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	 mildly interesting facts about yourself
 	www.dayofbirth.co.uk/
	mildly interesting facts about yourself
 	www.dayofbirth.co.uk/when is your birthday? do you share it with anyone cool? 
alt: worst song lyric?
altalt: LUNCH??????
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:16,
	
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	 I don't think much of jaysum's burgundy shirt and brown tie combination
	I don't think much of jaysum's burgundy shirt and brown tie combination
 	#twitterstalking
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 Its not too bad
	Its not too bad
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 I don't like it
	I don't like it
 	And certainly not with that grey suit
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:24,
	
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	 He's really quite bald!!!
	 
 	He's really quite bald!!!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 He doesnt try to hide it though, so thats ok
	He doesnt try to hide it though, so thats ok
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 I though he just had a little shaved head, not actual classic pattern hair loss
	I though he just had a little shaved head, not actual classic pattern hair loss
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:29,
	
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	 It's ghastly
	It's ghastly
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 4th December
	4th December
 	Ronnie Barker I think
Alt:
Leaky bum bum now
AltAlt:
Boots misery meal deal + Twix Mix
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:18,
	
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	 And my eldest.
	And my eldest.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 Jay-Z
	Jay-Z
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:33,
	
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	 Interesting way to harvest the answers to security questions
	Interesting way to harvest the answers to security questions
 	Will you be linking to 
www.mothersmaidenname.com next?
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 as you were hatched from a chicken's egg by a hairy toad
	as you were hatched from a chicken's egg by a hairy toad
 	that won't help me
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 Born from an egg on a mountain top
	Born from an egg on a mountain top
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 Bowie, Hawkins, Presley, My Dad, Your Dad
	Bowie, Hawkins, Presley, My Dad, Your Dad
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 + my bandmate, my wedding anniversary and the day both of my grandfathers died
	+ my bandmate, my wedding anniversary and the day both of my grandfathers died
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 We could do a 'what was I doing for my birthday when you were getting married' thing apart from like every year i will have been in the pub on the corner of my road
	We could do a 'what was I doing for my birthday when you were getting married' thing apart from like every year i will have been in the pub on the corner of my road
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:26,
	
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	 i share mine with lots of slebs
	i share mine with lots of slebs
 	they should be so lucky.
alt: "she's got a sister. and god only knows how i've missed her. and on the palm of her hand is a blister. and i need more time."
need more rhymes, more like.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 for my lasagnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
	for my lasagnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 May 20th, and I share it with Chickenlady, which is nice
	May 20th, and I share it with Chickenlady, which is nice
 	I also share it with Cher, which isn't.
Alt: I don't want to see a ghost/it's the site I fear the most/I'd rather have a piece of toast/watch the evening news
AltAlt: Chippy.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:24,
	
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	 September 9th
	September 9th
 	Shared with Michael Keaton (2nd best Batman after Adam West)
Alt: That one about centrifugal motion.
Altalt: BAPS!
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 My local sandwich shop is called baps
	My local sandwich shop is called baps
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 I was thinking that was a kids TV show from back in the day as well
	I was thinking that was a kids TV show from back in the day as well
 	But Google told me that was actually 'Spatz'
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:30,
	
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	 hahahaha
 	www.famousbirthdays.com/november15.html
	hahahaha
 	www.famousbirthdays.com/november15.htmlThe description of number 23!
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:33,
	
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	 Keith Moon, Geoff Capes, Bobby G, Edwyn Collins, Shaun Ryder, River Phoenix, Julian Casablancas.
	Keith Moon, Geoff Capes, Bobby G, Edwyn Collins, Shaun Ryder, River Phoenix, Julian Casablancas.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:38,
	
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	 In summary
	In summary
 	DRUGS
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41,
	
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	 George Peppard, Rod Stewart, George Foreman
	George Peppard, Rod Stewart, George Foreman
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:40,
	
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	 no it isn't
	no it isn't
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:41,
	
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	 seeing how people from different countries define beauty?
	seeing how people from different countries define beauty?
 	i think that's mildly interesting
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 nah, it ent
	nah, it ent
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 ^^^looking for the country where ginger people are revered as gods
	^^^looking for the country where ginger people are revered as gods
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 Is it just me, or did the Italian designer make her hairier?
	Is it just me, or did the Italian designer make her hairier?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 no, it's definitely you that's hairier
	no, it's definitely you that's hairier
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 You're obsessed with my body hair
	You're obsessed with my body hair
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 Kenya looks a bit pale
	Kenya looks a bit pale
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 Blocked at my work
	Blocked at my work
 	probably for pornography.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 Mine are awesome
	Mine are awesome
 	Gibby Haynes
Marley Marl
Frankie Lymon
Buddy Rich
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:52,
	
