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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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mildly interesting facts about yourself
www.dayofbirth.co.uk/

when is your birthday? do you share it with anyone cool?

alt: worst song lyric?

altalt: LUNCH??????
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:16, 228 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I don't think much of jaysum's burgundy shirt and brown tie combination
#twitterstalking
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Its not too bad

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
I don't like it
And certainly not with that grey suit
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:24, Reply)

He's really quite bald!!!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:27, Reply)
He doesnt try to hide it though, so thats ok

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I though he just had a little shaved head, not actual classic pattern hair loss

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:29, Reply)
It's ghastly

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:25, Reply)
4th December
Ronnie Barker I think

Alt:
Leaky bum bum now

AltAlt:
Boots misery meal deal + Twix Mix
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:18, Reply)
And my eldest.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Jay-Z

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Interesting way to harvest the answers to security questions
Will you be linking to www.mothersmaidenname.com next?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)
as you were hatched from a chicken's egg by a hairy toad
that won't help me
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Born from an egg on a mountain top

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Bowie, Hawkins, Presley, My Dad, Your Dad

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
+ my bandmate, my wedding anniversary and the day both of my grandfathers died

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:22, Reply)
We could do a 'what was I doing for my birthday when you were getting married' thing apart from like every year i will have been in the pub on the corner of my road

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:26, Reply)
i share mine with lots of slebs
they should be so lucky.

alt: "she's got a sister. and god only knows how i've missed her. and on the palm of her hand is a blister. and i need more time."

need more rhymes, more like.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:21, Reply)
for my lasagnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:23, Reply)
May 20th, and I share it with Chickenlady, which is nice
I also share it with Cher, which isn't.

Alt: I don't want to see a ghost/it's the site I fear the most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/watch the evening news

AltAlt: Chippy.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:24, Reply)
September 9th
Shared with Michael Keaton (2nd best Batman after Adam West)

Alt: That one about centrifugal motion.

Altalt: BAPS!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)
My local sandwich shop is called baps

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I was thinking that was a kids TV show from back in the day as well
But Google told me that was actually 'Spatz'
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:30, Reply)
hahahaha
www.famousbirthdays.com/november15.html

The description of number 23!
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Keith Moon, Geoff Capes, Bobby G, Edwyn Collins, Shaun Ryder, River Phoenix, Julian Casablancas.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:38, Reply)
In summary
DRUGS
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)
George Peppard, Rod Stewart, George Foreman

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:40, Reply)

www.elle.com/news/beauty-makeup/photoshop-beauty-standards?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1448_67601979&linkId=8623818

this is mildly interesting
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)
no it isn't

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)
seeing how people from different countries define beauty?
i think that's mildly interesting
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:42, Reply)
nah, it ent

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)
^^^looking for the country where ginger people are revered as gods

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Is it just me, or did the Italian designer make her hairier?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:51, Reply)
no, it's definitely you that's hairier

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56, Reply)
You're obsessed with my body hair

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Kenya looks a bit pale

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Blocked at my work
probably for pornography.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Mine are awesome
Gibby Haynes
Marley Marl
Frankie Lymon
Buddy Rich
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Dozer saw Butthole Surfers live once.
They were 'quite good'.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I nearly got to see them once but a friend was having a baby.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Cameron Diaz.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Oh oh I totally forgot r kelly

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56, Reply)
d+
k lly
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Thats all people wanna talk about nowadays

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
That's more than those young girls are able to

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:20, Reply)
William Stoughton

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Apparently I share a birthday with Benedict Cumberbatch
and Lizzie Borden.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Also Degas and Brian May

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I bet those two names have never appeared in a the same sentence before.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:02, Reply)


(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Truman Capote

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Herta Bothe

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)
My favourite German team

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)
monty
have you been dropping your gaseous guts again?

www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/EuropeNews/tabid/58/Id/3387/fromTab/36/currentIndex/6/Default.aspx
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Can we have a new thread please?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Dont take it personally
Its past lunch and everyone who was going to answer about birthdays has done
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)
A lesson from jason
perso a
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Anal is a lot like Christmas presents.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Christmas day was weird in your house m8

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Emptying santa's sack took on a whole new meaning

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Better to give than to receive innit.
And there are always people who secretly think differently.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I have failed in my shopping mission so have stopped for a pint by the cathedral

