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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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CHEAT!
I'm just watching a documentary about Lance Armstrong and his doping. He basically owned cycling and shat on anyone who crossed him. Have you ever cheated?
ALT:
Luuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:42, 292 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm just watching a documentary about Lance Armstrong and his doping. He basically owned cycling and shat on anyone who crossed him. Have you ever cheated?
ALT:
Luuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:42, 292 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I cheated at a crossword once. I looked up the answer online and pretended I knew it.
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I regard the rules as something to get around.
I live for today and don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. I don't compromise any aspect of myself - "Don't explain, don't apologise" - that's my motto.
I am SO fucking hardarse its unbelievable - I'm a total "Alpha" male.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I live for today and don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. I don't compromise any aspect of myself - "Don't explain, don't apologise" - that's my motto.
I am SO fucking hardarse its unbelievable - I'm a total "Alpha" male.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Tell your mum I wasn't cheating and I made it clear that it was a one night stand.
Fucking psycho.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Fucking psycho.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)
I watched Psycho last night - hadn't seen it before.
Jolly good film.
They should remake it, with Jude Law as the main guy. The music could be updated to. And it could all be done in colour.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Jolly good film.
They should remake it, with Jude Law as the main guy. The music could be updated to. And it could all be done in colour.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Some, but there are - famously in my circle of real friends - incredible gaps in my knowledge.
I wasn't fussed about films until ... I dunno - about 10 years ago, really - I generally think there's something more productive that I could be doing.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I wasn't fussed about films until ... I dunno - about 10 years ago, really - I generally think there's something more productive that I could be doing.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
If that's the one on the iplayer, it was watching that this morning that prompted the monobrow/nobrow question
Yes, I cheat at loads of things, my life is a tightly packed web of lies and deceit.
Alt: crap chicken sandwich, salted popcorn
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Yes, I cheat at loads of things, my life is a tightly packed web of lies and deceit.
Alt: crap chicken sandwich, salted popcorn
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)
sainsburys did bacon and maple syrup popcorn at Christmas. It was divine.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)
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ALT.I have curry wot I made last night
I can also smell other curry from a restaurant near by thta smells better.
Curry envy.
THANKYOUSIR
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I can also smell other curry from a restaurant near by thta smells better.
Curry envy.
THANKYOUSIR
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
His wife doesn't know how to make pasty, and that's all you can eat in mines.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
You should have some almond butter, banana and chia seeds on pumpkin bread.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
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Lunch was 20p curry noodles, homemade salad rolls and fruit. I have had no meat since last night, and am in withdrawl.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
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Yeah, at Bamboozle *shames*
If you pressed each of the coloured buttons in turn you could tell by the link address which was the correct answer and go back and press it again before the page loaded. Sorry Bamber Boozler.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
If you pressed each of the coloured buttons in turn you could tell by the link address which was the correct answer and go back and press it again before the page loaded. Sorry Bamber Boozler.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tvmobile.android.bamboozle
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)
got it
but its not the same... you don't know man you weren't there. You cant understand how good it was.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
but its not the same... you don't know man you weren't there. You cant understand how good it was.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is kind of true.
Our telly was old, whilst it had teletext it never had the fasttext buttons :(
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Our telly was old, whilst it had teletext it never had the fasttext buttons :(
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Yes, but only on my ex.
I have a pretty strong sense of morality, so I don't really cheat at games or sports or owt.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I have a pretty strong sense of morality, so I don't really cheat at games or sports or owt.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I am, Peej. I don't really feel that I get enough recognition for it.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)
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I'm doing a whip round via gaz to get you an award and a cash prize.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
just on women
who you were meant to be faithful too, exposing her to potential sexually transmitted infections. good sense of morality there mate
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
who you were meant to be faithful too, exposing her to potential sexually transmitted infections. good sense of morality there mate
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I still have enough lftover BBQ food to do my lunches for two more days.
