot of crocs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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Just these bad boys

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:47,
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THAT'S what I'm talking about.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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Oscar Pistunndrious
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:49,
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Pope Pius II
Which means I win by all accounts
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
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I share mine with Prince Phillip & Liz Hurley.
No lunch so far as I've spent the last couple of hours in A&E after my daughter hit her head.
My ex wife is being a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:52,
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 'DRINK AND PARENT'!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53,
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Oh, has it turned out to be your fault that your daughter's a child
and that children bang their heads every now and again?
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Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53,
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I hope you weren't letting her walk up wet stone steps in Edinburgh?
Hope she's ok
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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She's fine thanks. Best to check with bangs to the head. She slipped off the sofa & walloped the side of her head in to a radiator.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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Is that all?
I doubt I would've stopped drinking for that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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HaHAHAH!
Unless they actually lose consciousness for 5 mins or more
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57,
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I could with a pint now. That and a hitman to murder my ex.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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Remind her of the steps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59,
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Good idea!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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Kids are a fucking liability bumps and scrapes are part of growing up
I found mini ape perched on her headboard leaning out of the fhcking window last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:03,
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this^
I've had to lock daughter's windows for such a reason
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08,
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Have you all got really thick kids or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:10,
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Did your wife sire sporters kids?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12,
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I'm sure I'd have noticed something like that.
Wouldn't I?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13,
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I dunno how fat is she?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15,
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Yes
Yes I do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13,
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Two hours wait to be told "just keep an eye on her and give her calpol if it hurts", yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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Calpol?
What's wrong with dock leaves and root of a bilberry bush? Filling your daughter with chemicals. For shame.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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Dock leaves and bilberry for your head?
Nah mate, rosehip tea.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57,
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No they need a full check up. Only had to wait 5 minutes to be seen as well - there's a dedicated childrens A&E at our local hospital.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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There's a dedicated children's A&E at ours and all
But they'll still make you wait three hours if there's nothing wrong with it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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They were very good. We were only there so long so they could stick her on a couple of monitors for an hour.
Dunno why they have lizards in a hospital though. Most odd.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59,
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Poor man's jeff^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02,
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Harsh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02,
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Scientologists, probably
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11,
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I hope she's alright.
I hope you get hospital aids.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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Pub lols
Are you still hiding in your van?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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Yes.
Although I did go to another site for a bit, and I've finished it, so I'm hiding again for a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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Laugh or burn? Take your pick
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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He is watching you through the darkened back windows
Planning his Bundy moment
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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Sorry to hear that.
What did you smash her head into?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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See above. Radiator in the siting room.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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Too much Nintendo Wii tennis eh
Swift backhand
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59,
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kids are bulletproof.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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They generally bounce, just not their heads.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:01,
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What's a little mild concussion?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:06,
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mild concussion
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:07,
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EXACTLY!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08,
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Some dirty cunt gave me concussion when I was playing rugger at rugby college
He kneed me in the head in a ruck
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11,
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2nd row?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12,
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No, it was the first time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13,
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Nah, I'm a Lahndanner!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:14,
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Flanker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15,
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