frog done something good for other people yesterday. When did you last done something goodfor others?
Alt, I has three weeks to kill, any suggestions? Ice a few meetings and prep work, mainly it's chill time.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 7:56, 85 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey, I've done charity work
I fucked a fat chick once.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:01, Reply)

Good lad.
Mrs Dozer?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:02, Reply)

nah course not
This was in the mid nineties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:04, Reply)

You fucked a 95 year old fat chick?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:08, Reply)

haven't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:12, Reply)

Old age is normally a great weight loss aid

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)

So you have had sex with two women and your hsmster?High fives bruv.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:08, Reply)

one of them was your dad in drag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Did a few long-distance walks for charity, until the whole thing became some sort of race for some of the participants.
Alt: Start learning an instrument maybe? If you can already play, pick some music outside your usual comfort zone and give that a bash. Try a foreign language? There are plenty of free resources on the net. Alternatively YM or DYAAKY.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:10, Reply)

The language thing is a good idea, I'll have a look.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Alt: Sign up for World of Warcraft and spend your days and nights doing 'raids' with your 'clan' whilst eating crisps and drinking big bottles of cheap cola.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:16, Reply)

Will I be an elf or something?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:19, Reply)

Dunno m8 I don't really know what it is, but knobs seem to spend a lot of time playing it so I thought you might like it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:20, Reply)

I play it loads.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:21, Reply)

xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)

You should be working your arse off
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.


What happened to battereds thread last night? Did it go full retard?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:18, Reply)

nothing, just more bloo bloo deletion

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:21, Reply)

what thread?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)

One last night with a link to one of Montys stories

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:24, Reply)

that sounds dignified

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)

I dunno what it was meant to achieve.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:27, Reply)

making Cranners look like even more of a tosser?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)

✔
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)

It's all gone rather downhill in the last 2 weeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

Maybe I should post more!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)

I would say it's essentially the same as usual tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:35, Reply)

He posted an old thread of Montys, regarding his daughter, I don't think it stayed up long.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)

it's not on the popular page, I would have thought a dignified lolfest would sit proudly atop that internet dungheap

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:27, Reply)

It was populol until it got deleted :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:30, Reply)

it got two clicks then, gotcha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

I clicked it from 6 different devices.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:32, Reply)

I just hope you remembered to log out before posting something instantly recognisable.
Otherwise, you would just be a thick tosser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)

Most stuff is sorted mate, Some meetings, calls and web work, but a lot of chill time,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:22, Reply)

this is your first mistake
i promise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Really?We have a few meetings and such, theres not much we can do before we take the place.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Course there is.
Check out the competition, write/source your menu, work out customers/covers to break even and then what will drive profit, poll the locals to understand what they are looking for from their pub, pitch for investment from the brewery if the pub needs a luck of paint, spend time in the pub drinking and eating to understand how well it runs and what the clientele are like etc etc

Or sit around and hope for the best
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:33, Reply)

if only this forum boasted a former marketing director of Whitbread as a member!
A rather boastful member at that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I went to a party last night and someone called the police and they actually turned up.
It made me feel young again.
( Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)

it was a paedo sex party.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:26, Reply)

When did others last done something goodfor me?
We established a while ago on here that altruism is an outmoded concept.
Alt: Practise your spelling and typing?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I bought your record.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:47, Reply)

I torrented it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Shit, innit?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:55, Reply)

I'd rather listen to NOFX

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Not sure how you've heard it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)

He probably made the mistake of using speakers.

( Muns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

You're welcome.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I am on holiday
My nieces kept me awake until 2 and then got me up at 6. Why the fuck does anyone have kids????!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)

my cat woke me up at 3:30.
She wanted attention. She does it all the time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)

You brother and his wife sound like shit parents

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Just because nobody would go near your mung bean reeking brummies and babysit them for you...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:07, Reply)

I fail to see how that would have any effect on how your brother raises his kids

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Doing it right, I'd say
I bet they were knocking out the zzzz from 10:30 until 9:00
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)

This doesn't sound at all right to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Depends on if you were the parent or the swipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Tggi. Parenting is something you pick up as you go.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)

It's constant begging to sit next to me and sleep with me and hold my hand - which is hard with three of them....
Stupid loveable aunt persona :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

you here yet?

( Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:08, Reply)

I do a little here and there.
Alt: Get this completed. www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/304111/Form6-27.doc

Always good to be prepared.
( Muns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)

he's trying glue-sniffing now?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Isn't everyone?

( Muns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Linked from Battered's bookmarks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I do good for others all the time
I gave my neighbour a fence sprayer to use as he was attempting to paint 250' of fence using what appeared to be a toothbrush. I'm running the Great North Run again in September, raising money for the British Lung Foundation. I've given away some of my veg from the garden to people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Can I borrow your strimmer please?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I gave one away last weekend, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I gave a bottle of 7up to a homeless once
It wasn't entirely altruistic. It was BOGOF and I'd already drunk one of them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Was it a full bottle?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Of course
A 500ml one, but full nonetheless
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

I dont really want to talk about all the good I do for others
Simple enough to say I DO LOADS, but I don't want to mention it or expect any level of fawning adoration because of ALL THE GOOD AND CHARITABLE WORK I do, I mean its nothing really and I would guess I have only directly saved tens of thousands of poor children due to my CHARITY WORK.

Alt. I would suggest getting a potato peeler and seeing how much of your arm you can whittle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)