I'm well chuffed that I'm shit at estimating how much food other people eat.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I'm well chuffed that I'm shit at estimating how much food other people eat.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
That's a few fucked here then...
metro.co.uk/2014/07/08/two-questions-is-all-it-takes-to-determine-if-you-have-an-alcohol-problem-4790684/
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
metro.co.uk/2014/07/08/two-questions-is-all-it-takes-to-determine-if-you-have-an-alcohol-problem-4790684/
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I did the full test, over on your wife's board and it turns out I don't have a problem.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)
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According to that I do, but I really don't. What a load of bullshit.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
You mean that at least once a month you have more than 6 yes 6 drinks
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
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Most people do, I'm right about a lot of things but rarely impart my knowledge and wisdom.
I just prefer pissing about don't I.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I just prefer pissing about don't I.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I'm not sure what they call alcohol abuse is actually alcohol abuse.
They've definitely moved the goal posts.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
They've definitely moved the goal posts.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
It seems I don't have a problem. Might go to the pub to celebrate.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Yes and yes
nothing embarrassing or violent, just stupid arguments with the missus I know we wouldn't have had if I were sober.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
nothing embarrassing or violent, just stupid arguments with the missus I know we wouldn't have had if I were sober.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
OHMYGODWHY DO YOU KEEP WALKING AROUND IN THE NUDE MY POOR WINKY
SHUT UP I CAN DO WHAT I WANT MY BODY'S NOT HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE *throws atlas*
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
SHUT UP I CAN DO WHAT I WANT MY BODY'S NOT HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE *throws atlas*
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I don't think I've ever cheated at anything serious.
I did look over John Danilowa's shoulder during a mental maths test when I was around 10, and I've cheated in a crossword or two, maybe peeked in the bag at scrabble.
Armstrong was corrupt, but then, I think the whole cycling world was then, and no one seemed to mind until a few of them got caught.
Alt: bacon sandwich
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I did look over John Danilowa's shoulder during a mental maths test when I was around 10, and I've cheated in a crossword or two, maybe peeked in the bag at scrabble.
Armstrong was corrupt, but then, I think the whole cycling world was then, and no one seemed to mind until a few of them got caught.
Alt: bacon sandwich
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Yeah, and then he ended up in a stairwell.
Hop you're happy, you cheating prick.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Hop you're happy, you cheating prick.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I think you'll find those cyclists that didn't want to pump their bodies full of nasty shit minded quite a lot.
Armstrong wasn't just a cheat, he actively went out to fuck over anyone who he thought might be a threat and I'm glad the cunt is set to lose everything he has.
I also think there should be a zero tolerance for former cheats like Contador. I don't see why he should be allowed back in.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Armstrong wasn't just a cheat, he actively went out to fuck over anyone who he thought might be a threat and I'm glad the cunt is set to lose everything he has.
I also think there should be a zero tolerance for former cheats like Contador. I don't see why he should be allowed back in.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
who cares what fat, psycho, trust fund, gingers think about cyclists?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
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I honestly don't know a huge amount about it,
I got the impression the whole top class then we're on drugs and happy to be.
But I agree with you on contador and other cheats
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I got the impression the whole top class then we're on drugs and happy to be.
But I agree with you on contador and other cheats
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
those clever yanks
metro.co.uk/2014/07/04/would-you-snort-alcohol-company-in-us-launches-new-powdered-vodka-and-rum-4786656/
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)
metro.co.uk/2014/07/04/would-you-snort-alcohol-company-in-us-launches-new-powdered-vodka-and-rum-4786656/
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Me and peteloaf off mainboard used to copy each others maths homework.
