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So Battered was right.What else has surprised you today?
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Peej, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:07,
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I surprised a gentleman this morning by accidentally spilling my milk drink on his suede shoe. I apologised, of course, but I didn't really mean it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:09,
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I always spell that wrong for some reason(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:27,
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Well you can do anything...(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:10,
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How fucking shit I did in my exam todayHow long today is dragging
How I managed to be working tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:11,
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NahJust a waste of time innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:27,
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Sounds like you're saying something there...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:12,
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My mum is actualy in London at the momentSo you're probably not lying.
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Peej, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:22,
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The telephone interview I've just had - the money was a lot less than I had been initially told. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:26,
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I really should go into consultancyI could easily earn double what I'm on now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:28,
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I should sell my arse down the Dilly, I could easily earn double what I'm on now.(, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
You are correctI did harvest some peas last night for a pea and rocket salad. Fucking lovely it was too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:33,
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I hate it when they do that. It wastes everyone's time. What about a stint in Poland?
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Auschwitz in his working environment might do wonders(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:36,
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Oh go onThat would be hilarious!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:47,
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Look at it from our point of view(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:52,
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Something that I've heard a couple of times in my life that really winds me upApplicant: "What does the job pay?"
Employer: "Are you working at the moment?"
"Well, no. That's why I'm applying for this."
"Well it doesn't matter what it pays then, does it."
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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Nothing really surprises me any more, it's all so depressingly predictable.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:32,
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will you marry me?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:38,
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I'll be honest, I was expecting that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:44,
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oh ok, forget it then(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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I'm not surprised that Nakers deleted that post(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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Called it5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2317715
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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Apart from you edited it from "stunned can't even use b3ta properly ffs"But good effort.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:04,
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^ This guy is good - nothing gets past him(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:05,
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The only reason I posted that grab was because I thought you'd think I would (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:07,
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I was surprised that Gazza died, according to a rumour going around on twitter.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:40,
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Did you see the Jill Dando rumour last night? Very funny. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:43,
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Some dickhead claims Jill Dando was murdered as she was investigating a VIP paedo ring. thecolemanexperience.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/barry-george-jill-dando-jimmy-savile-bbc-paedophiles-cliff-richard-alan-farthing-nick-ross-and-britains-dirty-secrets/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:46,
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I read a fantastic oneWhere Stephen Fry is a part of the institutional child molestation ring at the Beeb and that's why he bailed on that show he was doing years ago when he ran away to Belgium. Also, Rik Mayall knew all the sordid details and threatened to go public, so they bumped him off. So this goes ALL the way to the top.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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There's a great comment about not paying for a tv licence to get back at the BBC.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:51,
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Nope, these pictures are still readily accessible*picture of internet hardmen*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:47,
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Are you both standing up there?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:49,
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I was surprised to see Stunned on facebook.I was also quite surprised to see myself back here.
Man, I'm bored.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:53,
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Alright, gorgeous?How's things in the business of shit inspecting?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:56,
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Ah, I don't do that any longerI, erm, caused a scene and demanded to be transferred to a different project because the woman running the typhoid one is a sociopath.
How're you?
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Definitely the last oneThere may be a dirty protest when I finally leave this place.
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Mostly okay.Well, apart from all the usual.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:03,
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Like Stunned is a real person(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 14:59,
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alright b3th?something, something fat; something, something old husband; something something, pier; something something WSM shithole.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:00,
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At times I feel you dont put the effort in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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Hey b3th, I posted a picture of a couple of forum users earlier in this thread, but I wasn't expecting you to show up so I edited it out myself(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:04,
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This place pretty much moderates itself since you abandoned us(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:06,
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Sorry, my mistake, I though you were this personb3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=57277
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:12,
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My ex boss is in rehab for coke and prostitute addiction(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2317786
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:01,
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Finally your counselling is working(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:02,
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It's been a long time coming. I am so bored I am getting my facebook account in order ready for when they shut this place but there must be something going on with our server as I am only getting the fb banner.
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gaz me your details and I will request. Or not.
Entirely up to you.
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Snake sent me a load of your real names so I sent a load of them. Whilst you are special, you're not that special.
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I dont think there's any need to look like Rik Mayall in your profile photo, mind you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:09,
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I think I need a new profile photo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:14,
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You used to work for Battered?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 15:02,
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