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	 Dozer saw Butthole Surfers live once.
	Dozer saw Butthole Surfers live once.
 	They were 'quite good'.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 I nearly got to see them once but a friend was having a baby.
	I nearly got to see them once but a friend was having a baby.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 Cameron Diaz.
	Cameron Diaz.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 Oh oh I totally forgot r kelly
	Oh oh I totally forgot r kelly
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 d+
	d+
 	k lly
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 Thats all people wanna talk about nowadays
	Thats all people wanna talk about nowadays 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 That's more than those young girls are able to
	That's more than those young girls are able to
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 William Stoughton
	William Stoughton
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 Apparently I share a birthday with Benedict Cumberbatch
	Apparently I share a birthday with Benedict Cumberbatch
 	and Lizzie Borden.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 Also Degas and Brian May
	Also Degas and Brian May
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 I bet those two names have never appeared in a the same sentence before.
	I bet those two names have never appeared in a the same sentence before.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:02,
	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 Truman Capote
	Truman Capote
 	
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	 Herta Bothe
	Herta Bothe
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 My favourite German team
	My favourite German team
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Can we have a new thread please?
	Can we have a new thread please?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Dont take it personally
	Dont take it personally
 	Its past lunch and everyone who was going to answer about birthdays has done
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 A lesson from jason
	A lesson from jason
 	perso a
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 Anal is a lot like Christmas presents.
	Anal is a lot like Christmas presents. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Christmas day was weird in your house m8
	Christmas day was weird in your house m8
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 Emptying santa's sack took on a whole new meaning
	Emptying santa's sack took on a whole new meaning
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 Better to give than to receive innit.
	Better to give than to receive innit. 
 	And there are always people who secretly think differently.
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 I have failed in my shopping mission so have stopped for a pint by the cathedral
	I have failed in my shopping mission so have stopped for a pint by the cathedral
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 What didnt you buy?
	What didnt you buy?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 A BRAIN OLOLOLOL
	A BRAIN OLOLOLOL
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 Yeah cos I've already got one innit, dumbass
	Yeah cos I've already got one innit, dumbass
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 You should ask for an exchange.
	You should ask for an exchange.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Yeah?...well...you should ask for some SHUT THE HELL UP
	Yeah?...well...you should ask for some SHUT THE HELL UP
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 officesmirk
	officesmirk
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 I'm outside with a pint
	I'm outside with a pint
 	Just sayin
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 YOUR FACE SHOULD ASK FOR SOME SHUT THE HELL UP
	YOUR FACE SHOULD ASK FOR SOME SHUT THE HELL UP
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 IT JUST DID... FROM YOUR MUM
	IT JUST DID... FROM YOUR MUM
 	BOOOOOOOOOOOM
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 A present for my bro
	A present for my bro
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 Cathedral gift shop.
	Cathedral gift shop. 
 	Sorted.
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 I'll get him a piece of the true cross
	I'll get him a piece of the true cross
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 Jesus be praised.
	Jesus be praised. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 Then tortured, ridiculed and put to death in as painful a way possible
	Then tortured, ridiculed and put to death in as painful a way possible
 	"Thanks Dad/me"
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 True cross sale?
	True cross sale? 
 	/debenhams
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Very good
	Very good 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 You don't need to get me anything bro
	You don't need to get me anything bro
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 Not even some trainers?
	Not even some trainers?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Still not here :(
	Still not here :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Is this wait more of less excruciating than the one for tangles record?
	Is this wait more of less excruciating than the one for tangles record?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 Well this is something I know I will like
	Well this is something I know I will like
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Have we seen a picture yet?
	Have we seen a picture yet?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 Nah,  these are proper running ones though,  so not that exciting from a style point of view
	Nah,  these are proper running ones though,  so not that exciting from a style point of view 
 	They have fluorescent green soles though
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 Sweet, I hope they're asics, they make the best running trainers
	Sweet, I hope they're asics, they make the best running trainers
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 Adidas innit
	Adidas innit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 Sweet bruv
	Sweet bruv
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 What sort of trainers?
	What sort of trainers?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 Like what you buy, only double
	Like what you buy, only double
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 Sounds like an expensive way of doing it.
	Sounds like an expensive way of doing it.  
 	