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)
What didnt you buy?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)
A BRAIN OLOLOLOL

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Yeah cos I've already got one innit, dumbass

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
You should ask for an exchange.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Yeah?...well...you should ask for some SHUT THE HELL UP

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
officesmirk

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I'm outside with a pint
Just sayin
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40, Reply)
YOUR FACE SHOULD ASK FOR SOME SHUT THE HELL UP

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40, Reply)
IT JUST DID... FROM YOUR MUM



BOOOOOOOOOOOM
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
A present for my bro

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Cathedral gift shop.
Sorted.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I'll get him a piece of the true cross

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Jesus be praised.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Then tortured, ridiculed and put to death in as painful a way possible
"Thanks Dad/me"
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
True cross sale?
/debenhams
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Very good

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
You don't need to get me anything bro

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Not even some trainers?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Still not here :(

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is this wait more of less excruciating than the one for tangles record?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Well this is something I know I will like

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Have we seen a picture yet?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Nah, these are proper running ones though, so not that exciting from a style point of view
They have fluorescent green soles though
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Sweet, I hope they're asics, they make the best running trainers

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Adidas innit

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Sweet bruv

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)
What sort of trainers?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Like what you buy, only double

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Sounds like an expensive way of doing it.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Somewhere in stunners house is a cupboard full of left shoes and wasted potential

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I'm livin' the dream, m8.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)
He just needs to start robbing the baskets outside

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I imagine he wears a lot of crocs

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Just these bad boys

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
THAT'S what I'm talking about.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Oscar Pistunndrious

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Pope Pius II
Which means I win by all accounts
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
I share mine with Prince Phillip & Liz Hurley.
No lunch so far as I've spent the last couple of hours in A&E after my daughter hit her head.

My ex wife is being a cunt.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:52, Reply)
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 'DRINK AND PARENT'!!!!

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Oh, has it turned out to be your fault that your daughter's a child
and that children bang their heads every now and again?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I hope you weren't letting her walk up wet stone steps in Edinburgh?
Hope she's ok
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
She's fine thanks. Best to check with bangs to the head. She slipped off the sofa & walloped the side of her head in to a radiator.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Is that all?
I doubt I would've stopped drinking for that
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
HaHAHAH!
Unless they actually lose consciousness for 5 mins or more
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I could with a pint now. That and a hitman to murder my ex.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Remind her of the steps

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Good idea!

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Kids are a fucking liability bumps and scrapes are part of growing up
I found mini ape perched on her headboard leaning out of the fhcking window last night
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:03, Reply)
this^
I've had to lock daughter's windows for such a reason
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Have you all got really thick kids or summat?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Did your wife sire sporters kids?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I'm sure I'd have noticed something like that.
Wouldn't I?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I dunno how fat is she?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Yes
Yes I do
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Two hours wait to be told "just keep an eye on her and give her calpol if it hurts", yeah?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Calpol?
What's wrong with dock leaves and root of a bilberry bush? Filling your daughter with chemicals. For shame.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Dock leaves and bilberry for your head?
Nah mate, rosehip tea.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
No they need a full check up. Only had to wait 5 minutes to be seen as well - there's a dedicated childrens A&E at our local hospital.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
There's a dedicated children's A&E at ours and all
But they'll still make you wait three hours if there's nothing wrong with it
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
They were very good. We were only there so long so they could stick her on a couple of monitors for an hour.
Dunno why they have lizards in a hospital though. Most odd.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Poor man's jeff^

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Harsh.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Scientologists, probably

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I hope she's alright.
I hope you get hospital aids.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Pub lols
Are you still hiding in your van?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Yes.
Although I did go to another site for a bit, and I've finished it, so I'm hiding again for a bit.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Laugh or burn? Take your pick

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
He is watching you through the darkened back windows
Planning his Bundy moment
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Sorry to hear that.
What did you smash her head into?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
See above. Radiator in the siting room.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Too much Nintendo Wii tennis eh
Swift backhand
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
kids are bulletproof.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
They generally bounce, just not their heads.

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
What's a little mild concussion?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)

mild concussion
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:07, Reply)
EXACTLY!

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Some dirty cunt gave me concussion when I was playing rugger at rugby college
He kneed me in the head in a ruck
(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
2nd row?

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
No, it was the first time

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Nah, I'm a Lahndanner!

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Flanker

(, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)

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