Karaoke. Have you ever indulged?
Asked a few in the pub what sort of evening entertainment they'd like and this came up. Personally, I'd rather pull my own teeth.
Alt, what do you like about your local pub, assuming you have one?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:40, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Rubbish. For desperate attention seeking wannabe cunts.
I suggest russian roulette for your new regulars as entertainment.

Alt: that you get a free stab vest on entry.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah a few times
Have to be VERY drunk though

My most local of locals is OK. Proper bloke pub. My most usual drinking establishment has fucking good beer, its quiet so you can talk and within staggering distance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

"quiet so you can talk"
You've given up, man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Quiet so you can't dribble over a perky pair of tits unnoticed, he means.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

There are no perky tits left in the NE
chips and breezer have put pay to that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

This makes me sad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Its ok
as long as you don't live there.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Nah, really noisy pubs are shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I like my local as it's on the corner of my road, and they have now stopped doing karaoke

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

No I fucking haven't.
God's sake.

My local's The Bollo in W4. It's nice, but occasionally fills up with cunts.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

like when you turn up
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha breath ahahahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Well, that was rude.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Soz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I DUN A PISS ON A EMPTY ORCHESTRA LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Karaoke should be in the same criminal category as rape.
Alt: it's nice and chilled out, "gentrified", and generally scum-free these days.

It's accused of being hip, but I'd rather hipsters than smackhead chavs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Course I have.
alt. One of the bars I used to work in was so much fun. Always had charity nights, entertainment, fancy dress, loads of drag acts etc. It was just a jovial place to be.
That being said during the day and mid week it was full of waifs and strays and partial to the odd fight.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

What's your big number?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

17

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Temptation

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Dunno, I don't limit myself to one song. Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, Elton John, Keane, Erasure, Pulp, Green Day
Loads, man.
I do love a good duet too but the girl hs to be able to sing
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

You need a Dolly to your Kenny, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

A Kiki to your Elton?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

A Renée to your Renato?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Ok, ok, we get it.
I like doing Nothing's Gonna stop Us Now :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

A Grace Slick to your Mickey Thomas?
Nice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Oh, songs.
I thought you were asking him an unsolicited and personal question.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I was.
I have no interest in karaoke.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

probably about 43 when I was 19.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

My own is relatively low.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

4?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)

no

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

3?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

0

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

ding dong

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)

im not sure what he's asking to be honest.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Number of unique penetrations

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Pass. Go to the next one.
Wait, what are we doing?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

alt: it sells good beer and has a massive beer garden
Also just been renovated and it's doing really well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)

More lies.
I suppose you like to take "Mrs Dozer" for a quiet drink there, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)

he has to sit down carefully so she doesn't escape

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I take her everywhere.
She is of course a mere figment of my imagination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Ah, the old 'imaginary girlfriend' meme of 2007, God man, get some new material.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

yes*




*no
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Never indulged in Karaoke and I now scrupulously avoid it - and the places it's perpetrated
The ones that say it's a great idea are (in my experience) the wannabe singers who take it all far too seriously, the rest who 'might have a go' have to be pissed as a tramp's mattress before they'll get on the mic - and then they don't know the words/tune/key/tempo and make a fucking hash of it.
Alt: My closest pub is 80m away and I've been in there three times. It's a 'Flaming grill' and is dead after 9:30 ish. The pub I like most has a lounge and a bar. No kids in the bar, no swearing in the lounge. It serves good cheap food and good beer. Locals are friendly and the staff know everyone's name.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got....

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)

You want to be where everybody bums your frame.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

and you're always glad they came

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Hiding penis is your game
OO ooo ooooooooo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

*gets 'woody'*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)

BOOM! THAT'S internet, right there.
All day, baby. All day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

We've done something quite special here today, well done everyone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)

singstar with friends is good fun
karaoke is shite.

alt: mine is good for food. but it's not what i consider an amazing pub other than that. an amazing pub should have a sunny garden in the summer and log fires in the winter, be busy but not rammed with cunts, and have a good range of vodkas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)

As someone who did a pointless degree in "performing arts" of course I have done karaoke
But now as a pretend grown up I cant abide it, I think a few years of living near enough to a pub that every Saturday you could hear someone whining through Angels or my heart will go on would do that to even its most ardent fan.