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	 Somewhere in stunners house is a cupboard full of left shoes and wasted potential
	Somewhere in stunners house is a cupboard full of left shoes and wasted potential
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 I'm livin' the dream, m8.
	I'm livin' the dream, m8.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 He just needs to start robbing the baskets outside
	He just needs to start robbing the baskets outside
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 I imagine he wears a lot of crocs
	I imagine he wears a lot of crocs
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 Just these bad boys
	Just these bad boys
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 THAT'S what I'm talking about.
	THAT'S what I'm talking about.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Oscar Pistunndrious
	Oscar Pistunndrious
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Pope Pius II
	Pope Pius II
 	Which means I win by all accounts
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 I share mine with Prince Phillip & Liz Hurley.
	I share mine with Prince Phillip & Liz Hurley.
 	No lunch so far as I've spent the last couple of hours in A&E after my daughter hit her head.
My ex wife is being a cunt.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 'DRINK AND PARENT'!!!!
	THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 'DRINK AND PARENT'!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 Oh, has it turned out to be your fault that your daughter's a child
	Oh, has it turned out to be your fault that your daughter's a child
 	and that children bang their heads every now and again?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 I hope you weren't letting her walk up wet stone steps in Edinburgh?
	I hope you weren't letting her walk up wet stone steps in Edinburgh?
 	Hope she's ok
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 She's fine thanks. Best to check with bangs to the head. She slipped off the sofa & walloped the side of her head in to a radiator.
	She's fine thanks. Best to check with bangs to the head. She slipped off the sofa & walloped the side of her head in to a radiator. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 Is that all?
	Is that all?
 	I doubt I would've stopped drinking for that
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 HaHAHAH!
	HaHAHAH!
 	Unless they actually lose consciousness for 5 mins or more
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 I could with a pint now. That and a hitman to murder my ex.
	I could with a pint now. That and a hitman to murder my ex. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Remind her of the steps
	Remind her of the steps 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Good idea!
	Good idea!
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 Kids are a fucking liability bumps and scrapes are part of growing up
	Kids are a fucking liability bumps and scrapes are part of growing up
 	I found mini ape perched on her headboard leaning out of the fhcking window last night
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 this^
	this^
 	I've had to lock daughter's windows for such a reason
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 Have you all got really thick kids or summat?
	Have you all got really thick kids or summat?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 Did your wife sire sporters kids?
	Did your wife sire sporters kids?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 I'm sure I'd have noticed something like that.
	I'm sure I'd have noticed something like that.
 	Wouldn't I?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 I dunno how fat is she?
	I dunno how fat is she?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	Yes I do
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 Two hours wait to be told "just keep an eye on her and give her calpol if it hurts", yeah?
	Two hours wait to be told "just keep an eye on her and give her calpol if it hurts", yeah?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 Calpol?
	Calpol? 
 	What's wrong with dock leaves and root of a bilberry bush? Filling your daughter with chemicals. For shame.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Dock leaves and bilberry for your head?
	Dock leaves and bilberry for your head?
 	Nah mate, rosehip tea.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 No they need a full check up. Only had to wait 5 minutes to be seen as well - there's a dedicated childrens A&E at our local hospital.
	No they need a full check up. Only had to wait 5 minutes to be seen as well - there's a dedicated childrens A&E at our local hospital. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 There's a dedicated children's A&E at ours and all
	There's a dedicated children's A&E at ours and all
 	But they'll still make you wait three hours if there's nothing wrong with it
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 They were very good. We were only there so long so they could stick her on a couple of monitors for an hour.
	They were very good. We were only there so long so they could stick her on a couple of monitors for an hour.
 	Dunno why they have lizards in a hospital though. Most odd.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Poor man's jeff^
	Poor man's jeff^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 Harsh.
	Harsh. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 Scientologists, probably
	Scientologists, probably
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11,
	
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	 I hope she's alright.
	I hope she's alright. 
 	I hope you get hospital aids.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 Pub lols
	Pub lols
 	Are you still hiding in your van?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 Yes.
	Yes. 
 	Although I did go to another site for a bit, and I've finished it, so I'm hiding again for a bit.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Laugh or burn? Take your pick
	Laugh or burn? Take your pick
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 He is watching you through the darkened back windows
	He is watching you through the darkened back windows
 	Planning his Bundy moment
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Sorry to hear that.
	Sorry to hear that.  
 	What did you smash her head into?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 See above. Radiator in the siting room.
	See above. Radiator in the siting room. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Too much Nintendo Wii tennis eh
	Too much Nintendo Wii tennis eh
 	Swift backhand
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 kids are bulletproof.
	kids are bulletproof.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 They generally bounce, just not their heads.
	They generally bounce, just not their heads. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 What's a little mild concussion?
	What's a little mild concussion?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 mild concussion
	 
 	mild concussion
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 EXACTLY!
	EXACTLY!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 Some dirty cunt gave me concussion when I was playing rugger at rugby college
	Some dirty cunt gave me concussion when I was playing rugger at rugby college
 	He kneed me in the head in a ruck
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:11,
	
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	 2nd row?
	2nd row?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 No, it was the first time
	No, it was the first time
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 Nah, I'm a Lahndanner!
	Nah, I'm a Lahndanner!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:14,
	
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	 Flanker
	Flanker
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 15:15,
	
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