We always got different marks though, Mr Gordon was a fucking idiot.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
We always got different marks though, Mr Gordon was a fucking idiot.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
It changed from week to week
Once I asked him why I had a question marked wrong and Pete had his marked right. He said "Why should I mark it properly if you hand it in late" I told him he was paid to. He dragged me to the head for that one and the head agreed with me. Little victories tangles, little victories.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Once I asked him why I had a question marked wrong and Pete had his marked right. He said "Why should I mark it properly if you hand it in late" I told him he was paid to. He dragged me to the head for that one and the head agreed with me. Little victories tangles, little victories.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Fair enough, I suppose there is little grey area in maths
A friend of mine got an A for copying my C-graded French homework once. When I questioned it with the teacher she basically explained that for a thicky like him it was a grade A piece of work, whereas I was expected to do better.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
A friend of mine got an A for copying my C-graded French homework once. When I questioned it with the teacher she basically explained that for a thicky like him it was a grade A piece of work, whereas I was expected to do better.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Grades mean nothing if you're going to pick and choose how they're applied.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I'm not sure thats how grading works
I'd argue that with him. I was once told by a teacher that sometimes in life you have to take responsibility for something you haven't done. I'm totally going to Yewtree that cunt.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I'd argue that with him. I was once told by a teacher that sometimes in life you have to take responsibility for something you haven't done. I'm totally going to Yewtree that cunt.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Your teachers all sound a bit weird, hopefully by now Ofsted will have hounded them out of their jobs.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
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Mr John Clemo husband of Theresa the Science teacher made my life a fucking misery at school
and when my parents were going through a very violent divorce and my mother feared for all our lives I went to him for help and he mocked me. He's a grade a cunt and I have tried hard to track him down so I can tell him so.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
and when my parents were going through a very violent divorce and my mother feared for all our lives I went to him for help and he mocked me. He's a grade a cunt and I have tried hard to track him down so I can tell him so.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I reckon if I was a teacher and I couldn't be arsed I'd just give kids marks based on a general appraisal of how thick I thought they were.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
yes
i snogged a couple of other people when greggs hat had royally fucked me off. and i cheated regularly on latin tests at school. but apart from that, no, i've never cheated on anyone or anything.
alt: i had a wholewheat wrap burrito with brown rice, spicy black beans, courgette and carrot strips, pepper, a bit of cheese, jalapenos and a drizzle of sour cream. and a bottle of water. bargain lunch today at just £7.10.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
i snogged a couple of other people when greggs hat had royally fucked me off. and i cheated regularly on latin tests at school. but apart from that, no, i've never cheated on anyone or anything.
alt: i had a wholewheat wrap burrito with brown rice, spicy black beans, courgette and carrot strips, pepper, a bit of cheese, jalapenos and a drizzle of sour cream. and a bottle of water. bargain lunch today at just £7.10.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
So apart for cheating on Greggs hat you never cheated on anyone?
and Apart from Latin tests you never cheated on anything?
Good record. I expect apart from the Polish ones Batts never murdered any prostitutes.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)
and Apart from Latin tests you never cheated on anything?
Good record. I expect apart from the Polish ones Batts never murdered any prostitutes.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)
well, we weren't really together by then
so it wasn't technically cheating.
and who wouldn't cheat on a latin test? have you ever had to do a fucking latin test? LATIN?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
so it wasn't technically cheating.
and who wouldn't cheat on a latin test? have you ever had to do a fucking latin test? LATIN?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
it does also gove you a good grounding in how the romantic languages work
with a grasp of Latin it is fairly easy to pick up French, Italian etc.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
with a grasp of Latin it is fairly easy to pick up French, Italian etc.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I grasped a latin chick once but the resulting criminal record didn't help me pick up and french or italians
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
ask to quit as they suspected I would fail dramatically
they suspected correctly
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
they suspected correctly
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
As did I.
I got a D. Couldn't understand the point of it. I'd retake it now purely out of interest.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
I got a D. Couldn't understand the point of it. I'd retake it now purely out of interest.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
i didn't cheat in the real thing
just the stupid weekly vocab tests.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
just the stupid weekly vocab tests.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
It's alright if they've annoyed you.
I thought everyone knew that.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I thought everyone knew that.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Must be why all these people keep claiming to have fucked the wife.
I've annoyed her loads
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I've annoyed her loads
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
You need to follow more people so it's not just b3ta cunts on your timeline.
Branch out. Be a devil.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Branch out. Be a devil.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)
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