Alt, local pub is a great village pub with a wide selection of fine ales and £2.50 a pint.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)

"angels" may be the worst song ever
EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I used to teach guitar to a teenage girl, this was one of the songs she requested when I asked her if there were any particular ones she wanted to learn.
Others included songs by McFly and Busted and the theme from Friends.
I don't teach guitar any more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Tangles Fixed It for youuuuuuuu

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I dunno, 'Teenage Dirtbag' is a strong contender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Stacy's Mom

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)

^tggigo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

HA HA SHUT UP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Susan's House by Eels is fucking atrocious as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

^tggotsh
/crow
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

video milf though IIRC

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

there are plenty of video milfs available elsewhere

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Uh oh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Man mispells video
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I got the e and o round the wrong wayy, hardly an 3p1c f@1L

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah you tell that to Old Macdonald,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

smirk

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Nevertheless, these things need documenting and archiving.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I don't know why you're picking on me today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I just can't find the words to express how I really feel.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:34, Reply)

We all saw that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Is that not what the song is about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)

TBH I dont remember the song
just an image of a milf undressing at some point
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

actually I say milf
she is probably younger than me in that video (having researched)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Have you noticed how young milfs are getting nowadays?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)

13 ROUND MY WAY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Nonce.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Due to a drunken night out this song is known as Teenage Werepig

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I would say that anything by Celine Dion is worse
The problem with Angles is that every pissed up lad thinks they can sing it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)

welcome to 1997

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)

If only people stopped singing them in 97

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I hate when people murder the typical karaoke ballads.
One pub I worked in had it 5 nights a week and it was the same people singing the same songs.
It was like Groundhog Day.

If it wasn't for the constant stream of alcohol I wouldn't have coped.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)

It would be better if people sang murder ballads.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Today was a good day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I once did a version of Warpigs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Good song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Sabbath?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah original version rather than FNM's one
Ozzy is easier to imitate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Pretty sure that is not a murder ballad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:34, Reply)

The familiar warble of the Greater Fucked Orange Slag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Karaoke really is shit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Barbecues are good, there's a big garden here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)

That's lovely.
Isn't that lovely, everyone?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Alt: my local shut the other week.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Have a look for a local hotel bar as a reasonable alternative.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Or drink at home and don't punish the rest of us.
What are you doing Sunday afternoon?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I don't know. Why do you want to know?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

If you're in town and fancy a Sunday lunch and glass of wine, let me know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I will indeed. Haven't thought that far ahead yet tbh or managed to remember any plans I've been told about.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Alt: It isn't run by a GP who is having a midlife crisis.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

mildlife crisis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Can we find out who his missus is on /links and persuade her to start putting out again?
It might help.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I'll give her a go if she asks nicely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

If she's not already fucking someone else, she's clearly in the market for it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

She let me look at her norks the other day.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:42, Reply)

My wife walks around the house naked all the time
I fucking hate it. Its like putting a steak on my plate and telling me not to eat it!
( Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Mine does this, too.
Except I'm the one who's frigid.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Not my wife, I mean my girlfriend.
Well, my housemate.

Ok, my cat.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Pics pls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

You want naked photos of my cat?
You sick fuck.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

What? It's not like I'm asking you to dress it up all sexy like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)

That said a pair of stockings wouldnt go amiss eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)

you need to document this and post it to a tumblr blog

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I don't need to see an account of his massive blue balls, ta.

( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)

superfluous word there old chap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Any ideas who it is?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

No, but it shouldn't be too hard to find the girl on there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)

It's hard to search his posts for clues because he can't spell

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I had an ask
I'm expecting a helpful response shortly.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Success!
I think.
( Kroney, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Hmmm.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Stalker.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Who is it then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)

You show me yours,I'll show you mine.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)

deal
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22005
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:44, Reply)

OH! So she's your missus!
I knew it was someone on here
( Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Didn't she used to have a sultry black and white pic of herself, close up so you couldn't see how fat she was?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Dunno.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)

you're thinking of YM
again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I'm fairly certain my mum doesn't post on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)

she is fat and black and white though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I don't get it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)

and ginger.

( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Strawberry blonde.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

AUBURN
and grey
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Purple with a budgie in it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Is this a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Nope.
Although I will say attending a silent disco and not putting any headphones on is the funniest thing you can experience.

Alt: Local's a shit hole, I just like the fact that it spends half of its time having their license under police review.
( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)

My cousin had a silent disco at her wedding reception
I didn't put headphones on. I sat and drank fuck loads of free booze. I didn't find it funny. I found it sad.
( Peej, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)

It's when they start singing along, but inevitably only know half the words.
Blur's Song 2 for example: -

"Woo hoo! mer mer mer mer mer mer mer... "Woo hoo!"

Absolutely everyone doing the same thing, looking like cunts and without the first clue about it.
( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)

It sounds dreadful.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

A friend went to one at Glastonbury, it sounds a bit pants.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)

STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT ITS YOUR TURN TO UNVEIL YOUR MISSUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)

NO MUZZERS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Bet it's this: -

( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Damn...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

is that one of the monsters off Fraggle Rock?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I think you wanted to reply here.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2319562

And Red isn't one of the monsters.
( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

I was thinking of the Gorgs, but you could be right

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Far right.
I think you're right.
( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

BNP slogan writer ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

wtf
wtf is a silent disco??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)

its a disco
that's silent
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)

No loud speakers, just headphones.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Are you sure you used to be a student?

( Muns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:28, Reply)

She's quite old.
These things didn't exist when she was a student.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Only when they ran out of needles for the gramophone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Everyone has headphones.
You can listen to either mix A, or mix B.

You have to figure out from their dancing who's listening to which.

Then mime having sex at them until it finishes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)